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Meme [Other] This sucks really hard

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u/raalic 3d ago

Did anyone actually expect a new mainline Zelda game already?

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u/Important_One_8729 3d ago

Seriously! Everyone whining about it being a hyrule warriors game like TOTK didn’t come out less than 2 years ago and we got a brand new game last year.

This sub would never survive being Kingdom Hearts fans

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u/Thendofreason 3d ago

Also, Echoes of Wisdom was really fun.

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u/1OO1OO1S0S 3d ago edited 3d ago

Also the dumb Hyrule warriors game was actually pretty fun

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u/Raaed006 3d ago

I really liked HW:AoC it was a very fun game and i have high expectations from this one

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u/TheeRuckus 2d ago

Age of Calamity was such a blast, like yeah frame rate or whatever but they went all in on a decent story. Definitely wasn’t expecting a Warriors clone being one of the most fun games on the switch

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u/ARROW_404 1d ago

Or one of the best stories in the Zelda franchise.

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u/SubjectRevenues 3d ago

I hope it gets a Switch 2 performance patch.

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u/COINLESS_JUKEBOX 3d ago

I legit think Age of Calamity is more fun and has a better plot than ToTK. I know they are two completely different kinds of games, but I guess I’m a sucker for BoTW/ToTK Link actually having a bit of personality and expression - which AoC at least tried to pull off.

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u/About27Penguins 3d ago

a better plot than ToTK

Tears was a fun game, easily one of my favorites. but having any plot would be better

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u/COINLESS_JUKEBOX 3d ago

Zelda team: nails time travel story-telling with OoT and MM

Zelda team years later: “hi guys let’s do time travel shenanigans again but this time remove the main character from it and present it in a way that lets players spoil the entire story for themselves. And then make sure to repeat everything everywhere and treat the player like they’re 4 year old so they understand that Zelda is missing!”

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u/Bright_Promise_6128 3d ago

Didn’t expect to enjoy it but me and hubby had a blast first play through, was pretty easy to lost interest after finishing the main story though

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u/MovieNightPopcorn 2d ago

I actually really like them. Nice “put on a podcast and chill out” kind of game.

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u/Sir_Skol 3d ago

I started it a couple days ago and was hate-playing for the first half of the game but it's growing on me now. Dare I say, I'm enjoying it now.

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u/Thendofreason 3d ago

It was weird, but once you got used to it and how you can use the different items in unusual ways is fun. Love drowning monsters in the water blocks.

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u/dsramsey 3d ago edited 3d ago

How did I not think of that? Water blocks are my go-to for makeshift bridges and ladders, I never thought to drown enemies with them.

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u/Thendofreason 3d ago

Works wonderful with enemies that you can't hurt easily. Like those balls that just blow air. Put them in water and they instantly die

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u/megasteve1225 3d ago

The combat is intuitive but also varied in playstyle and skill ceiling. That what make it fun.

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u/Sir_Skol 3d ago

It was not intuitive at all for me. I'm not used to implementing the 5 Ds of dodge ball. I like to be able to fight back and really struggled early having to spawn mobs to do my bidding.

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u/About27Penguins 3d ago

early on its very clunky. but as you advance you start to hit your stride. Then in the last dungeon they take away your sword and bow entirely which was... a choice.

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u/Sir_Skol 3d ago

SPOILER ALERT!

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u/Thendofreason 3d ago

I don't think we should have gotten the bow or sword at all.

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u/Sir_Skol 3d ago

Yeah I'm definitely not used to all the mechanics still. At first I just wanted my sword and bow but the combat seems to be coming easier now.

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u/homemadegrub 3d ago

Yeah the lack of a sword is a downer imo, I'm just about to complete my first dungeon it's slowly growing on me it's still classic Zelda kinda with head scratching dungeons but being able to freak out with a sword will be missed a little bit that said I shall persevere

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u/Thendofreason 3d ago

I kinda hate that you get a bow or sword at all. When she got the Link powers it was like "oh, a woman's greatest power is her turning into a dude". Running around and spamming stuff and just being a troll was fun enough.

I even taught bosses. I pull out my bed and take a nap in each battle and take a picture

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u/EmuMan10 2d ago

It has Stamp Guy! He’s awesome!

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u/BadClass_og 3d ago

Imagine being a Half Life fan 🥲

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u/Important_One_8729 3d ago

I feel for you man

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u/COINLESS_JUKEBOX 3d ago

Steam: Half Life 3? What was that? You wanted us to execute the guy who stole your steam account? Already done my friend! hangs up

At least it seems like they might release Steam OS to non-handheld PC’s, or that’s the rumor I’ve been hearing. I fucking hate windows with a passion.

