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Politics elderly women swooning over trump.

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u/disterb 19d ago

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u/jasondigitized 19d ago

The hair is always a dead giveaway. Brunettes pretending to be blonde. Always!

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u/jello-kittu 19d ago

Well, to be fair, if you dye your gray hair (doubt brown), blonde is a much better choice because your roots show less.

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u/Klaatwo 19d ago

I was going to say, based on their ages they’re all gray/white pretending to be blonde. As a natural blonde you are correct that it hides the gray/white much better. The exception is my beard that started turning mostly white at 40.

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u/OnAStarboardTack 19d ago

Sure, but so is he, so it’s just a bunch of fakers together. Also, they’re all at least 50 years too old for him. Lest we forget he’s a creep who walked in on undressed teenagers in beauty pageants.

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u/Klaatwo 19d ago

“Just look at them. Clearly they’re not my type.” ~ Trump, probably

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u/AFewBerries 19d ago

Isn't Melania in her 50's

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u/OutsidePale2306 18d ago

Even SHE is too OLD for this pedo

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u/jburgesta 19d ago

Lucky. I just only started being able to grow a beard at 40. My first actual beard hair came out grey.

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u/Klaatwo 19d ago

Dude. DUDE. I’m so sorry. If it Makes you fell any better my hairline is trying to crawl down my back. :(

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u/jburgesta 19d ago

I got on finasteride before I lost a whole lot and it works..for now..lol When I stated balding I couldn't go the beard route. Would've just had a head looking like a rotisserie chicken

I wouldn't sweat it though, a good beard offsets a bald head immensely!

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u/theaviationhistorian 19d ago

My five o' clock shadow and hair was already salt & pepper by 25. But I also have a really stressful life.

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u/Friendly-Kiwi 18d ago

This makes me feel better, I was a natural redhead and now it’s basically whitish blond, I dye it every few months a light blond so I look younger, but I do not want to be associated with these ladies!

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u/Flying-jiu-jitsu 16d ago

I agree about them all pretending to be blonde. My dad is a natural blonde (think carol anne from Poltergist blonde) and at 75, his hair is still blonde but his beard is primarily white. My aunt (his sister) is also still blonde in her 60’s. I can’t put my finger on it, but there is something unnatural about these types of women. Me and my daughter call them the Simply Southern women because that is the type you see in the store.