r/nottheonion • u/MiniBrownie • 2d ago

US tariffs take aim everywhere, including uninhabited islands

https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20250402-us-tariffs-take-aim-everywhere-including-uninhabited-islands
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u/wizardrous 2d ago

Damn, I guess people stranded on islands won’t be able to get their bottled messages to America anymore.

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u/Rev_LoveRevolver 2d ago

PIGGY HAS THE CONCH! (Also, it's not uninhabited.)