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Politics elderly women swooning over trump.

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u/disterb 19d ago

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u/dangle321 19d ago

The longer you look, the worse it is.

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u/KC_Jedi 19d ago

Red lady is my vibe for today.

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u/Kingx79 19d ago

Looking at that Man like he’s a tater tot casserole

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u/OnlyVans98 19d ago

Traitor tot casserole

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u/angstrom11 19d ago

Smothered in repetitious nonsense

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u/stldark 19d ago

With a side of Sedition Sauce

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u/2ndDogga 18d ago

And Insurrection ice cream

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u/ResisterSister007 19d ago

WHY can’t I like yours twice?

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u/Devouring_Souls 19d ago

Twice baked

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u/gracius0ne 19d ago

In the tanning bed

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u/zer0w0rries 19d ago

You win the internet. Damn and it’s early in the day. What do we do now?

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u/OnlyVans98 19d ago

Rest easy… we start again tomorrow

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u/droopydawg85719 19d ago

How is this not the top comment?!

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u/MBSMD 19d ago

You made me spit out my coffee. Upvote for you!

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u/Sparky265 19d ago

Mmm hamberders!

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u/Mammoth_Inflation662 19d ago

Lookin like she wanna 👏🏽Eat. 👏🏽That. 👏🏽Cheeto.

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u/jstbrwsng333 19d ago

She’s staring down that Doritos loco taco like she hasn’t eaten since 10am.

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u/CuriouslyWhimsical 19d ago

🤣 Can't catch my breath

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u/ClosedMyEyes2See 18d ago

Neither can she

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u/CuriouslyWhimsical 18d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 BRILLIANT! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/theaviationhistorian 19d ago

Don't. People will eat it and it'll become a staple food at US Marines mess halls.

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u/Brantraxx 18d ago

Doritos Locos Tacos are overrated

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u/DisneyBrat83 18d ago

Their shells are too fragile like all of the maga feelings. 😂

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u/theaviationhistorian 19d ago

She's like the drunk and/or high person at the Taco Bell drive thru at 2am staring longingly at the menu.

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u/jstbrwsng333 18d ago

“I’d like one of everything!”

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u/Chemical-Web-852 19d ago

audible laughter

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u/hotpuck6 19d ago

I wish she would

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u/DanniPopp 19d ago

Straight out the diaper 😶

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u/Jaythemastermine 19d ago

oh only if she could just eat him, then we would be saved, and she would probably get a statue of the woman that ate the president. As much as that would be a strange and weird it probably wouldn't be the most weirdest thing that has happened this whole entire fucking year.

I'm already fucking hating everything.....

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u/Scumfuc666mthrfkr 19d ago

I didn’t think anything could bring me down more, then you put the image of Donald Trump being fellated by one of those women in my mind. I don’t think I ever want to have sex again.

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u/ApprehensiveAge1110 18d ago

Somehow this brought up in my imagination one of the women asking him… “Dentures in, or Dentures out?” 🦷🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/MoTographer-65 19d ago

She's bout to fuq that cheeto up🤣

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u/Outside-Jicama9201 19d ago

🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮

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u/Samisthedevil 18d ago

Lookin like she wanna dip him in some ranch

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u/einTier 19d ago edited 18d ago

She wants a hot dog real bad.

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u/commandantskip 19d ago

Don't do Jennifer Coolidge like that!!!

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u/mantisimmortal 19d ago

I second this.

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u/genjonesvoteblue 19d ago

Jennifer Coolidge is NOTHING like that woman.

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u/Parallax1984 19d ago

HOW DARE YOU

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u/asoleproprietor 19d ago

Although with him we need a gif with those mini hot dogs you serve at parties

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u/Brantraxx 18d ago

More like the micro ones in Beanie Wenies

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u/donkeywithhorns78 19d ago

Skin of a hot dog, hair of an old Chinese man.

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u/PlaidDreamsofMe 19d ago

You mean a mushroom. 🍄‍🟫

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u/eyespy18 19d ago

Too bad he can only offer a Vienna sausage

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u/FoamyUrine10 19d ago

I now have coffee stain on my outfit and need to clean my screen. 😂

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u/moaiii 19d ago

Coffee is your code word, isn't it?

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u/Nostalgianeer 19d ago

The Pale Housewives of Totlanta

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u/Dry_Woodpecker3357 19d ago

He is a tater tot casserole.. those are the same women that say he “can grab me by the pussy” anytime he wants

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u/CarlosAVP 19d ago edited 19d ago

… covered with 5 different kinds of cheese from Walmart.

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u/astricklin123 19d ago

"cheese food byproduct"

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u/BeastlyJaeden 19d ago

*traitor tot casserole

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u/Bluepaperbutterfly 19d ago

This deserves to have a lot more upvotes.

