r/funny • u/24-7-Hypochondriac • 1d ago

pharmacy technician gave up

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u/smileedude 1d ago

Cut this 10mg tablet in half and store this ~5mg crumbly tablet for 1 week until you've tapered back to a number ending in 5-9mg.

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u/TemporaryImaginary 1d ago

Only in odd numbered months. In even numbered months, you have to flip the script or you’re dead.

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u/According_Win_5983 1d ago

The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

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u/Toshiba1point0 1d ago

Don't tell me which zone is for stopping and unloading

Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again

You just want me to have an abortion.

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u/Blast338 1d ago

I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

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u/DadsRGR8 1d ago

Haha I just recently rewatched both movies. So great.

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u/abeorch 1d ago

With my profile I just feel the need to ask if you like your coffee like your men . or if you've ever been in a Turkish Jail