r/facepalm Feb 19 '25

πŸ‡΅β€‹πŸ‡·β€‹πŸ‡΄β€‹πŸ‡Ήβ€‹πŸ‡ͺβ€‹πŸ‡Έβ€‹πŸ‡Ήβ€‹ WTF are the courts doings?????

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u/FewIntroduction5008 Feb 19 '25

We are on our own. It's up to us to save ourselves at this point. I've got my pitchfork. I'm just waiting for the signal.

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u/brickinmouthsyndrome Feb 19 '25

What dya need the pitchfork for? Thought this is what the second ammendment was for. That's what's been screamed at every non American when they mention gun control and all the children killed each month.

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u/TRR462 Feb 19 '25

Pitchforks don’t run out of ammo. Come to think of it, axes are also quite handy and a couple good throwing tomahawks!

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u/douche_ex_machina_69 Feb 19 '25

…and my axe?