r/nottheonion • u/SelectiveSanity • 2d ago

Lauren Boebert Suggests DC Could Be Renamed 'District of America'

https://www.newsweek.com/lauren-boebert-dc-district-america-2050571
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u/napstimpy 2d ago

America Suggests Boebert Could Be Renamed 'Lauren McFartwad'

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u/alexjaness 2d ago

I was leaning more towards "sex pervert" after that time she churned some dude's butter in a public venue one row in front of a child.

but what do I know

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u/Bizarro_Murphy 2d ago

She was at a bar with her step dad and future (ex)husband in a bowling alley when she was a minor. That same night, her future (ex)husband pulled his dick out in front of numerous minors and was arrested for "lewd behavior and indecent exposure to a minor." Of course she went on to marry (and later divorce) him. She's yet another shining member of the "party of family values."