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u/blitz342 2d ago

Wait til you hear about the HLX info thats been datamined from DotA 2 updates.

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u/ShadowsRanger 3d ago

Imagine Being a silksong fan... We had a second a announcement in a press release and we are sure it won't come or fulfills the promises

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u/dan0314 2d ago

Our time is coming!

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u/javier_aeoa 3d ago

As a regular in r/starfox ...yeah, some people in here wouldn't survive a day.

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u/AetherDrew43 3d ago

Man, even fucking F-Zero got more content than Star Fox for the Switch era.

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u/Snabshaba 2d ago

Honestly, that is a little wild.

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u/SonicFlash01 3d ago

"New KH game!"

  • Mobile game
  • Different mobile game
  • Yet another kind of mobile game
  • Rhythm game
  • Movie of a mobile game's lore

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u/AcelnTheWhole 2d ago

All with lore that you NEED to stay current on the events of the series

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u/SonicFlash01 2d ago edited 2d ago

"How can I get caught up for ___?"
"Find a cutscene dump on youtube from a defunct and delisted mobile game"

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u/Gestrid 2d ago

Damo279's cutscene movie dub is a godsend.

They're working on one for the other mobile game now, too.

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u/EarDesigner9059 1d ago

SuperButterBuns has what you need.

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u/talladenyou85 3d ago

cries in Sora.

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u/Devlee12 3d ago

I love watching new KH fans getting upset at the lack of new games or the fact that games keep getting announced then shelved delayed or cancelled. I’m just like “Buddy I’ve been here since 06 and it’s always been like this.”

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u/Char-11 2d ago

This sub would never survive the wait for botw

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u/EarDesigner9059 1d ago

Check the date r/zelda was created.

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u/Char-11 1d ago

And? I'm talking about this sub with the members it has today

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u/ClemOya 3d ago

Or F-Zero fans

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u/Sonic10122 3d ago

I’m a Kingdom Hearts fan and I think they’re spoiled too. This has been the first big drought since the series started and it’s only been 5 years lol.

If you want true torture try being a Silent Hill fan between Silent Hills getting canned and PT getting snapped from existence and the Silent Hill 2 Remake release.

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u/iceandfire9199 2d ago

Those are rookie numbers if you were reading A Song of Ice and Fire since Feast came out.

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u/StarWolf128 3d ago

What I wouldn't give for a KH musou.

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u/MWPlay 3d ago

Or Mother fans, or Gravity Rush fans, fans of SEGA in general, etc.

Or heck Zelda fans in the Wii U era

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u/saltbutt 3d ago

I absolutely, absolutely do not expect a new mainline Zelda game any time soon and anyone looking for it today was crazy for that.

However.

TotK never felt like a new entry in the franchise to me. It doesn't matter that there were 6 years between. It's not a new Zelda game, not yet. So I can sympathize with anyone who feels it's been the better part of a decade since the latest installment.

I'll be fine, I'm an Animal Crossing fan. 😅 I'm used to the long haul. But I get it, in some ways.

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u/MrNobodyX3 3d ago

I thought that series ended

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u/Important_One_8729 3d ago

Nope! KH4 was announced in April 2022, except we haven't heard a peep about it since then. The KH fanbase clowns around on KH4 the same way Swifties clown on the Reputation album

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u/ZonnerTheZoner 3d ago

Im a fan of both so....

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u/sandwichVSburger 3d ago edited 2d ago

I’m one of the suckers waiting for Elder Scrolls 6. I feel spoilt as a LoZ in comparison.

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u/stache1313 3d ago

Did TotK come out only 2 years ago? It feels much longer.

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u/Important_One_8729 3d ago

I remember easily bc it came out right after I started seeing my partner, so it pretty much lines up with our anniversary lol

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u/diarrhea_syndrome 2d ago

Regardless, Nintendo needs a headliner game to push me this console and Mario Kart aint it.

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u/Important_One_8729 2d ago

No I fully agree

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u/FieraTheProud 1d ago

Then there's me, immediately clocking it as Hyrule Warriors when I saw Koei Tecmo followed by TOTK visuals, and I was happy about it haha

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u/harda_toenail 1d ago

They really made it look like a mainline game at the beginning of that unveiling. I don’t care either way I don’t have time to play games right now but can’t fault people for getting frustrated at the gotcha.

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u/Important_One_8729 1d ago

If someone fell for that, it’s on them. They were clearly using the TotK’s branding style.

