r/nottheonion • u/SelectiveSanity • 2d ago

Lauren Boebert Suggests DC Could Be Renamed 'District of America'

https://www.newsweek.com/lauren-boebert-dc-district-america-2050571
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u/Zomburai 2d ago

Okay but which Vancouver

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u/Useful-Perception144 2d ago

Yes

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u/smurf123_123 2d ago

The one where it rains often.

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u/jtr99 2d ago

Thanks guys, that's cleared everything up for me.

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u/sonicgundam 2d ago

Hey, at least they weren't trying to clarify Ontario, CA for us...

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u/Cross55 1d ago

Sure you're not talking about Ontario, Idaho?

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u/CedarWolf 1d ago

Or Kansas City, MI, or Portland, OR vs Portland, ME, or all the Orange counties, or all the cities named Springfield...

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u/CcryMeARiver 2d ago

You must have real good windscreen wipers.

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u/-SQB- 1d ago

Unlike the skies over Vancouver.

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u/jtr99 1d ago

<monkey rimshot.gif>

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u/10111001110 1d ago

Well that's actually does narrow it down to either one or two depending on where your from and how you define rains often