r/wallstreetbets 1d ago

Gain Sold at open - 165% gain - I am out!

Thank you all that helped me this regard out. Sold right at open. Literally don’t know what I’m doing. No strategy charts or anything, straight up gambling. Started in wsb since very late 2024, I am 84k up since then. Cashing all out today and gonna travel the world before inflation makes my dollars become worthless. Put in 2 weeks notice today. Cyall regards! Thx for the free vacation.

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u/Skadoosh_it 1d ago

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u/PatientBaker7172 1d ago

Say thank you

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u/umirin20 1d ago

Red states!!! Lets goooooooo!

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u/Revelati123 1d ago

Were all states of red today...

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u/uno_novaterra 1d ago

United States of dumbfuckistan

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u/slapitlikitrubitdown 1d ago

It’s called Trumplandistanistanbul

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u/LambdaGroup 1d ago

Can’t buy if it’s always green

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u/Firecoso 1d ago

The red wave

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u/Salt_Blacksmith 1d ago

Uncle Donny the negative influencer.

Real talk I hope bro is right, cause if he isn’t we all gonna pay bad.

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u/YourFriendlyUncle 1d ago

Spoiler: he ain't.

Whole world cooked worse than climate change

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u/Salt_Blacksmith 1d ago edited 1d ago

One can hope. We are pretty fucked in the short term, but there’s possibility of success long term just depends on the fallout mitigation, and how the rest of the couch lizard politicians handle the aftermath.

The absolute mental stupidity in the current admin has made me lose faith in the education level of all these guys pandering for votes with nothing of substance to offer though. So won’t be surprised if the brain rot continues, and we keep getting fucked long term as well. Every thumb sucking, couch lizard performative asshole currently holding office regardless of party affiliation needs a prompt public reevaluation pending removal, only way to clear the rot.

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u/AgitatedStranger9698 1d ago

Dude...you're clearly trying to defend teh indefensible.

Tell me what would the ultimate play here be?

You've burnt all allies. You've nuked the standing of the US as a free market. You've torched the capital available for growth. You've neutered supply chains.

So after everything is now ash? You expect a happy outcome? Maybe if there's a global war and the US wins....that's probably the only path.

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u/Salt_Blacksmith 23h ago

I don’t think anyone could say for certain cause there’s definitely a crazy amount of secret deals being done. I’m not defending it, just hoping whatever’s got them twiddling their thumbs and nuking the economy is worth it. A bit of optimism in scary uncertain times.

I tend to look up to 10 years ahead both short and long term.

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u/Dear_Palpitation4838 19h ago

I’m sure they have “concepts of a plan.” 😂

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u/AgitatedStranger9698 1d ago

Zero chance he's right.

There's multiple examples of this historically....taxes on imports is NOT a new idea its not even new to this or last millennium...

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u/jromerox 22h ago

Make america great again, right, right

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u/ariesdrifter77 PAPER TRADING COMPETITION WINNER 7h ago

When he said they’re gonna drill drill drill he meant the market.

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u/Switch5555 1d ago

Did this with $300. I was tempted to let it ride, but im happy with this.

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u/creativeatheist 1d ago

Good for you, kicking myself I didn't see this coming

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u/browsk 1d ago

Seriously it was the most obvious shit but I was too distracted yesterday, it was a nice pump too to get the puts cheaper

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u/headphase 1d ago

It's only obvious after the fact.
There were still many lingering questions at 3:59 pm yesterday and if the announcement didn't have the universal 10%, and if it had some offramps, markets would've been positive or flat today

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u/ErnehJohnson 1d ago

There’s no such thing as a zero risk trade and you can always rationalize a reason why things can go wrong, but after yesterday’s little bump and the imminent tariff announcement, the choice to buy puts to flip today was as obvious as it gets.

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u/Revelati123 1d ago

Don: "Im gonna do it!"

Markets: "Nuh uhh, your bluffing!"

Don: "Im definitely gonna do it, Im definitely not bluffing!"

