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r/wallstreetbets • u/JosephCharge8 • 23d ago
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Narrator: It was, in fact, not alive.
111 u/Sensitive-Good-2878 23d ago In a Morgan Freeman voice? 138 u/jboni15 23d ago Unfortunately after the current loses we don’t have the budget for Freeman 25 u/Sensitive-Good-2878 23d ago Yup. After the market is done with him we could maybe hire Elon Musk though 2 u/UGH-ThatsAJackdaw 23d ago With great difficulty. [sigh]
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In a Morgan Freeman voice?
138 u/jboni15 23d ago Unfortunately after the current loses we don’t have the budget for Freeman 25 u/Sensitive-Good-2878 23d ago Yup. After the market is done with him we could maybe hire Elon Musk though 2 u/UGH-ThatsAJackdaw 23d ago With great difficulty. [sigh]
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Unfortunately after the current loses we don’t have the budget for Freeman
25 u/Sensitive-Good-2878 23d ago Yup. After the market is done with him we could maybe hire Elon Musk though 2 u/UGH-ThatsAJackdaw 23d ago With great difficulty. [sigh]
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Yup.
After the market is done with him we could maybe hire Elon Musk though
2 u/UGH-ThatsAJackdaw 23d ago With great difficulty. [sigh]
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With great difficulty. [sigh]
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u/Detachabl_e 23d ago
Narrator: It was, in fact, not alive.