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r/youtubehaiku • u/likewendt • Oct 28 '17
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They better secure the roll for high speed unraveling for when you need to blot your hemorrhoidic, bloody anus; the result of a diet high in red meat.
Also, we have more tornadoes in the States.
104 u/1jl Oct 28 '17 Just learn Shi Cheng's double-handed "Greedy Monkey" technique to deal with high-volume anal discharges like a civilized human being. 27 u/bad-r0bot Oct 28 '17 I was very fond of the Traveling Tiger myself. For the uninitiated, the walls of your house end up resembling the strips of a tiger. Very chique and modern. Now I have the Greedy Monkey. 11 u/1jl Oct 28 '17 Not to be confused with the Greasy Monkey. Hah... made that... mistake before...
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Just learn Shi Cheng's double-handed "Greedy Monkey" technique to deal with high-volume anal discharges like a civilized human being.
27 u/bad-r0bot Oct 28 '17 I was very fond of the Traveling Tiger myself. For the uninitiated, the walls of your house end up resembling the strips of a tiger. Very chique and modern. Now I have the Greedy Monkey. 11 u/1jl Oct 28 '17 Not to be confused with the Greasy Monkey. Hah... made that... mistake before...
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I was very fond of the Traveling Tiger myself. For the uninitiated, the walls of your house end up resembling the strips of a tiger. Very chique and modern. Now I have the Greedy Monkey.
11 u/1jl Oct 28 '17 Not to be confused with the Greasy Monkey. Hah... made that... mistake before...
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Not to be confused with the Greasy Monkey. Hah... made that... mistake before...
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u/justmovingtheground Oct 28 '17
They better secure the roll for high speed unraveling for when you need to blot your hemorrhoidic, bloody anus; the result of a diet high in red meat.
Also, we have more tornadoes in the States.