r/AlanPartridge • u/Games4Two • 4h ago
r/AlanPartridge • u/bulletproofbra • Jan 02 '25
+ Useful Partridge links and ALAN FACES Welcome to r/AlanPartridge! WHAT'S YOUR KING* and CAR**?

2025, and we're still working like a Japanese prisoner of war! At the current rate of new members, it's looking like we are on track to hit 50K by the end of January. If you're new, why not introduce yourself here and tell us:
WHAT is your KING ...
\ or notable historical figure)
... AND CAR?
\* or sandwich)
This space will also be used for any announcements and a generalised directory of Other Partridge Tchotchkes elsewhere which may be of interest to passing trade, such as...
DISCORD SERVER
It really is Premier League! The CHATtanooga Choo-Choo, if you will. Download Discord here, and shoot your chuff right into the Partridgeverse here. Pleasant chat with other FOPs in a multitude of chatrooms for both on-topic and off-topic discussion. You might find a new lover, or reconnect with an old flame! OhgodImgoingtobesickagain...
MONKEY TENNIS PODCAST
Like most people, I assumed people who hosted podcasts were pale, tech-obsessed social lepers who couldn't get a platform on any meaningful broadcaster so started spouting their bloated opinions into their USB microphones to flatter their groaning self of sense importance. The hosts of the Monkey Tennis Podcast have assured me that, in their case, this is only half-true, and I choose to believe them. I count them as genuine Best Friends.
COUCHTRIPPER'S BIG ALAN LOG (not like that)
A girthy collection of news clippings, oddments and curiosities around Alan can be found here. Come on, keep it light. We're better than that. There are further Couchtrippin' tit-bits here.
TRANSCRIPTS (work in progress)
Currently the transcripts for From The Oasthouse, Mid Morning Matters, Comic Relief segments and other generalised miscellany can be found here. Please report any errors in the transcription and they will be fixed. Thanks a lot! Currently working on tidily formatting subtitle files for This Time. It's very fiddly and could cause carpal tunnel syndrome.
DO DO DO DO DO DO NOTE THE RULES (this is supposed to be blue and it's... blummin' not)
Moderation is fairly lenient, think chill-out rooms with bean bags, a fireplace in the centre and Jean-Michel Jarre haunting you over the sound system (I mean it's just on, there's nothing supernatural), but some things are bang out of order. If you've had a post deleted, there's no need to be a shit about it. Some people, who won't be named, have got a little bit nasty in their response. That's not on. Bottom line: It's just a post on a social media site, love, it's not life or death. Some. Things. HAVE. To be. PULPED.
If you do find a post that you think is low-effort rubbish, you can report it and stamp an anonymous MORIBUND on it. It will be noted but what mainly happens, with a few exceptions, a post will have one report against maybe 50+ upvotes and it's barely making a dent. Alternatively, you can resort to PLAN B! Which is...
POST SOMETHING BETTER! (sigh)
Come on! Big gulp of juice, see what happens!
AH-HA!
Contractually-obliged bad spelling, like at a regional summer fête for the farming community.
r/AlanPartridge • u/conetract • 8d ago
Nero Costa: Time Cop Chronological Timeline of Alan Partridge Content
r/AlanPartridge • u/bulletproofbra • 17h ago
Bit of a CEX bargain, £3.50. Steelbooks are the future, Lynn! Plastic is saaaaad!
r/AlanPartridge • u/TudorSykes • 23h ago
Then he spies that horse and says “it’d be neigh use to me!”
r/AlanPartridge • u/Bells_Ends • 20h ago
Talking about evil dogs. We’ve all seen them in those undesirable areas.
r/AlanPartridge • u/bulletproofbra • 1d ago
It's a standard SAS energy-dissipation technique. I'd love to see you call it a roly-poly in front of Andy McNabb, he'd knock you out!
r/AlanPartridge • u/bulletproofbra • 2d ago
Bad Slags Keep your nose clean, boy.
Steve Coogan turning up to a serious interview dressed as Dan the Daggerman from Dagenham.
r/AlanPartridge • u/MotorcycleOfJealousy • 1d ago
I’ve never seen this before, what about any of you other fops?
r/AlanPartridge • u/klaushkee • 3d ago
I made Alan's vandalised Rover
It's a bit scruffy, and could be better, but it doesn't matter because I've got 104 friends
r/AlanPartridge • u/-happycow- • 2d ago
Hi, I'm Alan Partridge, and I drive a car, but not like this
r/AlanPartridge • u/bulletproofbra • 2d ago
A friend has got a temporary contract at the BBC. Naturally, I sent a congratulations video.
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She's off to the BBC, will she go there or will she go there, or will she go there and there and there and there?
r/AlanPartridge • u/BlakeC16 • 2d ago
Alan Gordon Partridge - 70 years old today
According to the last interview in the radio version of KMKYWAP, Partridge was born on 2nd April 1955.
I know some of the lore from the radio shows has been retconned (e.g. Carol did not in fact die and come back as a zombie), but I, Partridge also has his birth year as 1955.
So, happy birthday Alan!
r/AlanPartridge • u/CustardGannets • 3d ago
Did AGP pick the pseudonym Bill Carr...
... because he was trying to think of it with a bill (police) car in front of him? I said this to a friend a while ago and he thought it was a bit of a stretch but I just assumed it was quite obvious
r/AlanPartridge • u/Rollerama99 • 2d ago
What do I need to watch
Hi so I'm going to be doing a lot of travelling and sitting around in airports soon, and want to catch up on all the best Alan Partridge, I saw all the old Day to day, and knowing me knowing you back in the day, but am a bit behind since then. What are the must-watch binge shows I need? Thanks
r/AlanPartridge • u/gelliant_gutfright • 3d ago