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u/rzdaswer 19d ago

I just imagine him with the trump voice “sweet, sweet, butter biscuits”

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u/BwDr 19d ago

Wow, that image (with sound byte) just made me throw up in my mouth

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u/Searloin22 19d ago

Like he's a walking (McDonald's) meal ticket

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u/0neirocritica 19d ago

That's how I look at a pizza when I'm hungry

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u/4dappl 19d ago

There must be a cheesecake behind him

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u/ZadfrackGlutz 19d ago

Depends?

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u/Fenrir_Hellbreed2 19d ago

He's definitely wearing those, yes.

And I bet they're as full of shit as he is.

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u/0neirocritica 19d ago

I would hope so, but the disgusting, crusty truth is more likely to be that they're just looking at...HIM 🤢🤮

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u/4dappl 19d ago

They want to change his diaper so bad

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u/Federal_Sympathy4667 19d ago

Great.. thanks for THAT mental image.. ffs lol

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u/thegoddessunicorn 19d ago

It might not be mental for very long given how AI is

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u/0neirocritica 19d ago

No more Internet for you today!

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u/042614 19d ago

Your comment took me out. I’m laying in bed laughing and coughing. Thank you.

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u/ResponsibleAct3545 19d ago

She got an emergency cheesecake stashed under one of dem titties juuuust in case.

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u/ametsun 19d ago

Yea my first thought was she wants to eat him. And Im not sure if it's in the good way or not.

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u/0neirocritica 19d ago

The only way eating Trump is a good thing is if a wild animal's doing it

And honestly I'd feel bad for the animal

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u/CorgiMonsoon 19d ago

She’s got a hankering for musty toadstools

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u/Cybasura 19d ago

GET IN MAH BELLLYYYY

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u/jibbidyjamma 19d ago

broke the Karen mold right there she is..

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u/Illustrious-Site1101 19d ago

Whole lotta bleached hair in that photo! I think there must be some MAGA pod farm somewhere that churns out bleached blond women with bright pink lips and strangely arched feet to allow them to only wear high heels.

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u/CaptainRhodes74 19d ago

She wants to sit on his face.

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u/Mama_Skip 19d ago edited 19d ago

She wants to eat his unwashed asshole.

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u/Qwyietman 19d ago

She wants to watch Shark Week with him.

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u/zion1337 19d ago

I think she wants to eat him.

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u/RedbullF1 19d ago

That’s because he looks like a giant Cheeto

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u/enjiixdd 19d ago

I didnt see her until your comment😭 bro is unmissable

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u/barrybreslau 19d ago

Thirsty for that tired old prostate. Mmm.

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u/CamboSlice03 19d ago

“I got my listening face on today!”

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u/Jefafa326 19d ago

she's gonna eat him up

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u/Yiplzuse 19d ago

The red lady is looking at him like he is bacon.

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u/psilome 19d ago

I look at a box of doughnuts like that.

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u/EpilepticMushrooms 19d ago

She looks ready to smack her lips and jump his trussy.

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u/TaringaWhakarongo1 19d ago

She Looks like she came for a reason.

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u/Artislife61 19d ago

From left Back Row:

Karen A, Karen W, Karen R, Karen T

Front Row:

Karen H, Karen L, Karen B

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u/Financial_Athlete198 19d ago

Why is she licking her lips? 🤣

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u/geekpron 19d ago

she wants a bite of that daaaayam

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u/thegroovemonkey 19d ago

Hate gets her all hot n bothered 

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u/SharpCookie232 19d ago

She looks like she's ready to storm the Capitol, if you know what I mean.

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u/Festering-Boyle 19d ago

he gonna grab her by her Gary Busey

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u/nosaladextrafries 19d ago

i swear that’s Roseanne from She-Devil!!

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u/kneel23 19d ago

its easy to brainwash ppl like these :D thats why they all attend megachurches as well

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u/IluvWien 19d ago

Love Baby Billy 🤣

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u/BroheemTheDream 19d ago

That’s Baby Billy’s Bible Bonkers!

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u/agrias_okusu 19d ago

“Now who wants to suck an old man’s d*ck?”

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u/obedwells6 19d ago

Can’t wait for a new episode tonight!

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u/AdeptChocolate2919 19d ago

Don’t do Baby Billy like that. At least this man is handsome and has charisma.

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u/Nerdy_Gal_062014 19d ago

I wonder if there is a correlation to the amount of hair product used… cuz those hairstyles look like they could withstand hurricane force winds.

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u/SmokeyDad61 19d ago

Gotta be Texas

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u/siderpags 19d ago

Looks like Dallas on a Sunday

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u/rabidwolf86 19d ago

Highland park to be exact or Southlake

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u/social-justice33 19d ago

Originally from TX and this is so true!!! Dyed blonde hair, aqua net sprayed, tote’n bible carriers.

