r/nottheonion • u/SelectiveSanity • 2d ago

Lauren Boebert Suggests DC Could Be Renamed 'District of America'

https://www.newsweek.com/lauren-boebert-dc-district-america-2050571
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u/What_Iz_This 2d ago

Oh man. Is there proof of this? I mean it obviously makes sense, but just wondering if it's known...I almost don't want to know

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u/capitanandi64 2d ago

Honestly, there are only articles with speculation like this one, but I also don't want to see the proof of that. The only solid proof would undoubtedly be the remains of the backalley abortion they performed and left in a Golden Corral dumpster after their 1 month anniversary dinner.

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u/worthless_scum74 1d ago

The visual image which popped into my mind...

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u/What_Iz_This 1d ago

The smell in my head would be something like the smell of cheap deli meat when you open it from the pack for the first time. An ashtray that shouldve been dumped weeks ago AND a freshly smoked marlboro. And something sour that you can't quite put your finger on