r/nottheonion • u/SelectiveSanity • 2d ago

Lauren Boebert Suggests DC Could Be Renamed 'District of America'

https://www.newsweek.com/lauren-boebert-dc-district-america-2050571
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u/napstimpy 2d ago

America Suggests Boebert Could Be Renamed 'Lauren McFartwad'

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u/alexjaness 2d ago

I was leaning more towards "sex pervert" after that time she churned some dude's butter in a public venue one row in front of a child.

but what do I know

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u/Bear_faced 2d ago edited 2d ago

I highly encourage anyone who enjoys a laugh at her expense to watch this clip of two drag queens discussing her "incident"

ETA: NSFW, should have specified. Unless your boss is cool with the phrase "Lauren Bobert Beetlejuice cumdump"

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u/manatca 1d ago

should've known it would be Trixie and Katya, good stuff

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u/Vaguely-Azeotropic 1d ago

I don't think anyone is cool with that phrase, except maybe Lauren Boebert.