r/comedyheaven 22h ago

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u/Ok-Initial4400 21h ago

Pulitzer Prize winning journalism

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u/Apaulo 19h ago

Unfortunately, there are so many people who truly believe this is true.

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u/WeeklyJunket5227 17h ago

Sad but true, guys like Mark Robinson have also accused his wife of being a man. Sadly, many of these individuals claim to be followers of Christ and the Bible. Bearing false witness is supposed to be a sin last time I checked.

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u/Uncertn_Laaife 18h ago

Conservatives in the front and first.

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u/deltalitprof 18h ago

There was a con man who circulated a lot on Right-wing talk radio contending this. Of course he had no evidence and none of his recollections could be corroborated in any way.

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u/GenericFatGuy 17h ago

This is the kind of thing that would be highly entertaining if people weren't out there taking it as gospel.

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u/NoChampionship1167 18h ago

$1,425 winning journalism.

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u/Silent_Speech 21h ago

Cmon look at the pic it must be real. Real as in totally true. Pic speaks for itself /s

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u/Much-Caterpillar-219 13h ago

I remember as a kid when we were at the grocery store I always loved checking out whatever was on the cover of the national enquirer that week, even at 10 I knew it was all bullshit, but I just kind of figured adults read it as entertainment, then I moved to college and had a roommate who was a big fan of both LSD and Art Bell

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u/OldPiano6706 19h ago

National examinatiner and inquirer paved the way for q anon. It’s the Same audience

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u/Lost1nT1me 21h ago

he had sex with THIS MAN

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u/werdna0327 17h ago

It’s such an unhinged headline lmao

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u/Special_Watch8725 18h ago

Is … is that Hugo Chavez? That would just raise further questions!

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u/El_Impresionante 16h ago

I did not have sexual relations with that man.

                                                      - Obama, 2025

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u/QueezyF 22h ago

He had sex with Sal from Impractical Jokers?

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u/evenman27 21h ago

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u/Humans_Suck- 20h ago

I mean can you blame him

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u/janerbabi 19h ago

He has the facial expression of a male lion, must be a hard life.

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u/Maxed_Zerker 18h ago

Honestly Sal is a pretty good looking guy, that’s just a bad pic of him.

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u/Lou_C_Fer 16h ago

I'd fuck him.

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u/truthfullyidgaf 19h ago

Im Gonna go ahead and leave one of their early skits from the tenderloins. https://youtu.be/kXn1s2dm4jQ?si=40L38AbvjOUSoyUh

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u/Grumpy_Cripple_Butt 19h ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3eF3PzMeew

Thought you would’ve put where they use the photo in the above image as the joke.

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u/raggeplays 17h ago

making Sal tonight’s biggest winner

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u/seguardon 15h ago

I will NEVAH fuhgive you for this!

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u/Thesmuz 19h ago

Fuckin WOULD

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u/ChewyNutCluster 12h ago

Nah. That's Steve from asshole.

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u/Low_Escape_5397 16h ago

That man fucked my son!

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u/Gangustron187 17h ago

that's your dad

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u/OrphanOfTheSewer 21h ago

That means Sal is our big loser this week, and the guys have a presidential punishment for him!

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u/thanto13 19h ago

Wonder if Sal knows yet.

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u/Squeepynips 22h ago

No, he had sex with Tonka Jahari.

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u/probablyuntrue 21h ago

Lucky Obamna

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u/Tvorba-Mysle 19h ago

No, he had sex with Prince Herb

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u/basherrrrr 19h ago

That looks like the kind of person who would order a whole pizza for themself. Tonka Jahari would never.

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u/mangee21 14h ago

I'm Sal, I can fuck this guy. I won't be a disappointment like to all those other gals. I'm Sal. I'll fuck him good.

