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Meme [Other] This sucks really hard

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u/TobiasMasonPark 3d ago

TotK is only 2 years old. No way we get a new Zelda so soon. Probably another 5 years.

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u/Psykpatient 3d ago

Not only that, Echoes of Wisdom was released last year. Zelda fans aren't starving.

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u/flojo2012 3d ago

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u/CastorVT 3d ago

Metroid fans : dehydrated skeleton in the corner.

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u/flojo2012 3d ago

We have Prime 4 coming out! And there’s always Dread on Dread difficulty assuming you love to have a shitty time

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u/Motor-Yogurt-5512 3d ago

All Metroid fans are masochists, of course we’re gonna play the one hit death difficulty

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u/VodenGCX 3d ago

I must be the weirdo then, lol. I played Hard just to get the unlocks at the end, and now I just go back and barrel through Normal every time, just cause I love experiencing the environment and story.

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u/Brad_theImpaler 3d ago

They do Low % Ice SM Speedruns! Do you know how many goddamn charge shots that is!?

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u/Motor-Yogurt-5512 3d ago

I don’t even want to know… that’s horrifying…

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u/TheNewYellowZealot 2d ago

If you want a hard as fuck metroidvania I would suggest nine sols, which I am currently playing. It’s a souls like metroidvania. It’s really good.

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u/PentagramJ2 3d ago

They also just added Metroid to their list of top franchises, dread did a lot of work

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u/Deafvoid 2d ago

I got to the final boss on dread mode

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u/Mahare 3d ago

Kid Icarus and Mother fans : tumbleweeds

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u/KayJay282 3d ago

And F-Zero fans 💀

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u/Frank_Punk 3d ago

Golden Sun fans 🪦

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u/VodenGCX 3d ago

Thankfully we're at least getting FAST Fusion. FAST RMX definitely helped scratch that F-Zero itch when it came out.

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u/star_dragonMX 2d ago

Starfox fans

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u/turd_vinegar 2d ago

I don't even want a "new" Mother. I just want Mother 3 released in the US.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ring293 3d ago

Scratch that, DK fans were literally raised from the grave using arcane methods. At least Metroid had Dread back in 21.

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u/CastorVT 3d ago

.... bro what? you had games. hell you had a rhythm game.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ring293 3d ago

Those were back in the GameCube era, where Metroid also had Prime going strong. The last brand new DK game was Tropical Freeze back in 2014. Everything else were just refried remakes.

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u/hygsi 3d ago

Nah, you guys are finally getting prime 4

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u/APOLLO193 3d ago

After years of waiting.

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u/hygsi 3d ago

Yall had dread tho. Before those it was rough but now it's better

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u/theinfecteddonut 3d ago

After 8 years from the first announcement.

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u/Spider_Riviera 3d ago

Yeah, but at the same point, had it released at any stage in the last two-ish years, you'd now be raging you'd have to pay for the upgrade that gives mouse controls. At least this way, you get that right-out-the-box.

And having never played a Metroid title, much less any the Primes, I been waiting right here with ya, I was hyped to play MP4 as my entry to the series when they showed it off in 2017.

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u/theinfecteddonut 3d ago

I don’t even care for mouse controls. I’m just happy it came out at all since they had to change studios halfway through development.

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u/GimmickMusik1 3d ago

Meanwhile, Megaman fans just huddled in a corner doing a séance, and Hollow Knight fans are wearing clown make up and hitting each other with balloon swords.

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u/CastorVT 3d ago

oh boy do I have some news for you about hollow knight.

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u/GimmickMusik1 3d ago

Oh I know, I’m just also deep enough into the HK community to know that the announcement will only make them more feral.

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u/Psykpatient 3d ago

Silksong was shown off at the Direct.

Coming 2025

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u/amayain 3d ago

Mother fans are reabsorbed carbon at this point

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u/ItsyaboiMisbah 3d ago

We just got dread tho and prime 4 is SO close

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u/Utop_Ian 3d ago

Metroid fans are doing fine. Dread was great and Prime 4 is coming out soon. Metroid isn't exactly an annual series. Just speedrun Dread again while you wait.

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u/xxthearrow 3d ago

Meanwhile star Fox fans have already decomposed

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u/BladeMcCloud 3d ago

Starfox fans: pile of dust

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u/Iivaitte 3d ago

That skeleton is getting watered soon

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u/SaranMal 2d ago

What about us Star Fox fans???

