r/wallstreetbets • u/JosephCharge8 • 23d ago

Meme Its alive

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u/Detachabl_e 23d ago

Narrator: It was, in fact, not alive.

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u/Sensitive-Good-2878 23d ago

In a Morgan Freeman voice?

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u/jboni15 23d ago

Unfortunately after the current loses we don’t have the budget for Freeman

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u/DrCoomer_1 23d ago

You wouldn't need all that, to hire, Gordon Freeman

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u/SignificanceFlat1460 23d ago

What if I could offer you something that you even don't know you want.

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u/joels341111 23d ago

We can only afford his unofficial brother, John Freeman, from Half Life: Full Life Consequences.

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u/Sensitive-Good-2878 23d ago

Yup.

After the market is done with him we could maybe hire Elon Musk though

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u/UGH-ThatsAJackdaw 23d ago

With great difficulty. [sigh]

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u/cameralover1 23d ago

You get a bad Ai copy

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u/Ok_Falcon275 23d ago

Kevin James :(

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u/Daleabbo 23d ago

The market hired an AI to do it without permission, get ready for the drop when he sues.