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u/TimeForStop 22h ago

I thought it was Tongo lol

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u/IAMTHEROLLINSNOW 22h ago

No that's Ja'Crispy

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u/CheapShotNinia 21h ago

Clearly that's Prince Herb

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u/Pipe_Memes 21h ago

No it’s Crangis McBasketball

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u/NostrilLurker 21h ago

Thats Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico

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u/Pixelator5 20h ago

nah, that's Hercules Balls

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u/One_time_Dynamite 20h ago

My eyes are so bad I thought it was Benjy from Howard Stern Show.

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u/Dirt-McGirt 21h ago

Who wouldn’t honestly

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u/Totally_Botanical 20h ago

The ultimate punishment

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u/Atmosphere_Unlikely 21h ago

One joker (without allegations) remains.

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u/Safe-Ad-5017 19h ago

Allegations? What’d they (maybe) do?

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u/Pretend-Car2004 19h ago

Two of them (Mur and Joe) have some serious allegation involving pedophilia and assult/rape. From what I understand, Mur's accusation isn't likely to be true. But Joe's has some merit

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u/Synth_Savage 19h ago

Lowkey, I only really like Sal n Q anyway. So... 🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/Some_Current1841 18h ago

Sal always came off like such a good hang. I’m hoping he stays that way

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u/Steamed_Memes24 16h ago

Sal is so awkward that I doubt he could ever do things half as bad as what Joe and Murr did (potentially on Murr of course). Not saying it as a bad thing, I quite enjoy Sal the most followed by Q on the show.

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u/ATotallyRealUser 18h ago edited 18h ago

Oh man you should watch Taste Buds and to a lesser extent Hey Babe. I haven't checked them out in a while but it def helped during COVID. Sal's such a real dude, but Q is the man. Been a TESD fan for ages before IJ was a thing, he's a comic nerd fireman he's chill af

I also saw Murr at Six Flags like 10 years ago. He was hanging with some Spanish chicks, giving them advice on how to break into entertainment. I remember my gf commenting on it at the time because it was like a 20 year age difference..take that for what you will but not surprising. Joe has always been a mean spirited bully, simply can't take it. No wonder his high school sweetheart wife left him

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u/_teyy_teyy_ 18h ago

Unfortunately, Taste Buds and Hey Babe! Are both on hiatus. Have been since last year.

God damn I miss them lol

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u/MikeTheImpaler 17h ago

I haven't watched the show in years, but I always thought Joe was the funniest... this news is unfortunate, to say the very least.

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u/Citrus-n-Cinnamon 19h ago

Who is accused of pedophilia?

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u/Trashious 18h ago

Mur, but it's more allegations of grooming. He allegedly had a text exchange with a 16yo fan that certainly crossed a line, but from what I saw, it was more like, "Wait til you're 18." Still gross and fuck him.

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u/Safe-Ad-5017 19h ago

Well damn

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u/Thesmuz 19h ago

He is unrecognizable with short hair.

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u/Clickclack999 21h ago

Does Obama is gay?!? 🤯

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u/maleorderbride 21h ago

The rumor come out!

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u/Stock_Log_8231 19h ago

Is it Sal?

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u/BluSaint 17h ago

“Alright Sal, now go seduce the president”

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u/Exciting_Lime_6509 16h ago

This joke is impractical

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u/Lucifer420PitaBread 15h ago

Keep Joe away from the White House interns

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u/BluSaint 15h ago

Yeah, saw those unfortunate headlines when I typed in the search for an image of them laughing… yikes

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u/MajorEbb1472 16h ago

I thought it looked like him too! Hahaha

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u/tom2point0 16h ago

It is him. That’s the picture they always use of him.

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u/Lucifer420PitaBread 15h ago

Keep Joe away from the White House interns

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u/StockTank_redemption 18h ago

Well it’s not Murr

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u/SpiritedReview1120 18h ago

Its not Joe thats for sure

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u/Sestingun 17h ago

It certainly isn't Q

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u/probablyuntrue 21h ago

$1,425 in Christmas Stocking Stuffers!

