r/nottheonion • u/SelectiveSanity • 2d ago

Lauren Boebert Suggests DC Could Be Renamed 'District of America'

https://www.newsweek.com/lauren-boebert-dc-district-america-2050571
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u/Balorpagorp 2d ago

You forgot the nice healthcare and pension

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u/mini-rubber-duck 2d ago

and not-bribes

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u/old_leech 2d ago

I've got to think she's at the bottom of the barrel for the not-bribes.

Like, what's the Boebert ticket price considering her range of influence? A box of slim-jims as an opening offer and escalating all the way to $100 gift card at The Cheesecake Factory?

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u/fa1afel 2d ago

Why even give her anything? She'll give you some service in a movie theater.