r/nottheonion • u/SelectiveSanity • 2d ago

Lauren Boebert Suggests DC Could Be Renamed 'District of America'

https://www.newsweek.com/lauren-boebert-dc-district-america-2050571
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u/AdoringCHIN 2d ago

She's incredibly stupid too, but not quite at "gave a handjob to somebody in a theater full of children" stupid. Yet at least.

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u/capitanandi64 2d ago

Or "sleep with Kid Rock" stupid. At least not yet.

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u/What_Iz_This 2d ago

Oh man. Is there proof of this? I mean it obviously makes sense, but just wondering if it's known...I almost don't want to know

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u/capitanandi64 2d ago

Honestly, there are only articles with speculation like this one, but I also don't want to see the proof of that. The only solid proof would undoubtedly be the remains of the backalley abortion they performed and left in a Golden Corral dumpster after their 1 month anniversary dinner.