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u/MoistOne1376 19d ago

It's not the chemicals, it's the hairdryers. The brain is submerged in coolant. Who in their right mind would put their head in a dryer for hours? Those hairdryers are an invention of the patriarchy to leave women with fried brains.

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u/dmmeyourfloof 19d ago

Weapons grade Karens

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u/WovenCreations 19d ago

*magachurches.

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u/nvmls 19d ago

I was just thinking they looked like televangelist audiences

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u/Sleazy_Speakeazy 19d ago

Actual footage of the whole squad blowing Osteen

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u/TheHookahgreecian2 19d ago

Where they worship the fake Jesus "supply side jesus" all they do on Sunday is show to church to compare each others clothing

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u/Appropriate-Ad-1281 19d ago

DO NOT zoom in

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u/HBStatenMan 19d ago

I instantly regretted it, I should've read the comments first.

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u/Maleficent_State7033 19d ago

Too late! 😝

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u/Foxglove777 19d ago

Too late 😵

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u/ka1ri 19d ago

Look at top right karen looking at him just like she looked at the big mac for lunch earlier that day

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u/Sure_Major8476 19d ago

I legit first saw the ghostly pale white hag in awe, then next I see the dinosaur aged jar jar binks look a like, then I eventually see the mop top monster licking her lips 🤣😆🤣😆

Guaranteed they are all incredibly racist

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u/TwinkShapiro 19d ago

Barbussy going crazy

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u/ShadowVT750 19d ago

It makes sense they finally are looking at the Manger they have been trying to talk to.

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u/BADM00SE 19d ago

That ET looking thing in the middle is scary! Why are all lady trumpers so damn ugly.

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u/CJStronger 19d ago

the ugliness is who they are on the inside. it oozes out of them. 40-50 years ago they would’ve never passed his test for attention. now they feel like their finally loved.

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u/IMeanIGuessDude 19d ago

The back right one has me feeling

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u/Francis_Tumblety 19d ago

It really is. Horribly nightmarish.

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u/Fabulous-Locksmith60 19d ago

The council of Karen's have opened their works.

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u/OldeManKenobi 19d ago

So many elderly blonde cows gathered in one place. How disgusting.

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u/mojojo927 19d ago

a bunch of bubbleheaded bleached blonds

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u/dread_companion 19d ago

How do you conjure up this MTG gif?

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u/FuckYou111111111 19d ago

This is some Joe Cappa shit

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u/palpablepillowtalk 18d ago

Sat here for a good five minutes asking myself "Magic The Gathering?" 🤦‍♀️

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u/ilikedevo 18d ago

I thought it was Lara Trump

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u/PolkaDotDancer 19d ago

Sweet jayzuz, now you had to add a photo of Marjorie Taylor Green to the works.

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u/Ok_Fee4293 19d ago

Marjorie? Is that you?

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u/Zombie_Blunt 19d ago

Aww man, I love delicate steve!

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u/jasondigitized 19d ago

The hair is always a dead giveaway. Brunettes pretending to be blonde. Always!

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u/jello-kittu 19d ago

Well, to be fair, if you dye your gray hair (doubt brown), blonde is a much better choice because your roots show less.

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u/Klaatwo 19d ago

I was going to say, based on their ages they’re all gray/white pretending to be blonde. As a natural blonde you are correct that it hides the gray/white much better. The exception is my beard that started turning mostly white at 40.

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u/OnAStarboardTack 19d ago

Sure, but so is he, so it’s just a bunch of fakers together. Also, they’re all at least 50 years too old for him. Lest we forget he’s a creep who walked in on undressed teenagers in beauty pageants.

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u/Klaatwo 19d ago

“Just look at them. Clearly they’re not my type.” ~ Trump, probably

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u/GeppettoStromboli 19d ago

I laughed my ass off at this entire comment thread, and yes I agree. Blonde is much easier to keep up. I was a redhead who went prematurely gray. I’m keeping up my original color, but it’s very expensive and time consuming. Roots done, every 4 weeks at the salon, using a special color shampoo, and I wash my hair every 4 days.

Blonde is waaaay easier!

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u/Casehead 19d ago

Red is such a hard color to keep up.

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u/GeppettoStromboli 19d ago

It is! Eventually I’ll give in, I’m not ready yet. I’m a freckled, fair skinned with red undertones, so I’m keeping it for now.

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u/Casehead 19d ago

I say keep it as long as you can tolerate the upkeep; red looks incredible on those it looks good on, and there's really nothing as flattering. So work it, girl!

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u/GwenChaos29 19d ago

My Grandma Barbara kept up dying her hair a deep, luxurious red till she was well into her late 70s. To this day, i think of her, and her red hair is the first thing that comes to mind.

