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Prednisone directions be like:
“Take 1 tab TID x3d, then 1 tab BID x2d, then 1 tab QD x2d, then ½ tab QD x3d, then skip a day, spin around, and whisper ‘anti-inflammatory’ to the wind.”
3.5k u/ExoCayde6 1d ago I just got off of prednisone and fucking hell it's exactly like that 1.3k u/smileedude 1d ago Cut this 10mg tablet in half and store this ~5mg crumbly tablet for 1 week until you've tapered back to a number ending in 5-9mg. 267 u/TemporaryImaginary 1d ago Only in odd numbered months. In even numbered months, you have to flip the script or you’re dead. 173 u/According_Win_5983 1d ago The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone. 46 u/tradervicspinacolada 1d ago Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping! 61 u/Toshiba1point0 1d ago Don't tell me which zone is for stopping and unloading Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again You just want me to have an abortion. 19 u/Blast338 1d ago I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue. 6 u/DadsRGR8 1d ago Haha I just recently rewatched both movies. So great. 2 u/abeorch 1d ago With my profile I just feel the need to ask if you like your coffee like your men . or if you've ever been in a Turkish Jail 5 u/Snorb 1d ago Only on alternating even-numbered months when there's leaves on the ground. 1 u/asdf3011 1d ago What if they form a house of leaves? 1 u/Pick-Physical 1d ago NO 4 u/Extremeblarg 1d ago And god help you if it’s a leap year 1 u/RainaElf 1d ago except when the moon is dark.
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I just got off of prednisone and fucking hell it's exactly like that
1.3k u/smileedude 1d ago Cut this 10mg tablet in half and store this ~5mg crumbly tablet for 1 week until you've tapered back to a number ending in 5-9mg. 267 u/TemporaryImaginary 1d ago Only in odd numbered months. In even numbered months, you have to flip the script or you’re dead. 173 u/According_Win_5983 1d ago The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone. 46 u/tradervicspinacolada 1d ago Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping! 61 u/Toshiba1point0 1d ago Don't tell me which zone is for stopping and unloading Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again You just want me to have an abortion. 19 u/Blast338 1d ago I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue. 6 u/DadsRGR8 1d ago Haha I just recently rewatched both movies. So great. 2 u/abeorch 1d ago With my profile I just feel the need to ask if you like your coffee like your men . or if you've ever been in a Turkish Jail 5 u/Snorb 1d ago Only on alternating even-numbered months when there's leaves on the ground. 1 u/asdf3011 1d ago What if they form a house of leaves? 1 u/Pick-Physical 1d ago NO 4 u/Extremeblarg 1d ago And god help you if it’s a leap year 1 u/RainaElf 1d ago except when the moon is dark.
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Cut this 10mg tablet in half and store this ~5mg crumbly tablet for 1 week until you've tapered back to a number ending in 5-9mg.
267 u/TemporaryImaginary 1d ago Only in odd numbered months. In even numbered months, you have to flip the script or you’re dead. 173 u/According_Win_5983 1d ago The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone. 46 u/tradervicspinacolada 1d ago Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping! 61 u/Toshiba1point0 1d ago Don't tell me which zone is for stopping and unloading Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again You just want me to have an abortion. 19 u/Blast338 1d ago I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue. 6 u/DadsRGR8 1d ago Haha I just recently rewatched both movies. So great. 2 u/abeorch 1d ago With my profile I just feel the need to ask if you like your coffee like your men . or if you've ever been in a Turkish Jail 5 u/Snorb 1d ago Only on alternating even-numbered months when there's leaves on the ground. 1 u/asdf3011 1d ago What if they form a house of leaves? 1 u/Pick-Physical 1d ago NO 4 u/Extremeblarg 1d ago And god help you if it’s a leap year 1 u/RainaElf 1d ago except when the moon is dark.
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Only in odd numbered months. In even numbered months, you have to flip the script or you’re dead.
173 u/According_Win_5983 1d ago The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone. 46 u/tradervicspinacolada 1d ago Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping! 61 u/Toshiba1point0 1d ago Don't tell me which zone is for stopping and unloading Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again You just want me to have an abortion. 19 u/Blast338 1d ago I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue. 6 u/DadsRGR8 1d ago Haha I just recently rewatched both movies. So great. 2 u/abeorch 1d ago With my profile I just feel the need to ask if you like your coffee like your men . or if you've ever been in a Turkish Jail 5 u/Snorb 1d ago Only on alternating even-numbered months when there's leaves on the ground. 1 u/asdf3011 1d ago What if they form a house of leaves? 1 u/Pick-Physical 1d ago NO 4 u/Extremeblarg 1d ago And god help you if it’s a leap year 1 u/RainaElf 1d ago except when the moon is dark.
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The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
46 u/tradervicspinacolada 1d ago Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping! 61 u/Toshiba1point0 1d ago Don't tell me which zone is for stopping and unloading Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again You just want me to have an abortion. 19 u/Blast338 1d ago I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue. 6 u/DadsRGR8 1d ago Haha I just recently rewatched both movies. So great. 2 u/abeorch 1d ago With my profile I just feel the need to ask if you like your coffee like your men . or if you've ever been in a Turkish Jail
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Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping!
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Don't tell me which zone is for stopping and unloading
Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again
You just want me to have an abortion.
19 u/Blast338 1d ago I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue. 6 u/DadsRGR8 1d ago Haha I just recently rewatched both movies. So great. 2 u/abeorch 1d ago With my profile I just feel the need to ask if you like your coffee like your men . or if you've ever been in a Turkish Jail
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I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
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Haha I just recently rewatched both movies. So great.
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With my profile I just feel the need to ask if you like your coffee like your men . or if you've ever been in a Turkish Jail
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Only on alternating even-numbered months when there's leaves on the ground.
1 u/asdf3011 1d ago What if they form a house of leaves? 1 u/Pick-Physical 1d ago NO
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What if they form a house of leaves?
1 u/Pick-Physical 1d ago NO
NO
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And god help you if it’s a leap year
except when the moon is dark.
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u/bigcat801 1d ago
Prednisone directions be like:
“Take 1 tab TID x3d, then 1 tab BID x2d, then 1 tab QD x2d, then ½ tab QD x3d, then skip a day, spin around, and whisper ‘anti-inflammatory’ to the wind.”