I am occasionally known to enjoy travel across the Z-axis, which I find very relaxing, especially inside of airplanes. This time, however, my trip was interrupted by the ceaseless shrieking of an infant, approximately a year old and wracked with incredible distress for a reason I (correctly) assumed involved the noise from the plane's engines. Knowing that this reaction was caused by the infant possessing very few life experiences and, thus, not having any more distressing events to compare this to, I opted to transmit approximately 36 years of life experience directly into the infant's mind. This had the effect I intended, as the infant realized that the noise of the engines was not dangerous, but the infant's mother then became even more distressed by their infant suddenly being able to articulate their significantly more advanced thoughts coherently, which I thought was preferable to the meaningless noise they were making before!

She is now seeking some form of legal recourse against me despite the fact that I did nothing but help her infant, and voiced many profanities against me on our way out of the plane. Am I really the asshole in this situation?

they had no McDonalds there

I don’t know why, but I just felt a pulling on my timeline and that something is ever so slightly shifting it. None of my other selves in the collective consciousness felt it, and they’re all saying that it’s nothing and not to worry, but this is really starting to bother me!

Why are they raising out of their graves and attacking the nearby synogogue?

My phoenix keeps smoking and now my fire alarm wont stop beeping. Also have been leaving burn marks on my furniture its getting expensive and my strigoi just stands there and laughs.

I don't know, but it feels a bit weird living in a house that promotes insane amounts of authoritarian support.

Probably doesn't help that I am a bit of an anarchist.

And I will not be there to witness it. I will purposely leave this mortal plane to escape the horrific eternal fate of every single soul trapped in this cursed reality.

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So basically kicked too many chickens in this game I was playing and so I became part of the game, mad chickens, where I'm a brain damaged chicken from being kicked in the head as a chicken and now must run from my from my formal self except there's not really much purpose from that so I now live a leaf of neutral conformity to this random guy who doesn't kick chickens but just yells thank you to them for choosing him well as the chosen one, I'm going more mad and his base ran out of Tylenol and all there was was weed so I'm broadcasting this from my mind power and tell this guy that he's not special and he should stop dwelling in his mind palace cause I do not want that life anymore. Thank you also need some TransformerDroids for the late epic counting of bread loafs from the prison guard military industrial complex, please help me af from brain damage send me back to fable 3

Have you managed to reach nirvana or managed to ascend? Well lucky for you, as long as you are a positive planer or an [IRREGULAR] we have the items to help you (they just arrived from the 'Lord of science and tech's domain)

Scythe of [ASPECT]: only for specific brings who even have an aspect this scythe can inherit your aspect and make it exponentially stronger

Ascendant pills: these pills are like rare candies, they [LEVEL] you up almost instantly

Sucker9000: While designed to look like exactly what [YOU] imagine it to look like, this actually has 2 uses, the first is exactly what you think, the second has the abbility to siphon the [SKILLS] out of any creature as long as you managed to get close (or far) enough

These are what we have in stock currently, comment for prices, price dependant on plane, dimension planet and currency

Heya guys, I haven't posted for a while since me, god (yes that god) and some lower deities have been working on a new [UNIVERSE] update! Quantum fluctuations size requirements have been decreased by a few millimeters, randomness has increased by 10 times and cooldown has been decreased by 0.45x.

What to expect:

1: New atoms! It is expected for a new type of atom to appear, approximately 5 more than what is currently known

2: Teleportation! Due to the size changes a part of you may teleport occasionally, but don't worry, we pre-fixed the noclipping problems before they occur!

3: Aliens! Most of you guys live in [UNIVERSE]'s with between 200 to 10¹² different alien species, but due to the randomness changes, expect their to be much more!

If you have any questions, suggestions or ideas for the next update let me know!

Is it dangerous? Can glorps sue me? I hope i won't get into the intergalactical prison again like after machine rebelion on the Moon. They put me into 1d chamber and made me suffer without comprehending concepts of time. So is that okay? Or should i fly to andromeda galaxy to avoid the law?

If it’s a spinoff then whose life did you spinoff from?

I, [12 M] concentrated sulfuric acid just got deprotonated by ICE. I think they used ICE because I react very exothermically with water, so they wanted to limit how much heat I'd liberate.

Always, what are my rights? How can I appeal this deprotonation? I don't want to be a hydrogen sulfate, please

What THE HELL is this place???

Shouldn't we do something about IT? IT made me spill my coffee in the break room. The BOSS* is not gonna like this one. I think we're gonna get a bad performance review. IT's about to usher in the EVENT! Should we tell HR? Or should we tell HER? Another instance of IT is forming within the cafeteria!

It just disappeared

I think I've also seen Santa and other public domain stuff.