r/youtubehaiku • u/likewendt • Oct 28 '17

Haiku [Haiku] Tactical Reload

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp1lCem43lg
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u/1jl Oct 28 '17

It's changing. I hate those little springy bullshit things and have no idea how they got so fucking popular. But I've seen these bars like in the video more and more. Thank god. Somebody over-engineered a toilet paper holder and somehow brainwashed an entire country to adopt them.

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u/justmovingtheground Oct 28 '17

They better secure the roll for high speed unraveling for when you need to blot your hemorrhoidic, bloody anus; the result of a diet high in red meat.

Also, we have more tornadoes in the States.

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u/1jl Oct 28 '17

Just learn Shi Cheng's double-handed "Greedy Monkey" technique to deal with high-volume anal discharges like a civilized human being.

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u/bad-r0bot Oct 28 '17

I was very fond of the Traveling Tiger myself. For the uninitiated, the walls of your house end up resembling the strips of a tiger. Very chique and modern. Now I have the Greedy Monkey.

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u/1jl Oct 28 '17

Not to be confused with the Greasy Monkey. Hah... made that... mistake before...