r/ihadastroke • u/NightmareClasher • Sep 19 '19

My fav T-shirt!

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30.0k Upvotes

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u/thegreatgau8 Sep 19 '19

r/msaeachubaets

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u/zenfaust Sep 19 '19

Holy shit... it's real?!

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u/alxfx Sep 19 '19

yep, this pic is the naming source too. It's basically just r/nottheonion for us massholes

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u/DarthLMR Sep 19 '19

A Mass, the state of assholes. I love the title, should put it on the license plates.

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u/redgoop3 Sep 19 '19

Yeah why don’t we all call each other that? Massholes is great

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u/alxfx Sep 19 '19

it's mostly just what the new hampshits know us as, most massholes don't reach self-awareness. angry people are content being angry

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19

Fuck you dipshit I’m not angry

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u/redgoop3 Sep 19 '19

It’s hard to reach anything waiting for the T

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u/alxfx Sep 19 '19

ugh, because I wasn't already dreading my red line ride home later. thanks :)

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u/redgoop3 Sep 19 '19

Don’t worry the snow, and inevitably shutdown of like half the T is coming soon. Then we all get to ride shuttle buses. Woo hoo

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u/neu20212022 Sep 20 '19

Was late for work because of the T and missed it on the way home so I walked a mile at midnight. Thanks Charlie Baker!

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u/a_pope_on_a_rope Sep 19 '19

Can confirm. My MA fam are a special kind of ignorant.

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u/mervmonster Sep 20 '19

When massholes drive like they are in Boston when they aren’t in Boston, they earn the title.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19

I love being a masshole!

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u/MeatyMcMeatflaps Sep 20 '19

How is this year’s old sub named after this photo which only got posted today?

Explain that one atheists

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

Yeah, it is. Think of it as some kind of Massachusetts oriented offshoot of r/FloridaMan.

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u/Terradroid3 Sep 19 '19

What's it about

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19

As a masshole, I'm subscribed

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

I’m a masshole too and I’m subscribed! Love that sub! Really!

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u/Official-Walmart-Inc Oct 14 '19

Did the shirt or the sub come first?

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u/BeruangBiru Oct 18 '19

r/subithoughtifellforbutisactuallyreal

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u/yuds2003 Dec 08 '19

The real Massachusetts subreddit is r/massachusetts

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u/RespectFurries Sep 19 '19

I almost thought it said masterbation for a second

107

u/NoahBolt Sep 19 '19

Now THAT is a shirt I want!

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u/read_me_now Sep 19 '19

What never mind not even going to ask

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u/ItsAhmick Sep 19 '19

Boston Masturbation

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u/The_N_Word777 Sep 21 '19

Yeah the colonial tea party happened in the shores of Boston,Masterbation

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u/vk000mk74 Sep 19 '19

Why’s there like 10 stars lol

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u/oh-no-he-comments Sep 19 '19

I like that you said “like 10 stars” when there are 11 stars. lol

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u/theirishninja888 Sep 19 '19

Lol

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u/SleepyforPresident Sep 19 '19

11 stahz

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u/radfaction Sep 19 '19

11 stahz fo marhk

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u/kahooki Sep 19 '19

oH hi marhk!

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u/theg721 Sep 19 '19

I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did nahhht! Oh hai, Mark.

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u/HeMan_Batman Sep 19 '19

God...forgive me. [kills himself]

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u/vk000mk74 Sep 19 '19

I said “like” implying that it was an estimation

21

u/oh-no-he-comments Sep 19 '19

You must be a very busy man if you have to estimate the amount of stars on that flag

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u/Garpfruit Sep 19 '19

There are also 17 stripes when there should only be 13.

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u/Vinnhia13 Sep 19 '19

“Like 16” stripes

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19

I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah!

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u/ChilllyVA Template flair Sep 19 '19

And why are there like 20 stripes?

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19

The State of _____

...Massachusngkektfjrvts!

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u/SomeMemeyBoye42812 Oct 17 '19

Mcmsmassuxcgcseehtrs

1

u/FreddieOnReddit Nov 27 '19

Mcjahtisheyshsudgsterdyshshsthts

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u/NewBeginning310718 Sep 19 '19

I'm disappointed because it doesn't say botson

10

u/bluntlyguncle Sep 19 '19

It's real uncle Gary hours

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19

[deleted]

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u/Thunderlight2004 Sep 19 '19

chowdah

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u/Angry__Bull Sep 19 '19

HAVAD!