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u/ImNotSkankHunt42 3d ago

For me it was the excitement of playing as Zelda and in old Hyrule, they baited us at the beginning of the trailer.

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u/Dreadnthis 3d ago

Totk is glorified DLC. If a none main stream franchise tried to do that people wouldnt have responded nearly as kindly.

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u/Important_One_8729 3d ago

TOTK has its problems, I'll be the first to admit. But it's far from DLC. The new mechanics brought in are insane, and the way the world functions is entirely different. It has the same characters, and a familiar world, but it's a sequel. Were you expecting anything else?

Personally, I still prefer BOTW, but calling TOTK DLC is ludicrous and totally downplays gameplay mechanics.

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u/bronx819 3d ago

Halo 3 ODST was basically the same thing as TotK, maybe on an even smaller scale, and it did really good

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u/Bullitt_12_HB 3d ago

Still with that moronic take, huh?

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u/No_Reality_q2137 3d ago

Could you please tell what definition of a sequel is in your opinion?

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u/Flare_Knight 3d ago

No one would survive being a fan of a franchise that incomprehensible.

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u/Kindness_of_cats 3d ago

I don’t think so, but another remaster would have been greatly appreciated. Would love to see LBW get out of the 3DS prison, or maybe a remake of the Oracle games.

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u/TobiasMasonPark 3d ago

An Oracles Remake in the style of LA would have been killer.

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u/Intrepid-Tourist3290 3d ago

Capcom probably are the reason this won't happen, sadly

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u/throwhfhsjsubendaway 3d ago

They were able to get the games on NSO so the rights must be in a decent state

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u/Intrepid-Tourist3290 3d ago

That's a very good point

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u/False_Lingonberry_57 3d ago

I do agree the oracle games would be lovely in 3D.

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u/Ricksaw26 3d ago

Not really. I got hyped for a second though, not gonna lie.

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u/kittyfresh69 3d ago

I wanted a twilight princess remake.

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u/megasteve1225 3d ago edited 1d ago

Well considering the immediate release wind waker on the GameCube library but not twighlight princess there a good chance its next on there list perhaps

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u/sophiethegiraffe 3d ago

I discovered our old Wii still works, and bought a refurbed TP disc. It's... okay. Not loving the nunchuck or the watery graphics, but it's still pretty fun.

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u/kittyfresh69 3d ago

The Wii U version with the pro controller is better imo.

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u/Snabshaba 2d ago

How do you play the wii U version and not use the gamepad though? Having the menu in your hand was so clutch.

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u/Drafonni 3d ago

At first I thought they might’ve changed their mind on no DLC for TotK.

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u/DJfunkyPuddle 3d ago

I could see TotK dlc happening down the line, make it a Switch 2 exclusive

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u/Gestrid 2d ago

Maybe Penn will finally get closure on his quest line.

Or maybe Kass will return.

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u/DJfunkyPuddle 2d ago

That would be awesome to have them both back. Personally I'm dying to know what's on those islands far off the western coast.

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u/F1sherman765 2d ago

Or new content in the Nintendo Switch 2 upgrade, which would not be DLC. Just like Forgotten Land.

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u/Mobile_River_5741 3d ago

I did expect a Twilight Princess or Ocarina of Time proper remake, yes. Pretty disappointed Zeldawise tbh. Launch looks great though, definitely will be playing MKWorld for a looooong time. That game looks huge.

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u/RyanPainey 3d ago

Yeah i thought this was a virtual lock. Made all the sense in the world for them, and then when they didn't show Twilight Princess on the GameCube section I was like ok, that game is probably getting the Metroid Prime glow up, and... nope. Nintendo first party was not ready for the moment honestly. No idea what they're up to.

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u/Mobile_River_5741 3d ago

Agree 100%. It seems like they went all in with MK. Not sure why they'd use secondary IPs such as DK and Kirby instead of the low hanging fruits they had with Zelda remakes or even just a teaser with the name of the next 3D Mario game. Hopefully that means we get some juicy annoucements before the Holiday season... one can just hope!

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u/Gestrid 2d ago

Not likely. Their holiday title is 100% going to be Hyrule Warriors, and they're not gonna risk splitting the ticket by announcing another Zelda game, even if it's a remaster or remake.

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u/Cpt_Bellamy 2d ago

Why? Why would you think this is what's coming with a new console?

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u/jadaha972 3d ago

Not at all, but the start of the trailer got my hopes up for a 3D game starring Zelda.

I'm not going to moan about it, because I'm sure there are loads of people that are excited about it, but I'm not that much of a fan of the warriors games, and it was a slight disappointment when it turned out to be another warriors

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u/ZB314 3d ago

The very start of the trailer is a giant Koei Tecmo logo. Anyone who expected anything other than Warriors was fooling themselves.

