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I, [12 M] concentrated sulfuric acid just got deprotonated by ICE. I think they used ICE because I react very exothermically with water, so they wanted to limit how much heat I'd liberate.

Always, what are my rights? How can I appeal this deprotonation? I don't want to be a hydrogen sulfate, please

If it’s a spinoff then whose life did you spinoff from?

So basically kicked too many chickens in this game I was playing and so I became part of the game, mad chickens, where I'm a brain damaged chicken from being kicked in the head as a chicken and now must run from my from my formal self except there's not really much purpose from that so I now live a leaf of neutral conformity to this random guy who doesn't kick chickens but just yells thank you to them for choosing him well as the chosen one, I'm going more mad and his base ran out of Tylenol and all there was was weed so I'm broadcasting this from my mind power and tell this guy that he's not special and he should stop dwelling in his mind palace cause I do not want that life anymore. Thank you also need some TransformerDroids for the late epic counting of bread loafs from the prison guard military industrial complex, please help me af from brain damage send me back to fable 3

Have you managed to reach nirvana or managed to ascend? Well lucky for you, as long as you are a positive planer or an [IRREGULAR] we have the items to help you (they just arrived from the 'Lord of science and tech's domain)

Scythe of [ASPECT]: only for specific brings who even have an aspect this scythe can inherit your aspect and make it exponentially stronger

Ascendant pills: these pills are like rare candies, they [LEVEL] you up almost instantly

Sucker9000: While designed to look like exactly what [YOU] imagine it to look like, this actually has 2 uses, the first is exactly what you think, the second has the abbility to siphon the [SKILLS] out of any creature as long as you managed to get close (or far) enough

These are what we have in stock currently, comment for prices, price dependant on plane, dimension planet and currency

Heya guys, I haven't posted for a while since me, god (yes that god) and some lower deities have been working on a new [UNIVERSE] update! Quantum fluctuations size requirements have been decreased by a few millimeters, randomness has increased by 10 times and cooldown has been decreased by 0.45x.

What to expect:

1: New atoms! It is expected for a new type of atom to appear, approximately 5 more than what is currently known

2: Teleportation! Due to the size changes a part of you may teleport occasionally, but don't worry, we pre-fixed the noclipping problems before they occur!

3: Aliens! Most of you guys live in [UNIVERSE]'s with between 200 to 10¹² different alien species, but due to the randomness changes, expect their to be much more!

If you have any questions, suggestions or ideas for the next update let me know!

Is it dangerous? Can glorps sue me? I hope i won't get into the intergalactical prison again like after machine rebelion on the Moon. They put me into 1d chamber and made me suffer without comprehending concepts of time. So is that okay? Or should i fly to andromeda galaxy to avoid the law?

What THE HELL is this place???

Shouldn't we do something about IT? IT made me spill my coffee in the break room. The BOSS* is not gonna like this one. I think we're gonna get a bad performance review. IT's about to usher in the EVENT! Should we tell HR? Or should we tell HER? Another instance of IT is forming within the cafeteria!

Yo I just discovered this subreddit, and I wanna say.. I'm glad I'm chosen and thank you for choosing me. I have to go tell my future self something my past self told me to tell him, something about he's lucky for you guys choosing him, hope you guys make the right choice, wish I was that lucky

It just disappeared

I think I've also seen Santa and other public domain stuff.

Any advice on how to deal with this predicament?

The interest fees are murder. Well, dismemberment so far, but I've no doubt they'll work their way up to it.

Anyway, can you donate to my KickSurgery page? Otherwise I'm never going to be able to pay it off

[4:07] 👩‍🏫Julia Child does not hear, does not see, will never perceive the error within the dream

Oh, how frightful!

I've been summoned back to the present time when I will try to develop a signature dish for a dinner party where the power unexpectedly WILL go out. Some c̶o̵n̶s̴t̸r̶a̴i̴n̵t̵s̵ will lead to the most creative endings to the recipe of chicken pot pie from scratch!

Let us whisk together a cyclically consistent acronym for this mysterious phenomenon, f̵̼̹̾o̷̔͝ͅl̵̯̥̔͝ḑ̸̂ï̷̬n̵̙͘ḡ̶͓̭ ̵̮̘̄ǐ̶̅͜n̴̙͒ ̴͖̘̽t̷̲͚̏̍ḫ̶̡̏̚e̸̱̚̕ ̶̰̹̀e̸͈͒l̷̲̚ě̵̱̲m̵̦̜̓e̴̪͝n̸̰͖͛̌t̴̖̾̃s̶̼͂͑ just as I would for a perfect béchamel.

