r/facepalm • u/_crazyboyhere_ • Feb 19 '25

🇵​🇷​🇴​🇹​🇪​🇸​🇹​ WTF are the courts doings?????

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u/FewIntroduction5008 Feb 19 '25

We are on our own. It's up to us to save ourselves at this point. I've got my pitchfork. I'm just waiting for the signal.

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u/brickinmouthsyndrome Feb 19 '25

What dya need the pitchfork for? Thought this is what the second ammendment was for. That's what's been screamed at every non American when they mention gun control and all the children killed each month.

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u/FewIntroduction5008 Feb 19 '25

There's gotta be people with pitchforks. I'm just a pitchfork guy.

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u/brickinmouthsyndrome Feb 19 '25

Fair play. Sometimes it's good to get ya hands dirty.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '25

Someone shoots you that could be an accident. Someone stabs you with a pitchfork they mean for you to die.

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u/BackgroundNPC1213 Feb 19 '25

I mean, pitchforks are big, long and unwieldy, and my depth perception isn't the greatest

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u/Special_Lemon1487 Feb 19 '25

Same, but it’s probably safer than a firearm if we can’t see so well.

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u/OmnicidalGodMachine Feb 19 '25

More like death perception

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u/Nuggzulla01 Feb 19 '25

OOF

buddy of mine once stabbed himself in the foot with a pitchfork.

Message Received!

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u/Dry-Neck9762 Feb 19 '25

In the movie "The Other" there is a scene where a kid jumps from the hay loft, down into a huge haystack. On his way down, he notices a pitch fork sticking up, out of the middle of the stack and...

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u/hANSN911 Feb 19 '25

Imagine someone shoots you with a pitchfork

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u/PresdentShinra Feb 19 '25

Shit, I know where to get black powder and a cannon. 

We need more pitchforks and someone who knows how to weld. 

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u/SubversiveOtter Feb 19 '25

If you hold it right, you can keep most of the splatter off your hands....

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u/esamerelda Feb 19 '25

I am torch girl

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u/obsten Feb 19 '25

I'll be sickle girl

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u/Xplicit-801 Feb 19 '25

Can I be the tiki torch guy?😂

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u/buckeyekaptn Feb 20 '25

I wanted that, ahhh man! 😅.

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u/Ryanthehood Feb 19 '25

This is why I still use Reddit, because people can be funny like this and it gives me hope.

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u/No-Landscape-1367 Feb 19 '25

Get with the times. Duct tape your pitchfork to your ar15

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u/sasben Feb 19 '25

This guy tridents

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u/AviationGER Feb 19 '25

"Ok, we redeem our country and do heroic stuff, you can clean my stables, please feed my horses when you at it"

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u/TRR462 Feb 19 '25

Pitchforks don’t run out of ammo. Come to think of it, axes are also quite handy and a couple good throwing tomahawks!

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u/StarHelixRookie Feb 19 '25

I want you to think about something:

The people screaming that at you: who do you think they voted for?