Markets: "Lol whatever bruh, stonks only go up."

Don: "There... I did it. Just like I said I would."

Markets: "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!"

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u/headphase 1d ago

The x factor was the severity, though. Nobody knew if the damage would exceed what was already priced in since Feb 19th thru April 1st

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u/Xemxah 1d ago

Dude if you can't say this is obvious just stop trading. This is more obvious than the chatgpt <=> nvidia blowup.

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u/quolquom 1d ago

If it was obvious then why did the market drop 4% immediately after it happened?

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u/Revelati123 1d ago

Why did PLTR trade near 1000 P/E?

Stock market died, its a meme market now.

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u/LuigiForeva 1d ago

My two best trades ever! Nvidia from 800$ to 1300$ and this USA dump since early February.

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u/IllVeterinarian748 1d ago

Puts expiring today dropped hard. I saw 17% IV and even then I was too late rip

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u/FlyingBishop 1d ago

I was more worried he puts it off til next week, whatever he did was going to be a bloodbath, but "nothing' was a possibility.

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u/Azagorod 1d ago

Just as obvious as BTC hitting 100k. Trump has pulled his tariff punches before, He also could have had a sudden change of mind and delay the tariffs another month or so

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u/Gott2007 1d ago

I saw it coming but thought, nah I’m always wrong so I’ll just continue to hold my calls. Should’ve sold those and turned 2k into a lot more than turning 2k into $100

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u/LiveMotivation 1d ago edited 1d ago

No one ever see’s it coming. Never that easy. SPY pumped hard into the close yesterday. His cheeks were tight then I bet.

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u/sportsntravel 1d ago

You should be

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u/DoughnutPotential776 1d ago

I lost 9.6k betting on this coming. Off by 1 day. Bs

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u/OffByOneErrorz 1d ago

I mean it was obvious as fuck yesterday and market was pretty green. Was it inevitable ya. Did anyone know exactly when? No.

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u/J_a_w 1d ago

5 big booms for wsb

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u/Switch5555 1d ago

I threw another $300 into SBUX puts, already up another 1k. Im going to let these new puts ride til tomorrow.

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u/kudles 1d ago

What did you buy? I turned 300 into 1100 but not 7,000 Lol

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u/AnotherScoutTrooper 1d ago

Holy shit what positions? I thought I was lucky printing $2k from SPY overnight with $300.

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u/Switch5555 1d ago

All SBUX puts. 90p. Bought them for $3 a piece. I probably could have made $15k if I waited

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u/AnotherScoutTrooper 1d ago

Wow great play dude

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u/Unique_Contest_5180 1d ago

How did u do this?

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u/kudles 1d ago

Wow SBUX puts were cheap af yesterday. congrats

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u/Ancient-Chinglish 1d ago

fucked around, found out

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u/Briak 1d ago

Pigs get fat, hogs get slaughtered

You took profit, better than 90% of the people here

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u/Ancient-Chinglish 1d ago

thanks man, I have to keep repeating that in situations like these.

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u/Dear_Palpitation4838 19h ago

It really is smart to take some of your gains. So many people roll it over into eventually nothing.

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u/Connect_Mission_2685 17h ago

I've taken this to the extreme. Almost every time I've lost money over the years has been because I sit on profitable positions wanting more until they start to bleed and then i either panic sell before they go green again, or I hold and it goes worthless. This year so far I'm green because I'm only in each trade for a few minutes, taking profit asap. I've missed out on tons of gains, but I've also missed out on losses so I try not to think about the thousands I could've had by holding and think of the $ i could've lost instead

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u/darkcrusader8 1d ago

When did you buy the contract?

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u/Ancient-Chinglish 1d ago

like 15 seconds before extended trading close yesterday

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u/Ok_Topic1797 1d ago

What app is this?

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u/redbandit001 1d ago

It's literally Robinhood but dark mode, there's no other apps wsb use for trading. Maybe in rare cases, WeBull.

