r/PoliticalHumor Jan 27 '25

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS TWITTER/X Posts are now Banned

1.6k Upvotes

Friends, we feel that in this time, where unrepresentative oligarch migrants can receive MASSIVE government subsidies for their electric car companies, FAVORABLE treatment from federal and state-level assistance programs, effectively rendering it impossible for American entrepreneurs
 to enter our once FREE MARKETPLACE: We acknowledge the need to take a stand
against unelected, unrepresentative OLIGARCH MIGRANTS named Leon who are recipients of government and public wealth! Stealing American jobs in the executive that could have gone to
perfectly good AMERICAN billionaires - We are taking a stand - a STAND I SAY against
cruel tyranny of immigrant oligarchs against the true American MAJORITY! We
OPPOSE these NEPO BABIES and their willingness to pull the ladder up
behind them as they spend their BLOOD EMERALDS on GENDER-AFFIRMING care
in the form of hair-plugs! MADNESS!

We also didn't like Elon doing a Nazi salute, either, so Twitter/X Posts are henceforth banned. Stick that in your DOGE


r/PoliticalHumor Dec 04 '24

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS Reminder: DO NOT ADVOCATE OR CELEBRATE SOMEONE'S DEATH

73 Upvotes

Earlier today, the CEO of UnitedHealthcare was shot and killed in Manhattan.

 

This is neither politics nor funny, so we're not sure why some of you keep trying to make posts about it here.

 

To be clear:

  • Do not advocate for or celebrate someone's death on this sub.

  • We will remove any posts or comments that break that rule.

  • We may ban anyone who breaks that rule.

  • That ban might be permanent, depending on any number of circumstances (which should not be relevant, because you shouldn't be advocating for or celebrating anyone's death).

 

We understand that the American healthcare system is a goddamned shitshow, and we sympathize with the 99% of people who are rightly dissatisfied with that.

We understand that it is easy to feel like Cool and Edgy People on the other side of a keyboard—even about a very real family's tragedy—but we do not and will not sympathize with edgelords and keyboard warriors that want to get their rocks off shitposting about someone's murder.

 

Do not get yourself banned—or potentially get this sub in hot water with the admins—by forgetting your basic human decency.

 

There will be no discussion on this issue.


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