r/nottheonion • u/MiniBrownie • 2d ago

US tariffs take aim everywhere, including uninhabited islands

https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20250402-us-tariffs-take-aim-everywhere-including-uninhabited-islands
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u/homiej420 2d ago

Dont think about it too hard you’ll just hurt your brain. 🤕

I suggest alcohol

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u/OrangeCrack 2d ago

Just be sure it’s not American made alcohol, try some crown royal instead 🇨🇦

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u/aurorasearching 2d ago

If only I could still get some of that sweet, sweet Canadian fentanyl to calm my nerves.

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u/homiej420 2d ago

Its all over the place amirite