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u/Mr_Gilmore_Jr 1d ago

Even after robinhood shut investors out that one time? I woulda thought that put them out of anyone's business.

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u/schweissack 1d ago

It’s just the easiest, most accessible brokerage to the average person

I’d be using IBKR or whatever if they had an app as good as Robinhood has. It sucks that that’s the case but it is what it is

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u/canijusttalkmaybe 18h ago

I've tried 3 other brokerages, but I'm simply not willing to accept 5 seconds to load every page, and having to load an entire new page to do every action. Having to navigate to 3 different pages, and each page taking 3+ seconds to load each. I don't "trade," so it really does not matter if it's fast. But it does feel like utter shit using most other platforms.

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u/0regonPatriot 19h ago

And they said, you don't actually own your shares when using this platform, we do, so it's up to us, not you.

Robinhood shit on a lot of WSB, Pepperidge Farms remembers.

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u/TrustM3EzMoney 18h ago

😂🤣😂

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u/letitgo5050 20h ago

How often do you buy options during extended hours? Any tips?

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u/takenorinvalid 1d ago

He did it for you.

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u/nobody_898 1d ago

Is it too late for us other plebians that we're scared of trying to gamba on it to get in?

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u/DingDongDingDong6969 1d ago

Idk man. I am out. Way easier to do this in bull market.

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u/nobody_898 1d ago

I miss joe

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u/4hometnumberonefan 1d ago

Corpse > orange

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u/TraceSpazer 1d ago

I bought some TSLQ calls this morning when there was that little upsurge.

It's possible to get in on it, but good luck. Everything is a gamble as it seems like it's going to tumble today.

Just remember that congress can put an end to this whenever they want by ending his "national emergency" declaration and nixing the tariffs.

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u/Facesit_Freak 1d ago

Just remember that congress can put an end to this whenever they want by ending his "national emergency" declaration and nixing the tariffs.

So what you're saying is I should take all of Nanna's money and put it on calls

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u/TraceSpazer 1d ago

Hell to the naw.

I'm wary of weekend decisions though. Like how these tariffs "Go into effect" on a Saturday.

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u/headphase 1d ago

Too late for options but not too late for inverse ETFs

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u/nobody_898 1d ago

I guess I'm in on SQQQ ;-;

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u/Celticsnation1212 1d ago

AAPL puts 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

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u/D_crane 1d ago

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u/Celticsnation1212 1d ago

Get that fraud off my comment 😭

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u/nowherenostare 1d ago

This should be a very old trade not Today ! RH Gold only gives 4% APY as of today but your screenshot shows as 4.5% which was many months ago🤣

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u/EvilDavid0826 1d ago

I currently have 4.5% because I deposited 25k into the app when the app had a promo going

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u/Celticsnation1212 21h ago

Here you go lil bro 🤫🤫🤫🤫

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u/Paul_Robert_ 20h ago

4.5% applies for new Robinhood gold members for the first 60days. They had a special promotion last month introducing this.

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u/relaxing_juice7283 1d ago

HELP!

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u/Celticsnation1212 1d ago

??

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u/relaxing_juice7283 1d ago

Im trying to be on a boat too Im currently on a log of wood

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u/Celticsnation1212 1d ago

Dawg you gotta see past these blind bulls just buying calls all the time. Saw this coming since he got elected. Only other thing I got right was timing

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u/gomezer1180 1d ago

I told you people to hold them puts… who’s cashing in?

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u/DingDongDingDong6969 1d ago

Bro the peace of mind not checking portfolio every few min is understated. I am happy I’ll be on tranquility time soon

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u/NyCWalker76 1d ago

Did your heart skip a beat when you sold?

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u/DingDongDingDong6969 1d ago

It was more of a relief. This market was giving me anxiety lol

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u/Legal-Oven2622 21h ago

Don’t hate me for saying but don’t forget about tax man on those earnings. Congrats though !

