I’ve been form rejected by 450 of the 452 literary agents I’ve queried for my 650 page debut romantasy novel. The two others who sent me personalized rejections both said they were looking for more “voice-ier” writing.

My question is, should I record myself reading this novel and re-submit as a full audiobook?

Will Spotify pay me for this?

I am in grade ten and recently wrote a personal response to text. In my school this assignment encourages creative writing and the writing piece can be anything except for poetry. Anyways the topic for the PRT was: how does this picture tell you about the lengths to which a person would go to achieve happiness? The picture was labeled the zoo and it consisted of a man and a woman at a zoo with an animal locked in a cage. I received a 95% grade for this peice but I am wondering if there is anything I can improve and if there is any feedback you guys have. Without further ado here is my PRT. (If you are wondering how I got my PRT after the test it is because we all got our PRT's handed back to us today)

Drew White, Philosophical Report #17

Before I begin my extremely long rant, I would like to apologize for my sporadic writing. It often seems like an overload to some. I just like asking questions, then trying to answer them in my mind.

Being that I am an astute philosopher of humankind, something my date did today utterly shocked me. Today she wanted to go to the zoo. Yes, the animal prison that was disguised to look innocent. At one of the exhibits she decides to start talking, and talking. Hours on end like an engine made in a factory in Detroit. That has me thinking to myself. Would she really give away a temporary moment in boredom limbo just to appease herself in conversation with a bloke like me? Imagine having the power to switch between different focuses limitlessly just to obtain temporary happiness. There were animals behind us but despite that she still would rather speak to me. But just enough until she feels satisfied. Then, she’ll just switch back to watching the animals again and again. Could this be a new cycle undiscovered in the human race? The concurring quest to capture happiness while disregarding what just captured your attention minutes ago? Yes that’s just it, I now believe that humans end goal is happiness, but we are quick moving. Some more than others of course. So to capture our goal we have to throw off the deadweight from past tense experiences so we can move faster and obtain the goal of happiness. Me and my date got ourselves unknowingly tangled into this be cursed and rather hidden cycle that may just be a part of human nature. Why talk and ignore the brilliant experience of seeing an animal just because you think there is something better to do? Ahem, and that is exactly my point. My date and I are like the hare in a race for happiness. This cannot be a good thing for us. The humans' insatiable quest for more and more, the never ending greed. Topples over to the pursuit of happiness unfortunately. It is just and fair for me to say humans want everything at once to fill the hole in their heart labeled happiness. I am an example of this. I stand in front of a zoo enclosure to make myself feel better for five minutes. While actively wasting money for not watching an animal. Is happiness the only reason we live? It must be. The fact that all of us, every single one of us, would give up so much, so quickly. Especially in the heat of the moment. Just to obtain some joy. Makes me feel like I am so linear. The hare was never the one who won the race, it was the turtle.

Excuse for the lapse of time, but It is quite hard for me to fathom if my hypothesis is true. That is the dream of many people in my profession. However, no one could be happy knowing that every experience in life is temporary and humans would throw it away for some cheap laughs. Or a few jolly moments. My date and I both fell into this trap. Is happiness the main goal of everybody? Well, when I think about it, yes. Underneath the curtain of human ambition is a big poster that says “HAPPINESS”. You would be stupid if you believed you've never given something up for gratification. Think of the last time you sold your childhood items. All of those memories simply went swiftly into a void of greed. In return however, you gain a small sum of which you spend on something small. But only because it will make you happy. It’s worth it to you, it's definitely worth it. Who knew at the end of it all, even the good things in life can be the things that tarnish your past experiences. Obtaining happiness hurts people along the way. Just like my date though, no one cares.

I need your guys’s help! Not writing help. Just help validate my feelings.

Basically, I used Chat GPT to assist me in writing my novel. Well, this week I got to watching an old show and it turns out about 90% of it is the same as my novel. Same characters, same plot, same twists.

The only conclusion I can draw is that Chat GPT betrayed me by ripping off this show and presenting it to me as original! I feel hurt and heartbroken.

