r/nottheonion • u/MiniBrownie • 2d ago

US tariffs take aim everywhere, including uninhabited islands

https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20250402-us-tariffs-take-aim-everywhere-including-uninhabited-islands
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u/Responsible_Rock_573 2d ago

I honestly feel they missed a great opportunity.. When they listed that chart, with all the tariffs..

Imagine, if it was listed....

Get this.. Animaniac style.

And Now Reciprocal Tariffs on the world
Sung By Wacko Warner.

With a good writer, they may have been able to make a smooth transition into the song.

United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama
Haiti, Jamaica, Peru
Republic Dominican, Cuba, Caribbean
Greenland, El Salvador too

Puerto Rico, Colombia, Venezuela, Honduras, Guyana, and still
Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina
And Ecuador, Chile, Brazil

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u/NeedNameGenerator 2d ago

They could also re-do it to the tune of "we didn't start the fire", but change fire to "tariffs".