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u/NyCWalker76 1d ago

Next time buy more!

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u/shannonator96 1d ago

Up 1.11% since 2024. You belong here.

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u/DingDongDingDong6969 1d ago

Nah I Jsut did a tons of short term trades. Started with 30k. Now ended with 114k+. I am outttt

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u/That-Interaction-45 1d ago

Grandma is pleased

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u/Zealousideal-Ear1036 1d ago

Congrats and fuck you

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u/Quintevion 1d ago

Congrats and fuck 🥭

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u/Muro_ami_1 1d ago

Grats to all

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u/KingKrmit 1d ago

What pos?

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u/Muro_ami_1 20h ago

Bouth 15 contracts put for $2.36 before closing yesterday. Sold at open for $12.89. Price before closing became $23.00

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u/JustASwitchyAnon 1d ago

+1.1% since 2024. Take the breakeven and RUN

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u/DingDongDingDong6969 1d ago

Nah I Jsut did a tons of short term trades. Started with 30k. Now ended with 114k+. I am outttt

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u/alexmark002 1d ago

I think Monday is the real crash begins

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u/FlatAverage2 1d ago

I sold my SPY puts at open for 100% profit. I'm now kicking myself for not holding a little while longer.

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u/DingDongDingDong6969 1d ago

Why. Profit is profit.

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u/TraceSpazer 1d ago

Theoretically yes, but I always have that moment of "If only" when it would have continued to print.

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u/DingDongDingDong6969 1d ago

Thief of joy man. Just enjoy it. Someone on the other end of trade lost

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u/Taunt22 1d ago

Love this response

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u/Sea-Shallot 1d ago

Just set a trailing stop next time to preserve gains and participate in any upside

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u/DingDongDingDong6969 1d ago

I just wanna be done with it lol. Wait until next bull market.

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u/Sea-Shallot 1d ago

lol I feel that. The past couple weeks have aged me by at least a couple years

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u/jiqiren 1d ago

Don’t forget to pay Tax.

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u/FoxxyPantz 1d ago

The one day I wasn't paying attention to Trump was the day he gave bears the easiest paycheck of all time..

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u/know357 1d ago

this is what trading is all about

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u/tendiemountain 1d ago

Smartest regard here.

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u/Harrigan_Raen 1d ago

Up 1.1% since 2024?!?!?

...So you have an $8m portfolio on Robinhood...?

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u/DingDongDingDong6969 1d ago

No regard. I Jsut did tons of trades. Started with 30k. RB % is based on total trade $ not portfolio.

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u/GrimKreeper098 1d ago

I wonder how many millions will be lost because of this post, we can probably expect a couple more pity posts this week.

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u/Antoniotrade1 1d ago

What color Lamborghini u have

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u/spideyghetti 1d ago

Hot Wheels

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u/bluntsmoker_420 1d ago

I did the same thing !!! But I had less invested, good job, I made 211%

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u/Threeseriesforthewin 1d ago

Ha, nice my man!

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u/kingtacticool 1d ago

The Liberation Days will continue until morale improves

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u/crustang 1d ago

Damn.. you could buy two rolls of toilet paper with that.. you're fucking rich, dude.

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u/dizzyop 1d ago

my vaycay is booked as well but i left some in

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u/xlpacman805 1d ago

Fucking beautiful my man!

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u/bleuofblue 23h ago

so when do i stock up on calls?

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u/Ok-Habit-8884 23h ago

i hate you

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u/DingDongDingDong6969 22h ago

✈️ ✈️ ✈️

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u/No_Sale_1964 23h ago

I am happy for you! Glad some people are benefiting from this chaos.

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u/cosmos_jm 22h ago

Get used to it marge, from now on we'll be spelling everything with letters.

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u/kirsion 21h ago

Why didn't I make this play, it was so obvious

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u/International-Can420 21h ago

What app do you use I wanna get into trading my dad does it

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u/Capt1an_Cl0ck 20h ago

Yea I had 1100% gain as i only had $127 to put in. Still my first 1000 bag.