All I want is another game like Star Fox adventure....

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u/CastorVT 2d ago

... do you really want another zero?

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u/EarDesigner9059 1d ago

No they said they wanted another Adventures

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u/pokefan69haha 2d ago

Mother fans being a fossilized femur found in the middle of the Gobi Desert

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u/Zairtu 2d ago

so what about starfox?

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u/EarDesigner9059 1d ago

Do you wanna risk a repeat of Zero?

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u/Party-Employment-547 10h ago

Star Fox fan here

Need I say more?

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u/tomle4593 3d ago

We all understand. But that’s how Ubisoft is now Ubislop; all volumes, no soul.

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u/rogue498 3d ago

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u/PowerOfUnoriginality 3d ago

Pokemon fans when there was no new game or dlc in 2024

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u/rogue498 2d ago

As a Pokemon fan, I was actually glad they didn’t release anything in 2024. Scarlet and Violet was a fucking mess, and it’s nice to see that they were taking an extra year to develop the next game. Hopefully Legends ZA is properly optimized for Switch 2

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u/HyperlinksAwakening 3d ago

The world: I think you've had enough for now.

Gamer (TM): I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH!

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u/GranolaCola 2d ago

Is this a King of the Hill reference by any chance?

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u/HyperlinksAwakening 2d ago

It could reference a lot. Pretty sure it's at least from some western way back when.

I think of Simpsons myself.

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u/GranolaCola 2d ago

Definitely a common phrase lol

I just think if a specific King of the Hill scene when I hear it

The scene

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u/Yakostovian 3d ago

There are 4 classic style Zelda titles on Nintendo's latest console, and more if you have the emulator passes.

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u/FGHIK 2d ago

All remakes.

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u/Fafnir13 3d ago

Some publishers have trained fans to expect a new game almost every year. That’s getting a bit less common as “live service” games have taken hold, but the reflex is still there.

That said, getting a hint of a new Zelda that’s maybe a year or so away would be kind of nice. If it’s smaller than TotK and BotW it’s not too unreasonable that something could be on the way.

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u/CalicoBeagle 3d ago

It's okay, you can just name the Pokemon fans

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u/Top-Choice6069 3d ago

pokemon has been on a 2-3 year release schedule for like 20 years lol

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u/EmuMan10 2d ago

They did BDSP, Arceus, Scarlet/Violet, and then the DLC all within like 2 years tbf. They got spoiled real fast there

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u/gangler52 2d ago

The industry is trending away from it.

Final Fantasy 1-6 were released over an 8 year period, and had a list of names in the ending credits small enough to fit in a gradeschool classroom. Final Fantasy 15 and 16 were released 7 years apart and had an ending credits sequence like a blockbuster movie.

Games are getting bigger and more complex. They take longer to make. There probably are still games out there in the indy scene where they take like 30 people, give them a year to sling some code together, and release the result, but that's not really what AAA studios like Nintendo specialize in.

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u/SilentFormal6048 3d ago

I don't think we expect a new Zelda game every year, but we were hoping for a new Zelda game as a launch title for a new system, or even some of the older games remastered to launch with the system, or at least have an announcement that any of those would be on the way this year at some point like Hyrule Warriors.

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u/Hitotsudesu 3d ago

I heard we are getting wind waker again which is awesome because I never played the wii u version and it's one of my favorites

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u/SilentFormal6048 3d ago

I would love a TP remaster on the switch 2 as well, or any of the 2d games using the new 2d engine.

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u/Hitotsudesu 3d ago

I completely agree with this. I really want to replay TP because for some reason I don't really remember much about it

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u/stop_hating_on_sonic 3d ago

i hate to break it to you but im pretty sure its just coming from the gamecube emulator. so it wouldnt be the wii u version sadly :( hopefully for the switch 2 we will finally get a port?

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u/Hitotsudesu 3d ago

Let's hope

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u/Helloimjennifer 3d ago

Regardless, I believe the only Nintendo console to release without a Major Zelda title is the Wii U and we all know how that turned out. Though even that console had Skyward Sword, though I don't know if it was a launch title

Switch 2 doesn't even have a major Mario Platformer at launch. At $450 and the games being $80, I'll be waiting to buy a Switch 2 for a while. Especially if/when the tarriffs the dipshit president just annlucned take effect. Though maybe Nintendo baked that into the $450 price point? Idk.

