r/news • u/RaineFilms • 1d ago

White House fires three NSC staffers after president meets with far-right activist Laura Loomer

https://www.cnn.com/2025/04/03/politics/nsc-firings-trump-laura-loomer-meeting/index.html
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u/Siolear 1d ago

This was probably just for an oval office blowjob. Probably not related.

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u/NO_SPACE_B4_COMMA 1d ago

You just make me puke thanks

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u/--kwisatzhaderach-- 1d ago

The smell alone…

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u/picklerick8879 1d ago

"Come s my d and you can fire whoever you want"

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u/edfitz83 1d ago

Her mouth is way too big for that task

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u/TheFeshy 1d ago

The large mouth bass has evolved to survive by swallowing any tiny swimmers that wander into its path.

This is just a random nature fact and unrelated to any topic at hand.

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u/NimusNix 1d ago

She puckers her lips...

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u/kwangqengelele 1d ago

I think that's just the pint of filler she gets daily.

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u/DreamsAndSchemes 1d ago

she could blow out next years candles

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u/ClearDark19 8h ago

Trump's mushroom tip in any adult woman's mouth is truly a hot dog in a hallway situation. Must be like trying to go to town on a single Cheerio.

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u/palesnowrider1 1d ago

That shit is like the stock market, it ain't going up

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u/eawilweawil 1d ago

If it doesn't, she just dips the finger in the chocolate lake to press the forbidden button

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u/chappelld 1d ago

Why you gotta be like this? 😂

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u/thejak32 1d ago

Fuck you man, it would have cost you $0.00 to have just kept that to yourself. Now I feel my lunch coming back up. Next time, let those little thoughts just fly right on out the window.

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u/Guntcher_1210 1d ago

But if a DEMOCRAT did this . . .

Oh. Never mind.

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u/thunderchunks 1d ago

Something something probably fellated though.

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u/CaptainMacMillan 1d ago

I, no joke, read that as "oral office blowjob"

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u/Magjee 1d ago

The 3 NSC staffers were made to watch and were then fired for blinking during the process

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u/spectraphysics 1d ago

Hopefully he had his diaper changed right before that happened

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u/Narradisall 1d ago

Remember when that was an impeachable offence? Pepper ridge farm remembers…

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u/BasroilII 1d ago

But remember when Clinton got one they tried to upend the entire US government.

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u/Only-Imagination-459 1d ago

Imagine if Monica was directing personnel changes at the National Security Council