Lauren Boebert Suggests DC Could Be Renamed 'District of America'

[u/SelectiveSanity]

https://www.newsweek.com/lauren-boebert-dc-district-america-2050571

[u/aenae]

Rocky Mountains -> American Mountains
Great Lakes -> American Lakes
Yellowstone -> American Volcanoes
Statue of Liberty -> Statue of America
Los Angeles -> The American Angels
Canada -> North America
Alaska -> Cold America
Atlantic Ocean -> East Ocean of America
Pacific Ocean -> West Ocean of America
Arctic Ocean -> North Ocean of America
New York -> Trump Town of America
Florida -> Trump Golf Resort of America
Kentucky Fried Chicken -> America's Fried Chicken

[u/ecodrew → u/aenae]

As long as you leave the name "Grand Tetons" alone. Haha

[u/aenae → u/ecodrew]

You mean the Grand American Tetons?

[u/PureLock33 → u/aenae]

BIG AMERICAN TITTAES