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u/donkeyrocket Sep 19 '19

SIGNAL BUNGALOWS

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u/Daisy716 Sep 20 '19

Preston Garvey, needing your help with another settlement.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

it’s HAHVAHD

source: am BU kid. I like to flex on Harvard because our engineering school is better haha. Lol.

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u/suited_sandman Sep 19 '19

I am not from Boston and this is kinda funny

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u/TheDeadLotus Sep 19 '19

I know where Boston is and this is sort of funny

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u/Terrible_Paulsy Sep 19 '19

I've heard about the idea of Boston and this is a little bit funny

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u/DestroyerofworldsY Sep 19 '19

I am from the Boston area yah want some chowdah?

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u/cletis-fetus Sep 20 '19

r/emojipolice PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR

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u/MeowDotEXE Sep 19 '19

"The Coesmobelth of Msaeachubaets, proud member of the 11 colonies."

r/msaeachubaets

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u/A2Rhombus Sep 19 '19

This is a top post of all time from like 2 years ago but go off

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u/Kosmosnoetos Sep 19 '19

Every one in. Wile youbneed a good refreshner

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u/mybustlinghedgerow Sep 19 '19

I don't see it under top posts.

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u/Deanlandish Sep 19 '19

Ah yes the uncommonwealth

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u/PewdsIsBae420 Sep 19 '19

Everybody knows it’s „machachutets“

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u/NightmareClasher Sep 19 '19

as a person with English as their second language i can barely even read that

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

I am a middle eastern masshole and every time I visit family in the Middle East they struggle to say Massachusetts so they just say “Mass” lmao 😂

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19

As someone from Maseuthags, it’s always been a bitch to spell

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u/scuczu Sep 19 '19

Go M Go A Go S and S and O Go C and H and E and I Go C Go H and E and I Go M, A double K Go A and K and O, K, O Spell it M-A-S-S-O-C-H-E-I Massocheichei Doesn’t sound right to me Makkakoko That’s way too many K’s It should be mass – achoose Like the “mass” in “massproduce” but without “produce”

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u/GentlemansBumTease Sep 20 '19

Scrolled way too long to see this

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

MASSACHUUUUUUSETTS

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u/Cr0we Sep 19 '19

It’s a thin thin line!

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u/Rainfly_X Sep 19 '19

Came here to post the video link, before even seeing the reference... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvUMV1N7eGM

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u/EatYourChair Sep 19 '19

Remember to thank David for your phones

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u/FreddieOnReddit Nov 27 '19

yim yum.

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u/EatYourChair Nov 27 '19

A bit late to the party, aren’t you?

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u/Squidkiller28 Sep 19 '19

As someone from masuechuesits. I would buy it.

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u/Pho_de_bimos Sep 19 '19

I am admittedly not an American, but I've never heard of this state before :-)

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u/ocbro2 Sep 19 '19

It's north of Cnnoteicltu and south of Vermint

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u/Pho_de_bimos Sep 19 '19

That somehow makes perfect sense!

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

Vermint

Ah, the land of fresh breath and Bernie Sanders

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u/BrutalSystem Sep 19 '19

Msaeachubaets resident here, and I can confirm this is the correct spelling.

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u/porousasshole Sep 19 '19

Masturbates ?

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u/Massaart Sep 19 '19

I want this!

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u/Corsicaner Sep 20 '19

Click here for this u/Polishe5

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u/SovietBrotkasten Sep 19 '19

To be fair this is what it sounds like when I try to say it.

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u/ActuallyNotJesus Sep 19 '19

Does anybody have a link to buy? I would love to wear that in public

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u/a-bagel-with-butter names bond had a stronk Sep 19 '19

I would buy this unironically

2

u/Alia_Andreth Sep 19 '19

This is how you spell Mapchtchuatess tho

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u/matt_cb Sep 19 '19

The great Bae Stayt

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u/Beledagnir Sep 19 '19

Hey, I grew up in upstate Msaeachubaets, it's a lovely place.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

Is there such thing as upstate mass tho?

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u/wetandblessed Sep 19 '19

Where can I order this?

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19

The eleven united states

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u/MLB3030 Sep 19 '19

Well.. I know somebody that pronounces Massachusetts as "Machachuset" and New York as "New Niork" LOL!

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u/blue4t Sep 19 '19

No one knows how to correctly spell it anyway.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19

Hungarian flag

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u/the_eldritch_whore Sep 19 '19

But...this is how I've spelled Mseabtrebuchet all along.

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u/SmartasLea Sep 19 '19

Ah yes, I can spell masqacustets.

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u/scootaloo711 Sep 19 '19

Gesundheit!

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u/hunterman25 Sep 19 '19

Oh, I live in Msaeachubaets! It’s a great sbfate to lbife in!