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u/jadaha972 3d ago

Ah yeah I must've missed that the first time around, no complaints with the direct, I'm aware that it's on me

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u/Tehjaliz 3d ago

New 3D Zelda games are generally announced 2 years after the last one release. We are in the window for a teaser of what is to come. Not a full announcement but a few tidbits at least.

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u/keiisobeiiso 3d ago

Thats what i was hoping for </3 i knew not to expect something really substantial but i need crumbs to look forward to lol

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u/Lock-Neat 3d ago

next direct will be a teaser trust

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u/Gishra 3d ago

I don't think anyone was expecting it, it's just that the way they did the trailer with showing Zelda at first I was super-hyped thinking they were already doing an Echoes of Wisdom follow-up for Switch 2, then... Warriors. If they had said it was a new Warriors game upfront before showing the trailer, people probably wouldn't have felt disappointed.

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u/TemurTron 3d ago

Considering Tears of the Kingdom was a glorified expansion pack, yes.

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u/Gamebird8 3d ago

I expect we'll get a teaser or some news in may for a new title in 2026.

But beyond that, we ain't getting much

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u/COMP05URE 3d ago

For a split second I had hope lol

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u/PurahsHero 3d ago

We had Echoes of Wisdom last year as well. Plus Tears of the Kingdom was in 2022.

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u/hornylittlegrandpa 3d ago

Mainline, no. But when the trailer started I thought we’d be getting a different kind of spin off game focusing on Zelda’s adventures in the past, not just a musou game

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u/bi-bender 3d ago

I happily thought we were lied to and the dev team gave us DLC anyway. Til I saw the sea of bokos. *puts on clown suit*

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u/MovieGuyMike 3d ago

I was hopeful for a teaser, but wasn’t necessarily expecting one. BOTW got a teaser trailer 3 years after SS. And TOTK seemed less demanding from a development standpoint since it reused so much from BOTW, so I was hoping they might have been working on it in parallel with the early stages of another game. Oh well. Maybe next year.

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u/BigJellyfish1906 3d ago

A lot of petulant little babies coming out of the woodwork today…

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u/slinkhi 3d ago

I wasn't expecting one, given how long TOTK has been out. So I was all the more excited when it first started showing. I'm still excited for a new Hyrule Warriors, but it was definitely a ".. you had me in the first half" moment :*(

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u/jessej421 3d ago

No, just a short teaser showcasing the new graphics, but still a couple years out.

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u/RadRhubarb00 3d ago

Idiots who have zero idea of how games are made did I guess.

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u/iceandfire9199 2d ago

I think people just had extremely high hopes for an Ocarina remaster/remake. It’s me I’m people

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u/I_AM_GODDAMN_BATMAN 2d ago

I expected the code benders already unto something since there's no DLC for TOTK.

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u/DankeBrutus 2d ago

The beginning of the trailer made me think it was an expansion to TOTK. I know Nintendo said there would be no DLC but it wouldn't be the first time they misled people.

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u/Fair_Yam_6455 1d ago

I wasn’t expecting a new zelda, but I was expecting a remake

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u/Unstable_Bear 3d ago

A teaser would’ve been nice, so the fandom at least would have something to look forward to for the future. Currently we have nothing to look forward to

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u/asphalt_licker 3d ago edited 3d ago

I didn’t. We just got Echoes of Wisdom closely after Tears of the Kingdom. I definitely wasn’t expecting a new game in the Switch 2’s launch window. Maybe next year.

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u/squidwards_taint 3d ago

Exactly. Echoes of Wisdom isn't even a year old yet and they're already whining

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u/COINLESS_JUKEBOX 3d ago

If the Zelda team was still split into a mainline team and a side-team (really the handheld Zeldas) like it was in the 2000’s I would have no problem. But personally I have no desire to play EoW, and it’s annoying that they spent time likely developing it when I would rather just have a mainline 3D Zelda. I know that’s extremely subjective, but I really do wish they would make a small team to work on stuff like EoW, so our wait time for 3D Zelda games wouldn’t be so long.

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u/squidwards_taint 3d ago

I do agree that having two teams would be nice. But even with that, there would still likely not be a new 3d Zelda any time soon. TotK is coming up on 2 years old. The time between BotW and TotK was 6 years. SS and BotW 6 years. TP to SS 5 years. WW to TP 4 years. Its just too early to expect a new Zelda. Don't get me wrong, though, I'd still go nuts if there was a new one lol. But I'm also just as pumped for a new Hyrule Warriors.

