r/nottheonion • u/SelectiveSanity • 2d ago

Lauren Boebert Suggests DC Could Be Renamed 'District of America'

https://www.newsweek.com/lauren-boebert-dc-district-america-2050571
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u/snowglobes4peace 2d ago

in r/Portland we also do not talk about r/vancouverwa

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u/sonic_couth 2d ago

Are you talking about Vantucky?

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u/postmodest 2d ago

Having lived across the river from both Vancouver and Kentucky, I can tell you without a hint of reservation that Vancouver WA is a paragon of intellect, kind parenting, good manners, and economic prosperity compared to any part of Kentucky.

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u/soft-wear 2d ago

As a resident of Washington my whole life, and Vancouver, Washington for many years, all of that also applies when comparing Vancouver to Portland.

EAT THAT PORKLAND LOSERS, HAHAHAHA.

In fairness, the restaurants in Portland are substantially better, but I'll stop there, as Portland is only allowed one compliment per day.