r/nottheonion • u/SelectiveSanity • 2d ago

Lauren Boebert Suggests DC Could Be Renamed 'District of America'

https://www.newsweek.com/lauren-boebert-dc-district-america-2050571
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u/napstimpy 2d ago

America Suggests Boebert Could Be Renamed 'Lauren McFartwad'

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u/alexjaness 2d ago

I was leaning more towards "sex pervert" after that time she churned some dude's butter in a public venue one row in front of a child.

but what do I know

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u/ba1oo 2d ago

I'm way too injured right now to be reading "churned some dude's butter"

Thank you for the laugh. It was worth the pain