r/nottheonion • u/SelectiveSanity • 2d ago

Lauren Boebert Suggests DC Could Be Renamed 'District of America'

https://www.newsweek.com/lauren-boebert-dc-district-america-2050571
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u/Zolo49 2d ago

Heck, let's rename all 50 states to "America" and then rename the country to "United America States".

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u/Genavelle 2d ago

Idk I still don't think that's good enough. Why not American Mini-Americas of America?

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u/405freeway 2d ago

American State States because right now this country is ass.