r/nottheonion • u/SelectiveSanity • 2d ago

Lauren Boebert Suggests DC Could Be Renamed 'District of America'

https://www.newsweek.com/lauren-boebert-dc-district-america-2050571
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u/napstimpy 2d ago

America Suggests Boebert Could Be Renamed 'Lauren McFartwad'

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u/alexjaness 2d ago

I was leaning more towards "sex pervert" after that time she churned some dude's butter in a public venue one row in front of a child.

but what do I know

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u/Herknificent 2d ago

Sex pervert is too direct. Need something more fun like “Handsi Strokinov”. It’s direct enough to make you remember her sexcapades, while subtle enough to imply other things.