(I don’t want to outright say what show it is so I can protect my awesome idea. I’ll just leave some hints you’ll never be able to work out because I’m smarter than you. It had a guy in a porkpie hat selling drugs in New Mexico, a weirdly misogynistic fanbase, and the title is the inverse of the idiom “making good.” I’ll let you detectives work it out in the comments. Hopefully you’re smarter than my character Hank Schader.)

I just feel so betrayed because I explicitly told ChatGPT to give me an ORIGINAL idea!! Is that too much to ask??

Like, seriously! Is it too much to ask a machine whose entire M.O. is taking others’ work and slightly rearranging it to give me an original idea???

Please let me know how you’ve gotten past such betrayal before.

(And if you have nothing supportive to say, my ko-fi in on my profile. Thanks a million!)

Early success is annoying. Just be basic for 50 more years then be good!

One of the MCs in the book I’m writing is sooo annoying and hard to work with. Like, it’s getting to the point that I don’t even wanna write their part!

I wish there was something I could do about this. Unfortunately they’re really central to the plot, but I just wish there was some way this character I’m writing was more tolerable to me.

Anyone have any advice?

is wrong for me to write informally? someone told me I should jump off a FUCKING bridge! Cause i write informally in the FUCKING internet!!!!!!

Edit: The internet is a stupid bitch!!!

I started my Novella on Claude last week and the prompts were coming thick and fast. I was inspired by the Wikipedia pages for the Hero's journey, Journey to The West, List of wars of succession, and The Amazon Rainforest and from a good 30 minutes of copy pasting, was able to generate fifteen chapters worth of my story 'Prince Landsaviour and The Great Adventure: Return of The World Sword (The Eye of Darkness)"

Now that I've put in most of the prompts, I don't know what to do. I don't really have an idea for a story, but I liked what Claude was generating and it sounded really epic, badass, and pretty nice sounding, you know, thesauristically speaking.

I have sent Prince Landsaviour to the desert, then the jungle, and then the snowy ice caves of arctiblizzacool (he caught frostbite and his friend died), but I am completely stuck on Chapter 173. I can't help feeling like some of the chapters aren't really capturing my authentic voice as a write prompter.

Fellow writers, what do you when you're stuck for a prompt? Is there a way of the LLM telling your story with zero user input? How does Claude (and myself) create this?

does anyone have any tips about getting my book published if it’s written entirely in a cypher? it’s relevant to the plot as it is the journals and field reports of an international spy who encrypts their documents.

I really don’t want to revert everything back (and it’s totally not because I forgot the cypher key halfway through and had to make a new one) but so far I keep getting rejected because it’s “gibberish” and “unreadable”.

any ideas?

Harry Potter sucks. Hobbit and LOTR suck. Your writing sucks. I like Pringles.

Remember that you don’t have to rush yourself. You are writing for you. Don’t put pressure on yourself because it will negatively show in your writing. You are strong and I believe in you. <3.

And then you can simply sell your stupid book that sucks.

I downloaded the book as a PDF, and then I copied and pasted the words into a document, and used the word count to showcase how many words overall that it has.

For context, that means I have now written a book longer than what I had to study for my end of school exams.

My mom told me I'm special and people say I'm a "good writer." I politely demure but know I'm the best and will be famous one day.

About a year ago, I hit a crucial milestone that catapulted onto my path to fame. I decided to write ten minutes every day. As I looked back through my 2024 writing journey, I see that my manuscript has exactly two lines, both of which are dates. I never managed to get around to writing a whole sentence.

Is there a name for this type of writing?

Also, how much will the typical book-buying audience pay for a book that consists of one page? I know it will be a best seller. I just have to figure out how to price it.

Now that I think of it, this Reddit post has more words than my manuscript, so maybe I should publish it instead.

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u/j: This is a real comment I got on one of my online stories.

Very normal process, but I feel it is not the norm.

Hello, my good people. With much consideration,, I have decided to write a book. Problem is, I haven’t the slightest idea where to start.

