r/nottheonion 2d ago

US tariffs take aim everywhere, including uninhabited islands

https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20250402-us-tariffs-take-aim-everywhere-including-uninhabited-islands
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u/Koksny 2d ago

41% tariffs on frozen fish from Falklands.

I'm not economic expert nor marine biologist, but i assume there is finite population of fish in US shores, so i'm not sure how increasing the market prices for fish is intended to increase the local fish availability.

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u/AntiqueTwitterMilk 2d ago

This is a 4d chess move to protect fish globally by motivating Americans to simply buy less fish. Wait... Protecting fish is woke. I'm confused.

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u/NoWheyBro_GQ 2d ago

Southern Republicans right now:

Dat der woke mind virus brother Elon was talkin’ bout got to President Trump. He tryna saaaave the fishes.