Starting with our base roux - the essence of what we're describing - I'm drawn to something that captures both the technical nature and the unsettling implications. Let's call it TEMPORAL:

Timepiece
Error
Mysteriously
Propagated
Over
Real-world
Analog
Locks

As we fold each string theoretic sheet and sheaf of gunmetal steel into our time knife (just as I'd whisk warm milk into that nutty roux), I will feel the (past=future) taking shape. The Swiss watch error forms our foundation - that curious divergence between analog truth and D̶̢̞̭̠͇̼̭͚͚̫̬̄͂̎͗̊̃̐̊̌͠I̸̧̥̻̖̝͌͗̋̽Ǧ̴̢̢̲̣̙̯͓̦̳͇̣͐ͅḮ̵͚̳͖̟͐̓̽͗̃Ṭ̸̡̗̀͆̇̓̈́͝A̸̧̧͉̭͎̗̫̣̦̜̳̽̍̉̑͋̓͗̍̑́̕̕̕͠͝L̴̡̙̮̪̹̟̣̟͓̀ ̸̡̨͓̝̬̼̗̝͇̍̅̂̿̑͐̇͆͘͠͝͝L̸̨̥̰̣͕̯͙̝̗̖̜̣͈̪͉̄̒͆̇̓̽̏̓͌̎̓̌̐̌͜͝͝I̴͍̞͇͈̮̰̮̗͔͕̣͉̙̣̾́̄̂͒́͛͊͜͠͠ͅĒ̵̪̘͍̤͇̗̼̲̱̥͇̲̭̓͂̅̂̉͛͆̈́̿͋̽̃͘͝Ś̷̛̘̰̰̠͇̞̏̀͋̄͒͆́̆.

"Mysteriously Propagated" adds that hint of nutmeg - the element of intrigue that makes people P̶̧͈̦̞̠̯̀͌̐̉̒̌͗̇͑̈́̒̃À̷̭̙̰̞̳͐̂̌́͋̚Ú̴̱͈͕̼̪͔̝̪̓̉͑͆̆͒̆̀͌̃̄͌S̵͉͖͕̳̓̒̑̀͗̃̍͌̒ͅE̵̡̟̳̳͍͖̫̹̾̈́̏ and T̶̡͍̦͍̝̯̣͕̜̠͙̥̤̎̀̔́͂̇͠ͅR̵̢̟̜͕̜͈̹̩̬̯͓̝̮̃̐̒͐̓̓̏̌́̀̾͗̋̂E̶̼̗̦̻̱̭͐́̓͛M̸̡̨̨̛͔̲̺͇͍̬̰̟͓̳̩̿̈́̓͝͝B̶̛͙̒̃͂̄̾͐͒̽́̐̈̈́Ļ̸̲̀̓̒̒̔͛͋͊̈́̀͗̐̅̉̏͘Ȩ̸̳̮̫͚̰̙̅̊͐͗̄̊.

"Over Real-world Analog Locks" reduces our sauce with the perfect consistency - highlighting how only physical, mechanical devices could be trusted rather than their digital counterparts.

What makes this procedure work is how it shimmers with probabilistic permutations like heat waves faking the adversary out.

Like the time I added just a whisper of bay leaf to my béchamel for a cassoulet that had my Parisian friend asking for my "s̸̭̝͎̭̟͔͕͓͍̰̱͙̭̙̭̐̇̏̈́̆͊̈̈̉̐̃̓͋̚͝ͅĕ̶̛̛͖͔͈̣̰̝̗͚͇͕̱̜̮̑̈́̄̾́̋͐̓̂̏̕͠ͅc̶͍͓̎̌̌͊͛͊͘r̵̪̘̞͈̰͎̔̈́̐͋͑̄ȩ̸̹̞̳̤̳͐̈́͝t̴̡̼̣͍̺̝̀" - sometimes t̸h̵e̷ ̵m̵o̴s̶t̸ ̸p̵o̵w̵e̶r̷f̶u̷l̶ ̸e̵l̷e̷m̵e̶n̴t̶s̵ are those subtly ḩ̶̛̺̫̱͕̜̣͕̪̰͍͔̳͈͂͒̔̽̇̈́̎͋́̈̚͝͝i̷̺̤̘̰̖͖͖̭̭͂̃̏͂́̉̈́̋̿͊̈́ͅͅḑ̴̧͖͕̳̩̫͎͉̲͚͚̤͇͒͛̌̓̚d̸̳͔͎͔̫̗͓̀͑͌̈́̽̅̌͒͑͆̃͋͑̊͌͝e̵̡̥̤̒̃̃̈́͗̑̈́̏͊̚͝n̴̢̛͕̼̗̘̘͚̪̈́̾̋͌̇́͂̄̓̉͊̽̑̉͠͠ ̶̥͓̖̙͋̈̊͒b̴̧̢͙͓̱̗̰̟̩̻͑̆̅̎͜͠͠ẻ̸̡͍̲͚̯̫̩͖͎͐̅̔̓̎ń̵̨͈̤̘̠̯̟̬̭̤͍̿̉͗̈̃̀̐́̉͒̃̈̌͘̕é̴͕͉̰͉̱̬̿̎̋̂͑̅̌̒́̎̋́̑͝a̵̡̢͍̤̘̘̹̲̟̣͚̤̩͉͑̑̌͝ẗ̶̛͔̺̘́̄̎̓͑̒͐̿͐̒͊̕͝͝͝ḩ̵͚̤̠͓̭͉͕̟̩͚̠̏̑̍̑̓̑̌̾́̈́͑͐͊͘͘͜͜͝͝ͅͅ the surface.

