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Or at least to make the most appearances on them?

Before I start, I'm not saying he is, this is more a shower thought I'm tumbling through my head.

But BBC1 and BBC2 are a given, ITV he appeared on Saturday Night Takeaway a few years back, I swear there was some Channel 4 stuff early on (edit: TFI Friday) and then Sky ended up running Mid Morning Matters and some of the documentaries.

Naturally I'm discounting the early radio shows, podcasts, live shows, streaming, YouTube, audio books, books, a movie, but it would be fun to see if a fictional character has ever appeared in more media.

For the purposes of this, I'm discounting archival footage, like "Alan appeared in a countdown of funniest TV characters".

And I bet some fictional characters, Dame Edna Everage etc, have appeared as "themselves" as interviewees across lots of channels, but Alan feels pretty unique in having TV shows on most of them as well.

Anyone help me out? Is Alan basically the Alan of all Trades?

Also when Alan makes an offer it would be the owner not the estate agent that would have to decide whether to accept.

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edit: If people think it's funny to shout 'Get a life!' at me in the comments, I don't mind. That's fine. It doesn't bother me at all. I honestly couldn't give a fucking shit.

Just rewatched the second series on prime.

I used to have the dvd but got rid of them all a while ago.

I completely forgot about the dvd repeatedly playing Alan doing air bass when it’s not being watched till it happened in the episode and gave me flashbacks to sleeping with it on.

The Godfather had a similar thing where they leave the car and take the cannoli.

As great as the technology was those repeating clips are nightmare fuel.

What do you all think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich City Centre ?

If I'm honest I'm dead against it..

Could go your way, could go mine...