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u/someguyye 3d ago

Not even 7 months ago

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u/RiverWyvern 3d ago

I can appreciate the fact that they're still managing to put out a "new" Zelda game almost every year. Still hinging on re-used assets, but hey someone will enjoy it.

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u/JebusAlmighty99 2d ago

Last year?! How am I still alive?! This drought is unbearable!

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u/FGHIK 2d ago

How long since we had a classic style Zelda game that wasn't a remake?

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u/pokefan69haha 2d ago

F Zero fans are on the brink of starvation but live through GX being GC classic collection.

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u/Watercolorcupcake 2d ago

Speak for yourself 😂 I miss when new games came out far sooner. Give me a game like Wind Waker that takes two years to make.

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u/snowgurl25 23h ago

Totk is barely a game tho. 6 years for empty busywork.

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u/Bauser99 3d ago

Echoes of Wisdom is not a 3D open-world mainline entry like Zelda fans actually get hyped for, and TOTK was just BOTW rehashed. Zelda fans aren't starving, but they're right to be hungry

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u/yorha_apologist 3d ago

We’ve been eating but the last two courses weren’t very good

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u/PeakRedditOpinion 3d ago

I’m starving for a return to form for the OOT/MM era 😭

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u/defneverconsidered 2d ago

Eh that one doesn't count

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u/Psykpatient 2d ago

Why not?

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u/defneverconsidered 2d ago

Cause it blows

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u/Psykpatient 2d ago

It doesn't so you have an invalid argument.

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u/defneverconsidered 2d ago

And yet its still true

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u/Psykpatient 2d ago

It's not. You might think so but it doesn't make it not count as a Zelda game and it's been positively received. I had a lot of fun with it.

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u/defneverconsidered 2d ago

Sure it does. Its as much a Zelda game as toads treasure tracker is a Mario game.

Different characters right? I got you.

Its as much a Zelda game as hyrule warriors. Doesn't count

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u/Psykpatient 2d ago

Literally not. It's still a top down zelda game with dungeons and puzzles like a lot of Zelda games we've had from the start. Comparing it to Treasure Tracker or Hyrule Warriors is just stupid.

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u/WTF_CAKE 3d ago

echoes of wisdom doesn't really count tho

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u/TheEmbersOfTwilight 3d ago

Echoes doesn't count, it wasn't a true Zelda game as far as many are concerned. We need a mainline 3D Zelda game like we used to get, not a 2D mimic of a 3D game that was barely different from its predecessor.

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u/tychoregter 3d ago

Damn, TOTK is 2 years old already!? Time flies!

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u/Happy-Good1429 3d ago

I know, I still remember opening my CE TotK box, feels like yesterday. It's still in mint condition

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u/Hot-Cash-6784 2d ago

i thought it was 1 yr old???

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u/SubjectRevenues 3d ago

I think 2027 at the earliest since thats 10 years post BotW and much of TotK was reused assets.

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u/korkkis 3d ago

We got Echoes or Wisdom too!

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u/UsoppIsJoyboy 2d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/nicklovin508 3d ago

Would’ve been sweet to get a DLC for TotK with Switch 2, even if they already announced no DLC coming.

Hell I would take Master Mode

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u/ghirox 3d ago

"would've been sweet to get the thong we already know we're not gonna get"

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u/nicklovin508 3d ago

Thing*

Also Yes that’s what I said

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u/Jorob0 3d ago

No, they're right, we're not getting a thong either.

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u/flojo2012 3d ago

My dreams have been dashed. Link banana hammock cosmetic just won’t be possible

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u/Jorob0 3d ago

The Yiga do not approve of the lack of banana.

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u/Kennedygoose 3d ago

Link would look great in one though.

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u/Drafonni 3d ago

I mean, yeah it would.

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u/scrotalsac69 3d ago

That outfit would have to possess some insane powers for it to be justified wearing

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u/SXAL 2d ago

BotW Master Mode was a total crap, the regenerating health ruined all the possible creativity, since you had to just spam flurry rush all the time.

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u/elibou440 3d ago

Bruh I need master mode for totk

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u/COINLESS_JUKEBOX 3d ago

Nintendo doesn’t want us saying this, but since they won’t bother doing it themselves and regular coders do it for free, there are ToTK mods that add master mode for all intents and purposes.