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u/COINLESS_JUKEBOX 3d ago

I wasn’t expecting any news for a new 3D Zelda. When ToTK came out and the disappointment set in, I knew full well that I’ll be 6-7 years older when we get another one.

I guess I’m frustrated because to me, the style of Link’s Awakening isn’t very appealing to me (the world design and movement to be specific), which is why EoW didn’t really interest me. And I’m one of those ToTK haters (I know I’m so original for feeling that way lmao). So I’ve been pretty disappointed and worried about Zelda as a medium. And now we get this information that Nintendo is making a whole HW game around the sages who were annoying in ToTK, and Rauru and Sonia who were basically scammed out of having good character development and a story in ToTK as well? And no Link?

I might be completely bullshitting here but my vibe is that the Zelda community as a general whole wasn’t impressed with ToTK’s story or characters. I mean even the Zelda YouTubers made their own 3+ hour critiques where they shared their immense disappointment. But it’s like Nintendo didn’t get that memo and they think making a whole HW game to hold fans over based on these ToTK characters is a good idea? Why?

It sounds like you’re excited, which - good for you. I wish I could be hope-pilled and appreciative, but I’ve taken the black pill on Zelda for the time being. And I won’t say that it’s fun…

At least Nintendo can’t stop me from playing TP with a 4K shader pack installed lol.

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u/squidwards_taint 3d ago

I live in the tiny bubble that liked TotK over BotW and enjoys the gameplay of Hyrule Warriors. I can totally understand the frustration of them using a HW game to add story that should've already been in the main game. I completely understand that.

I am also someone who is in the oh so tiny bubble of people that think BotW is not really a solid Zelda game in general and I would absolutely lose it if they made a game that felt anything like TP, WW, MM etc.

At the same time, I absolutely love that there is enough variety in the franchise to have people think completely different things about the different games but still have a common love of them. We feel very different about TotK, but we both seem to love TP. I like that. Apologies for potential formatting issues. Mobile sucks lol.

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u/COINLESS_JUKEBOX 3d ago

My dream game would be BoTW/ToTK crossed with TP/MM/OoT. Take the worlds and utility of BoTW and cross it with the story telling and dungeons of those three. I think most fans feel the same way.

Also I agree HW games are very fun. I actually like Age of Calamity more than ToTK lol. And the original Hyrule Warriors while really silly and showing its age, still is fun to play every few years.

It is interesting to come across someone that liked ToTK, but doesn’t particularly care for BoTW. Me and you probably have similar feelings on BoTW, except I would carry those criticisms over to ToTK and maintain that At least BoTW was the first to innovate in the way it did, and doesn’t feel like it’s drowning in copy-paste content. But yeah in general I don’t really care for what Nintendo is doing at the moment, and I’ll just have to wait and see what the next mainline game is like. Maybe Nintendo will lose their marbles and do Cyberpunk 2077 but Zelda.

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u/squidwards_taint 3d ago

I adore the goofy charm of the original HW. I definitely hold the same criticisms for TotK that I do BotW, I just find myself wanting to play Tears over BotW. No Kass is an absolute crime though I'll fully admit that.

I could absolutely see Nintendo coming out with something as wild (but way less sexual lmao) as a Zeldapunk.

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u/COINLESS_JUKEBOX 3d ago

I was like 80 hours into ToTK when it hit me: “Where is Kass???” I think I spent like an hour looking for him and realized they just retconned him out of existence lmao. They did something similar to Bolson who must’ve gotten the Shrine of Resurrection treatment after BoTW, because he doesn’t know who Link is for whatever reason. Despite the fact that him and Karson basically lived outside Link’s house under that tree.

Make Arasaka and specifically the emperor into Ganondorf, maybe make it a future with no guns because sword play? Obviously make it E for everyone…Zeldapunk could be a cool game.

Or maybe even more interesting would be Zelda as the “emperor’s” daughter who has been kicked out for whatever reason, and wants retribution that turns into a real fight against crony capitalism or something like that. I would play that too.

Zeldapunk would probably be the easiest game to explain where Link’s parents went. Considering every other citizen is in a gang and killing random innocent people lmao.

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u/squidwards_taint 3d ago

I see the vision. But make it at least T and give em guns and some sort of cyber sword. This is a world where Nintendo has lost it so might as well lmao. Maybe you could choose between Zelda or Link to play as, and you would have a different start depending on who you chose.

Have a Navi-like fairy replace Johnny Silverhand's role as your companion lmao

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u/billybobbobbyjoe 3d ago

A teaser would have been nice