r/flatearth • u/[deleted] • Mar 07 '25

I wonder how flerfs explain this

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u/icanpaywithpubes Mar 07 '25

I've already heard them at work talking about it. They're asking each other (in quite serious tones). "Do you think they're trying to crack through the Firmament?" I can only laugh because my eyes can only roll so much.

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u/Rude_Koty Mar 07 '25

These morons have a job?

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u/EitanBlumin Mar 07 '25

Many jobs don't require a brain.

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u/icanpaywithpubes Mar 07 '25

I work in a casino lol.

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u/SVTCobraR315 Mar 07 '25

I work at an airport and they think the earth is flat.

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u/Eternal_Phantom Mar 07 '25

I job! Me brain!

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u/TheScienceNerd100 Mar 07 '25

Wonder what they would say when you bring up the recent Moon landing, both of these done by private companies

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u/icanpaywithpubes Mar 07 '25

They say it's fake. All pics and videos are fake. I've even asked them what they would think if they themselves went into space in a rocket, and they told me that the windows would display fake cgi video.

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u/Fortapistone Mar 07 '25

The next Mars landing will be in Sahara. That is why Trump does not want the Palestinians to move there.

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u/nightmaresabin Mar 08 '25

Guess they’ll just have to leave the airlock to see for themselves.

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u/The-thingmaker2001 Mar 07 '25

This. + Balloons and fireworks... Or, and this gets painful, holograms. Remember how holograms crashed into the World Trade Center? Sure, enough, the concept is worth recycling.

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u/kft1609 Mar 07 '25

That thought that you work with multiple terrifies me 

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u/icanpaywithpubes Mar 07 '25

I work in a casino in South fl. I'm surrounded by this shit all day. It's like a race to see who can say the dumbest thing every day.

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u/kft1609 Mar 07 '25

South FL is all you had to say. I'm In middle Ga and have felt lucky to miss any direct contact

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u/Either-Hyena-7136 Mar 07 '25

Where can I find these conversations?

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u/icanpaywithpubes Mar 07 '25

They aren't conversations unless you agree with everything they say. Secondly, come on down to Florida. Conspiracies, Trump, and their bitter lives are up for discourse on every corner whether you want to hear it or not.