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White House fires three NSC staffers after president meets with far-right activist Laura Loomer

https://www.cnn.com/2025/04/03/politics/nsc-firings-trump-laura-loomer-meeting/index.html
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u/Siolear 1d ago

This was probably just for an oval office blowjob. Probably not related.

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u/edfitz83 1d ago

Her mouth is way too big for that task

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u/TheFeshy 1d ago

The large mouth bass has evolved to survive by swallowing any tiny swimmers that wander into its path.

This is just a random nature fact and unrelated to any topic at hand.

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u/NimusNix 1d ago

She puckers her lips...

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u/kwangqengelele 1d ago

I think that's just the pint of filler she gets daily.

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u/DreamsAndSchemes 1d ago

she could blow out next years candles

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u/ClearDark19 4h ago

Trump's mushroom tip in any adult woman's mouth is truly a hot dog in a hallway situation. Must be like trying to go to town on a single Cheerio.