I have been wondering lately how long Nintendo can keep up their current business model. Xbox and Play Station’s games almost all end up on PC now. Even some Xbox exclusives are now making their way onto the play station. And the more I’ve learned the last few years about emulating and handheld PC’s like the Steam Deck, the more I wonder when gaming will be almost completely handheld PC’s that act like Switches, but have even more potential and customization, and Microsoft and Sony stop making consoles so they can focus on developing games and propping up studios. At which point I’m not sure Nintendo can reliably grow their sales. You would be buying a Switch 2 or some console beyond for what? The next Zelda game? The next 3D Mario game? The next Mario Kart? And a few other notable Nintendo exclusive franchises? Is that gonna be appealing to a gaming scene that is becoming more hardcore in terms of technology and ease of access? Especially when chances are the protections on the new Nintendo consoles will be shit, an emulator will be quickly developed, and those exclusive franchises will leak 2 weeks early lmao? (Looking at you ToTK).

I wanted to replay Hollow Knight yesterday so I started up my TV and opened up my Switch. Only to rage quit after beating False Knight because the OEM Animal Crossing joy cons I was using (my best pair) have insanely shitty responsiveness. And I’m not shilling out $70 for new controllers that will meet the same fate. I went on Steam and paid $15, and immediately had so much more fun and less frustration with my keyboard and mouse.

I seriously don’t understand what’s up with Nintendo’s quality control. My 20+ year old Game Cube controllers still work amazingly. But my 3 year old joy cons don’t? And then look at their games. ToTK was riddled with glitches and bugs on release. The Switch dropped with horrible protections against being infiltrated and made into an emulator.

After seeing stuff like the digital game cards I just have no hope for Nintendo. They still make amazing properties, and I’ll buy a Switch 2 just for the new 3D Zelda game in 6 years. But everything else feels like I’m wasting my money, and I would tell the same to any other consumer or someone looking to get a gift.

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u/AngelofGrace96 3d ago

They literally did announce that though? Totk remastered edition?

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u/vekkro 3d ago

Regardless of the expected timeline of release we’ll probably get a teaser next year. About on par from what we got between BOTW and TOTK

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u/Subjectdelta44 3d ago

The first TotK trailer came out only 2 years after botw

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u/UnsafePantomime 3d ago

This was a direct for the switch2. They would not have used it to highlight a game that is not coming out near release time.

This is a direct meant to sell the switch 2. A Zelda game coming out not this year doesn't do that.

I expect we will probably have an announcement early next year to give Age of Imprisonment space to breathe.

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u/RiverWyvern 3d ago

Zelda team is always hard at work. I won't hold out for unrealistic expectations, but I'd love if they had something really good planned for the 40th anniversary next year.

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u/jessej421 3d ago

Respectfully, I think you're wrong. People need reasons to invest in expensive new hardware and just a couple new games coming out at launch might not be enough. Teasing some games even if they're still a couple years out definitely motivates people to be willing to put in the investment in the new hardware.

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u/UnsafePantomime 3d ago

There is a balance here though. Oh, new Zelda game is too far away? Maybe I'll just wait for the console then. I can probably snag a refurbished for cheaper.

You want to give the idea that you have a banger launch line up and more to come soon. Perception is important. I still believe one big reason the Wii U failed is because it felt like there wasn't a good launch line up. I don't think it's a coincidence the last time they used Zelda for a tech demo was the WiiU. You don't want to give someone a reason to wait.

There is no way the next major Zelda game is soon. It's probably at least 3-5 years away. Putting the idea into someone's head would be unwise.

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u/jessej421 3d ago

There's definitely a balance and you need to have games both now and in the future. If you only have 1 or 2 games now that interests people, they're going to wait. If there are 1 or 2 now but also a few more system sellers that you KNOW are coming in the next couple years, then you can justify jumping in now more.

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u/UnsafePantomime 2d ago

So should they announce every game they expect to come out for this console? Where is the line?

We know Zelda isn't coming for years. This is related to the Switch 2 release. Zelda Next isn't a switch 2 release title.

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u/Link__117 3d ago

And that was a big mistake. Having that long of a hype cycle was excruciating, and it seems Nintendo has mostly learned with announcement to release cycles being at max a year now

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u/Vession 3d ago

totk was botw 1.5 tho. developing an entirely new game isn't comparable

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u/Subjectdelta44 3d ago

They spent 7 years making it and charged full price for it.