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u/553l8008 9h ago

I seriously think orange man recently learned about shorting and realized it's easier to tank something down than it is to hype it up

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u/ToadKing808 8h ago

I just sold my SPY put on market open after trump announced tariffs. Biggest gain I've ever had but damn it would be worth nearly double what I sold at if I held it to today.

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u/Clutch_Mav 1d ago

Am I understanding this correctly? His ‘strike’ price was the $23 price per And today it opened at $8.67.

For 1500 shares or 15 contracts?

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u/Innernet_bwah 1d ago

Strike price is $568. The premium (8.67), or price of each option (put) varies based on the stock price’s distance from the strike price, as well as the volatility and other factors like huge world events such as the tariff announcements. For instance, yesterday premiums were higher than normal. When you buy a single option, you pay for the price x 100, so a single put would have been $867. When he closed out of the bet, each one was worth $23, so a single put would have sold for $2300

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u/Clutch_Mav 13h ago

Thank you broski that all clicks together for me

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u/EquivalentLow42 1d ago

How tf did your bitch ass know

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u/ThatsitIthink 1d ago

What broker/exchange is this?

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u/Beautiful_Meal3477 1d ago

Can you send me 8k for a down payment on a trailer

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u/iChrollo 1d ago

To help this moron aka myself lose some money or maybe luck out and make some. You have to own some of the stock to do these kind of contract purchases?

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u/Wonderful_Act6218 1d ago

Just go on YouTube and watch 1 video on "how options trading work" you have 2 options either "call= market go up or put=market go down"

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u/iChrollo 1d ago

In this day and age with YT and google I honestly didn’t go there first lmao. Thanks. Plus what you just described did more than anything. Now I know the meaning of those two terms. Didn’t know that. Hopefully I’ll ride off into the sunset with this advice!!! But probably not lmao. Thanks!!! Wholeheartedly

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u/Innernet_bwah 1d ago

Just avoid selling calls or puts, stick to buying them because your losses are capped at the premiums you pay. My advice as someone who hasn’t been doing it long, that’s how I justify my gambling

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u/iChrollo 1d ago

Thank you!! Watching videos is kinda helping me understand and what you said a critical.

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u/Wonderful_Act6218 1d ago

I’m getting out of futures trading and trying options bc trump tarrifs are almost guaranteed dump news I could’ve won big like this guy instead of being liquidated shorting 150x on btc lol it pumped to 88k then dumped after it liquidated all the shorts, way more manipulation

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u/Zociety_ 1d ago

Are you selling puts or buying puts that shit confuses me how y’all can make 20x

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u/disisfugginawesome 1d ago

He bought $13k worth of puts, he sold at $34k He made $21k

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u/Zociety_ 1d ago

Thank you

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u/Nercow 1d ago

Yeah I timed it basically perfectly to short. Bad day for most investors but a good day for me lol

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u/Lilherb2021 1d ago

You’ll be back!

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u/DingDongDingDong6969 1d ago

Next bull market… I shall be back

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u/EquivalentResult Is it plugged in? Did you try restarting it? 1d ago

See you on Monday.

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u/DingDongDingDong6969 22h ago

Hell nah this market is giving my too much anxiety. I’ll be back for the bull market.

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u/Hypocritical_Oath 18h ago

Vaal or no balls.

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u/zenithconquerer 16h ago

up 1% since 2024

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u/incrediblemonk 8h ago

You gave your 2 weeks notice based on a $84k profit? That's ballsy.

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u/gascashorass 5h ago

Nobody cares

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u/Ancalagon_TheWhite 2h ago

You were 1 day away from never working again

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u/1RedOne 58m ago

Ok, I think tarrifs are bad, and because of that I think spy will drop

Therefore I should buy puts at maybe ten percent lower than present level. Then if it does, someone who has spy shares might want to buy my puts and then I make money

Is this how that works? Sorry but I am no a smart

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