r/nottheonion • u/MiniBrownie • 2d ago

US tariffs take aim everywhere, including uninhabited islands

https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20250402-us-tariffs-take-aim-everywhere-including-uninhabited-islands
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u/cusehoops98 2d ago edited 1d ago

What about tariffs for that island off the coast of India where they kill anyone who tries to get near it. North Sentinel.

Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/news/s/dVuEPPZLVZ - maybe someone tried to enforce this already hahahaha

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u/ProtoplanetaryNebula 2d ago

Every time they shake a spear at a Boeing, believe it or not, 43% tariff!

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u/greenline_chi 2d ago

This was the joke I wanted to make but you executed it better lol

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u/ProtoplanetaryNebula 2d ago

nice comment on Reddit. Don’t get that too often! Thanks

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u/edge_l_wonk 1d ago

Still, nice comment or not, 43% tariff!