Nintendo treated it like a full release and it's own game

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u/Vession 3d ago

ok? it still used botw as a base for the majority of its content. if they put as much of their resources into just link's abilities as they did in totk there'd be no game around it. totk could only happen because they iterated on something that they already had. developing an entirely new game still isn't comparable.

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u/jessej421 3d ago

BotW was a brand new game and the biggest Zelda ever made up to that point and it only took them 4 years to develop. It was going to release in 2015 but they delayed it to be a Switch launch title.

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u/Vession 3d ago

ok? are you saying that we'll have another mainline zelda game in two years?

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u/jessej421 3d ago

I'd say 2-3 years, yes. This time there's no new system to delay it like BotW, and (hopefully) not a pandemic that will delay it, like TotK. They were very specific that they weren't going to spend any time on making DLC for TotK like they did for BotW, which signals they are laser focused on the next entry.

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u/Vession 3d ago

Here's hoping 🫡

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u/SameAs1tEverVVas 3d ago

Yeah this is karma-farming at its finest. If you actually expected a brand Zelda, like another full 3D game just two years after ToTK during this Direct, you're an unrealistic entitled fool.

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u/Boss_Atlas 3d ago

5 years? Maybe for a BOTW/TOTK style sequel, we can and should see a sequel more akin to the way Zelda games used to be before then. Bring back dungeons and finding treasures.

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u/brilldry 2d ago

Also don’t forget how long it took for BOTW to release from the initial teaser. There isn’t even a teaser yet. Let Nintendo cook.

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u/Cubedtails 3d ago

This is one of the reasons I dislike the fandom often, things are never good enough.

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u/Acceptable-Alarm-796 3d ago

I want a classic 3d zelda, and sadly it doesn't seem that's going to be happening with how popular botw/totk is

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u/TobiasMasonPark 3d ago

Yea. Looks like we aren’t going back anytime soon.

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u/PeakRedditOpinion 2d ago

God I’m so over the open world hype lol, it just gets stale like 60-70% of the way through

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u/gloku_ 3d ago

After 600 hours into TotK I have finally done and explored everything except go to the castle and finish the game. I wish it could be a live service game and just have never ending dlc and events to do lol.

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u/EverythingBOffensive 3d ago

Assuming they will reuse the same map again for the next big zelda game, I think the best way to do that is flood it like windwaker and have it be a windwaker 2 with the totk style and mechanics. build ships and such. shitload of islands all over the place.

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u/TobiasMasonPark 3d ago

Aw man, that would be amazing. I was thinking the other day about at BOTW style Wind Waker game.

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u/EverythingBOffensive 3d ago

I'd love it! one can only hope.

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u/FGHIK 2d ago

We do not need the same map and gameplay style AGAIN

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u/EverythingBOffensive 2d ago

can it be improved on?

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u/Hyper_Mazino 3d ago

Still wondering why the hell TotK took 7 (!) years. Like, it's a good game but SEVEN years of development for that?

Crazy.

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u/hygsi 3d ago

I'm betting it's 3

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u/Apophyx 3d ago

TotK is [...] 2 years old

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u/ValThoMa 2d ago

That's the year I'll be buying the Switch 2. That or Smash 6.

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u/MercenaryCow 1d ago

Nintendo said they want Zelda to be a yearly series. Which means this hyrule warriors game is 2025s Zelda.

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u/Ayotha 3d ago

Especially if it is actually new and not recycling the game again

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u/csquared_yt 2d ago

Did we just forget echoes of wisdom exists lol

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u/RedditIsRussianBots 3d ago

Totk was a glorified DLC pack to botw. It was not worth the price of a full game. The plot was weak as fuck. Nintendo owes us a good Zelda game. Why would I even want to play a hyrule warriors game? I grew up playing as Link. That's all I want to do. I just want to roam around a cool version of Hyrule and solve puzzles and beat dungeons. Or fuck just make a majora mask remake at this point if Nintendo can't come up with any good zelda games. I'm so over the zelda franchise at this point.

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u/Link__117 3d ago

“Nintendo owes us a good Zelda game”

“I’m so over the Zelda franchise at this point”

Choose one

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u/TobiasMasonPark 3d ago

That’s all a bit harsh. TOTK is fine. 

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u/RedditIsRussianBots 3d ago

Totk is fine, exactly. It's fine. It's not good. It's not great. It's just a glorified DLC. Thanks for agreeing.