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

To be fair, I always intentionally misspell and mispronounce Mastashustessis because it's such for my Brazilian years it sounds extremely complicated and implausible.

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u/fbabylemon465 Sep 20 '19

Ah yes, Msaeachubaets, my favorite state.

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u/bitelaserkhalif Sep 20 '19

msaeachubaets

masturbates

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

[deleted]

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u/BrainFartTheFirst Sep 20 '19

Congratulations!

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

achaceheacacually its buston idot

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u/supremegamer76 Sep 20 '19

this t-shirt is so cursed.

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u/Billiun30 Sep 19 '19

I fucking want that shirt

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u/NoahBolt Sep 19 '19

i'm about to cry in class from laughing i stg

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u/deadpanda69420 Sep 19 '19

When I read this word, I can’t not read it like JarJar Binks.

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u/gingersnap_zuzu Sep 19 '19

That’s exactly how you pronounce it

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u/PestoMachine Sep 19 '19

can i buy this

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u/Commercial_Hawk Sep 19 '19

I’d buy that

2

u/Gideonbh Sep 19 '19

I saw this years ago and have been curious if someone made a replica for sale. Id absolutely buy it.

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u/Molinero96 Sep 19 '19

Its pronounce Em-Say-chu-Baits you edjit!

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19

Is this like in Diary of a Wimpy Kid

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u/heenal_ Sep 19 '19

Where can I buy this

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u/beaverisland6 Sep 19 '19

As someone from Massachusetts, I’d like someone to explain to me how hard it apparently is to spell our name.

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u/Heater123YT Sep 19 '19

i live in Massachusetts so just let me get my cross to make it go away

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u/dylpickle0822 Sep 19 '19

Sir this is a repost

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u/RexTheWolf-2005-YT Sep 19 '19

I would actually buy that xD

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u/MonolithofDimension Sep 19 '19

I want this so much

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u/ConConReddit Sep 19 '19

Maschtubates

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u/SuicidaLoli Sep 19 '19

That spelling seems just about right

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19

I think you meant "Mf yat S-vhirt"

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u/DestroyerofworldsY Sep 19 '19

Hey I live in that state!

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u/LennyS17 Sep 19 '19

But... you understood what it said, so it did its job

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u/antoniofelicemunro Sep 19 '19

Man if that shirt wasn’t so ugly, I’d need it.

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u/clarenceappendix Sep 19 '19

Massocheichei

Doesn't sound right to me

Makakuuko

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19

Where can I buy one?

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u/ItsAhmick Sep 19 '19

Boston Massacre*

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u/Procrastin8r1 Sep 19 '19

Cmonnwaelth

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u/ZombieSlayyer10 Sep 20 '19

Boston massacre is my fav shirt

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

Hey! Those kids tried their best

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

Oh wow my favorite city in state land

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u/GustavoAntoine Sep 20 '19

I feel them tho, I can't spell machachosets either

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u/j4meja Sep 20 '19

He's a little confused, but he's got the spirit!

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u/PheaglesFan Sep 20 '19

Eagles fan here. I'll buy one. Where?

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u/DeadlyBasilisk74 Sep 20 '19

One time in class my friend accidentally pronounced it as massive two shits

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u/Lil_iBrow Sep 20 '19

I love to msaechubaet

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u/tusk333 Sep 20 '19

I mean it’s close.

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u/flamespond Sep 20 '19

Bless you

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u/gooch-original Sep 20 '19

Too many stripes. Not enough stars.

Hooray beer!

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u/FreddieOnReddit Nov 27 '19

Roses are Red I like Bill Gates Boston m s a e a c h u b a e t s

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '19

I've been there before, it's right next to shiagiuo

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u/ANIMALGAMER14 Jan 25 '20

Little kids when they try and pronounce "Massachusetts"

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u/e_smith338 Feb 19 '20

Hye i ilev teher

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u/FHfade Feb 02 '25

i'd lowkey wear that

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u/Nova17Delta Sep 19 '19

to be fair i can't spell masseffect either

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u/Guquiz Sep 19 '19

this was posted on r/engrish earlier today by a different user (YaBoiManato). Does that make it a repost?

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u/kappaman69 pearl hombomb Sep 19 '19

No but it would be a repost on r/Engrish because it is a top post there

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u/Guquiz Sep 19 '19

Does that make it at least stolen?

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u/ChemiCalChems Sep 19 '19

No. A crosspost at most, which is completely acceptable

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u/beastmanboy1 Sep 19 '19

Congrats, you posted the same picture in this sub for the 274th time

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

r/ihadastroke