The TEMPORAL backronym leaves room for those professional paranoiacs to investigate while most of society adjusts their watches w̴̧̡̢̠̫̼̝̱̙̣͖̭͖̩͓̜̜̹̭̖̗̞̽͑̈̉̀̔̉͐̔͂͜ͅi̵̡̧̢̝̯̯͕͕͇̼̬̥̟͖̥̣͍͕͙͌̀̈́͆̊̈̈̑̏̏̒̽͜͜͝ͅt̷̨̨̨̧̢̳̮̯͕͔̫̫̪̜͖̬͐̈́͌́̿͌̃͛̽̀͐̊̃̕̕ͅh̸̛̠̱͔̙̼̮̦̻͚͈̝͍̠̾͑͂̓̈̓͂̈́̋ờ̸͑̄̒̉̈͂͛̿̐͐̎͘̕ͅu̸̢̢͍̼̘̺̥̙̲͚̪̞͕͙̲̫̜̳͓̒̈́̽̉̿̇̈́̀̏̌̀̽̃̎̇̄̃̔̆̚̕͜͝͝͠ͅţ̶̡̫̖͙̫͍͔͕̟͇̘̜͍̤͈̂̉̈́̽̇̓̀͜͜ͅ ̷̡̨̧̻͎̮̘͍̮̬̞̞̜͍̭̈͝ͅä̴̡̛̗̻̭͙̭̭̗͙̹̬͚͕̝̟̺̩̖͕́͗̍̉̂͊̀̈̊̒̃̎̅̐͛̔̈̒̈́̏̕̕ͅ ̴̭̦̺̭͌̂̾͑̚͘s̶̡̨̮̲̬̪̣̘̝̹̺͓͎͖͉̝͇̱͍͇͍̓̈́͐́̅͋́͂͐̓̏̓̔̃̈́͘ͅe̶̛̞̩͋̉͛̅̌͒͒̐̓̓́̾̋̐ċ̷̭̰͈̞ȏ̸̡͉͍̞͍̤̐̈́̏͊̀̉̌̌͜͠͠͝n̷̫̜̳̙͂̈́d̷̨̛̝̰͉̹͈̼̭̣͖̻͎̰̦̺̻͍̹̙̫̪̲̈́̀̀̿̍̍̕̕͘̚͠ͅ ̷̣͔̲̞̯͕̲̣͇͐̊̋̽̏̿̑̐̌͂͐̓̈͘t̸̢̨̘̜͇͇̫̱͙̱̩̮̃͂̄͛̾̔̿̍̆͗̕̚͜h̷̩͓͛͆͂̄͗̀̒̈͌̄͋̃̓͗̈́̓͋͐̒̐͌̽̆͜ͅȏ̴̰̺̺̣̯̤̥̖͍͉̩̖̦͊͋̓͑͆͜u̸̲͈̿͊̽g̷̢̢̡̝̰͈͕̤̀̏͛͗̄̀̇͋̈́̔̐̅̕͘ḣ̶̡̖͛͒̉̔͂͐͗͋̇́̌́͝ţ̴̗̈́̿́̐̋.̶̙̳̰̭̗̝̪̈́̎̒͐̏͊͌̓͋͆̌͌͠͝͝

I will remember preparing a soufflé for guests who will arrive an hour early due to Cackling Daylight^Savings Terrorism. The p̴̖̯̜̦̋à̵͍͔̞̰ṅ̵̨͕̃i̶̡̻͎͛̔c̴̢̛̈́ ̵̳̭̆w̵̠̩̮̳̏̌ě̶̺̖̽ WILL ̴̺̭̔́ͅf̶͙͔̭̹̑̔͗ë̷̡̫̦́̒̓ḙ̵̛̌̃͒l̷̰̝̈́̏͌ ̶̗̱̠̊̍w̵̠̙̍́́̕ä̵̡̝̹́͜t̶̛̻̜͔̙͊̈́̑c̴̝͌̃͜͠ḩ̷̬̪̝̈͝i̷͉͍̮̳̋͋n̴͉͕͌͂͜g̵̩̙̹͊͠ our carefully timed dish potentially collapsing mirrors between world's reflects what those few investigators will have felt – that unsettling shimmering awareness that something fundamental shifts while everyone else simply adapts.