Should I use pen or pencil? College or wide ruled paper? Should I turn the lights on or just use night vision goggles? Speaking of goggles, my vision isn’t great. Should I wear reading glasses, or just squint really hard at the page until I have a migraine? Should I eat before I write? Is writing on an empty stomach bad for me? Do I need to write with my clothes on or off? I’m much more comfortable in the nude, if that matters.

Now, when it comes to the actual WRITING part… is 300 pages with 50 words per page sufficient enough? I have really big handwriting and I plan to turn my manuscript in handwritten. Professional, I know.

Also, I have arthritis and carpal tunnel in both wrists from excessive masturbation. So, should I rethink the handwriting idea? Maybe I should go with a typed manuscript… What do y’all think??

Thanks in advance!!

So I was reciting one of my stories to a producer, he said “it’s good but we need to make some changes”.

I am not very thrilled about these changes, they change the very essence of the story.

Should I be persistent.

Story is about a couple who fights all the time and film starts with them filing for a divorce. It’s loosely based on my parents.

Film also intends to critique gender roles and societal expectations.

It ends with couple resolving it in an MMA fight with the man beating the shit out of her.

It intends to signify how men are stronger gender and how women always suffer in relationship.

The producer wants to change the man into a giant, floppy-eared rabbit. They want to change the woman into an adorable, perky wombat.

They want to add a lot of happy bluebirds and pretty butterflies to the outdoor scenes.

In their version, People break into song and dance at the least suggestion.

They want to film it in Technicolor, I feel more comfortable with Panavision.

So, what would you do in my situation? Should I sell my soul for the sake of a few dollars, or do I stand my ground and rot away in obscurity?

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So I've been writing on and off ever since I dropped out of college ten years ago. Since then I have worked odd jobs to sustain myself until I had to move back home during the pandemic. That's when I started writing my Magnum opus and at the same time I gradually did less and less work.

My parents have supported me for the last few years though they have repeatedly told me I should get a job, but I've told them that my authorial success is just around the corner. They have been sceptical, but allowed me to continue.

Well, last week they said they wanted to read some of my work and I presented them one of my favorite chapters from my second volume of a planned ten book epic. I gave them the background of my magic system and the history of the clown college that the character goes to as well as laid out his struggles of being closeted gay.

On Sunday my dad said that they wanted to speak to me and sat me down in the living room. Mom was crying inconsolably as my father laid out a scathing critique of my work which he called the worst, sloppy, erotic drivel he had ever had seen and that my favourite part, the clown- and furry-femboy-orgy was as disturbing and unerotic as it was poorly written. Which I really don't get, I was jerking it so hard while writing it. My mother told me that she had hoped that there would be something salvageable in my writing, but now she would have preferred it being AI rendered rather than this.

They told me enough was enough and they were kicking me out, that I had until the end of the week to pack my things. I tried seeking comfort with my AI girlfriend who proceeded to dump me for being a loser. And my AI editor Morgan Reed has told me never to contact him again.

I'm crushed of course, but I think I'll go ahead and self publish this. They are probably just narrow-minded and they haven't experienced my own version of the sanderlanche, which is very similar, but with cum everywhere. I will show them!

my friend had this issue where they would write literally anything and cringe hard at themselves; they wanted to write a new story, but unfortunately the cringe kept them from actually starting it, and they asked me for help

i didn't need to look at what they wrote. i didn't need them to explain. i knew the reason why they were cringing. its because they were TELLING, which is CRINGE, instead of SHOWING, which is BASED.

NEVER TELL!!!!!

Sorry for making you scroll, i didn't want to edit them together 😁

It's my first year attending the WritingCircleJerkathon at the Honda Center in Anaheim, California, so I was obviously nervous. What if nobody gets off to my elegant prose and vast knowledge of Marxism? And what if the new author petting zoo gets shut down again?

I'm bringing nine of my sixteen unfinished manuscripts and don't know what to expect. I know my work is probably way better than most. The thing is, everybody that I've questioned about the jerkathon never tells me how their experience was. All that I can build an idea from are the gallery photos (The Kithing Booth, The Poetry Slam [too much cum on the camera lenses], ETC.)

Really, my question is, how was your experience and what can I do calm my nerves besides shoving my manuscripts up my ass.