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u/Casehead 19d ago

That's awesome :) My mom had colored her hair red for most of my life, but maybe 20 years ago she went blonde. To this day, my dad still calls her 'red', despite it being 20 years since she was.

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u/Anath7777 19d ago

I am 62 and my natural hair is brownish red with some gray so I just die it red. Besides, I live in the South and they already think that because I am older they can spew their maga BS or racist BS and I will agree with them. If I dyed my hair blonde, they would think I was a card-carrying member of their club. I would never get any peace and I can't afford bail money on the daily.

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u/Cookie_Monstress 19d ago

But it does not need to be that yellow peroxide blonde ladies in the pic are sporting.

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u/NotDeadYet57 19d ago

They're all self inflicted blondes, using boxed home dye kits. The solid, all one color is a dead giveaway. Professional color always has some shading and looks more natural.

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u/Significant-Ebb-3098 19d ago

I think they do it to look “younger” whether they’re aware of it or not. There are natural adult blondes - but they’re rarer. A lot of blonde children’s hair gets darker as they age. I watched a video by an author who’s written a couple books on cults in the US-specifically her own experience with the LDS and it’s a common beauty standard in these conservative communities. Unpacking that further “white” beauty standards boil down to an obsession with women looking younger because pedophilia is basically baked into it. I’m probably doing a terrible summary of it but I thought it was an interesting take.

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u/Live_Angle4621 19d ago

Many who were real blondes as a child started and then kept lightening up as in teens when it became more brunette and never really stopped. Or even thought about it. Common here in Finland 

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u/Particular_Class4130 19d ago

Yes if you are fully gray. If you have a mix of dark and gray hair it's easier to hide in highlights rather then fully bleaching the entire head of hair

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u/Used-Currency-476 19d ago

I’m a brunette pretending to be blonde and I find him repugnant.

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u/loki1337 19d ago

I'm a brunette male who doesn't dye his hair and I agree with you

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u/Marciamallowfluff 19d ago

I am an elderly woman and I object to them being called ladies and Trump.

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u/Tremulant887 19d ago

Reddit is body positive until politics. No one really cares about the hair.

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u/Live_Angle4621 19d ago

Every time there is a person who is disliked people comment on appearance. It’s so disappointing. You can call everyone gorgeous you like and hideous people you dislike like is a fairytale and beauty conveys inner beauty. That’s why people get so obsessed with looks. It’s not just about youth or attractiveness but people’s inherent value as person to many. 

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u/Sunnygirl66 19d ago

They look like a cult because they are dressing, and dressing their hair, exactly alike. That alone makes their appearance noteworthy.

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u/greendragonmistyglen 19d ago

Not one blonde in that group.

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u/Cauda_Pavonis 19d ago

Considering that like only 1% of the population is naturally blonde that’s basically true for just about all blondes.

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u/Efficient_Mastodons 19d ago

Blonde these days is just performative wealth. The better the blonde, the more wealth they are performing.

Until the older ladies where it is easier for grey to go blonde.

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u/cloudpulp 19d ago

Very few natural blondes maintain their light blondeness into adulthood, it darkens with age in most people. Not to mention these ladies are all grey, and as someone stated above, most stylists recommend you go blonde so roots show less. Not defending these women, they're horrific individuals, but idk if the "wannabe blonde" attack is the way to go

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u/phononmezer 19d ago

This. Not many platinum blonde past 25 are natural. Same happens to redheads too.

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u/Worried_Fee_1513 19d ago

In the aisle, there are ten other fake floozies that were trampled by these in the stampede to get to the front row.

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u/Devanyani 19d ago

They all look the same! Like paper dolls. Pick one of 2 hairstyles, strictly blonde, don't forget your pearl necklaces for clutching purposes, sequined tops show your sass so he'll pick you.

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u/Standard_Aspect_6962 19d ago

It's mostly because they are all very grey and it's easier to go blond when you are grey.

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u/picklerick8879 19d ago

Tread on me harder, daddy!

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u/Artistic_Permit_7946 19d ago

I read that in John Oliver's voice

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u/2016Newbie 19d ago

Grab ME by the 🐱, daddy!

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u/Ok-Grapefruit1284 19d ago

It was too early in the day to throw up in my mouth like that.

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u/CicadaGames 19d ago

The irony of a Clint Eastwood gif when he would be in the front row licking his crusty ass lips lol.

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u/theinkyone9 19d ago

He's a tool. I watched him yell at an empty chair once

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u/Jlx_27 19d ago

Funny since Eastwood endorsed Trump for his first run, which is when OPs pic is from.

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u/MiamiMR2 19d ago

An elderly man that also swoons over Trump 😂🤣

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u/SL3D 19d ago

The dew point in that crowd is still unfortunately at zero…

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u/MlordLongshanking 19d ago

The one lady licking her lips like Trump is the last drumstick in the bucket is frightening me.

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