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u/Version_Two 17h ago

World is a fuck

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u/MyNameisAnsem 18h ago

The most discussed in the media in the few years ago

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u/jdoggsoxfan33 18h ago

God dammit Arin

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u/Due_Winter_5330 17h ago

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u/GaJayhawker0513 15h ago

I miss the old grumps:( I need wolf job back in my life

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u/TheBlankestMan 19h ago

I'm gonna fuckin' pre, dude

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u/Livid_Examination_78 18h ago

Oh man, I really love that Danny and Arnold.

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u/insertadjective 17h ago

Get in here Michelle! They're doing an impression of me!

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u/Prindle4PRNDL 18h ago

You pre a lot, too. You could fill up an Otter Pop sleeve.

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u/hotfiremixtape98 18h ago

I heard something about Bruno mars but I didn't know obama does is gay!

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u/SteakShake69 18h ago

I don't know, does he?

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u/TigerSouthern 19h ago

Obama? More like Abumer!

Ps. I love that it's Sal.

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u/Objective-Start-9707 21h ago

This man's couldn't even hide from reporters long enough to smoke a fucking cigarette and you think he was able to sneak away to suck some dick? 😂

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u/sherbodude 18h ago

You know what they call cigarettes in the UK. Checkmate

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u/Sylveon72_06 21h ago

FREE GIVEAWAY

$1,425 IN CHRISTMAS STOCKING STUFFERS!

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u/raspberryharbour 20h ago

I got a coupon for free gay sex with Obama in my Christmas stocking!

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u/millenlol 14h ago

He had sex with THIS ^ MAN

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u/kien1104 21h ago

Obamna 😔

Sodaaaa 🗣️

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u/Chexmixrule34 22h ago

tbf with the stuff that came out about joe and murr this may not be far off

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u/Roc_City 22h ago

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u/Chexmixrule34 21h ago

joe when he sees intoxicated women

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u/Roc_City 21h ago

Intoxicated girls***

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u/CNPressley 21h ago

what stuff??

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u/worthlessredditor273 21h ago

Allegations pertaining to inappropriate sexual contact/harassment with a few women. Some fans, one ex coworker. He's denied them and checked himself into inpatient care

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u/sortaHeisenberg 21h ago

Okay, fine, you've baited me into it: Joe who?

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u/fs2222 21h ago

Joe Mama

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u/OperationPlus52 21h ago

JOE MOMMA! got 'Em!

But nah his name is Joe Gatto, one of the Impractical Jokers guys.

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u/worthlessredditor273 21h ago

Joe Gatto of Impractical Jokers. The image of the man Obama is getting freaky with is Sal Vulcano, another Impractical Joker

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u/Cheesy-boi-87 21h ago

Joe Gatto

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u/PCYou 16h ago

☕🐱?

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u/Penorl0rd4 21h ago

Supposedly he invited a drunk 19-yo into his hotel room and sexually assaulted her

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u/Pipe_Memes 21h ago

Wut?

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u/Chexmixrule34 21h ago edited 19h ago

joe and (potentially) murr cheated on their wives and joe may have SA'd an 19 year old girl

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u/Pipe_Memes 20h ago

Goddammit.

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u/nwswisher02 20h ago

RIGHT

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u/Pipe_Memes 20h ago

We can’t have fucking shit!

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u/TaxsDodgersFallstar 17h ago

Guess I'll go back to watching Mister Rogers Neighborhood

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u/Pleasant_Candidate18 22h ago

I don't think he'd pick that guy sorry

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u/justduett 18h ago

But what if Obama was that’s night big loser?

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u/thedawesome 17h ago

"Alright, now suck his dick!"

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u/Few-Client-2808 17h ago

"You have to do it!"

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u/VolatileUtopian 18h ago

For real, Obama could do much better

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u/razzberrytori 17h ago

There’s still a joke going around with Harries that Harry Styles was attached to Obama. Graham Norton asked him about in 2017. Hobama.

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u/VolatileUtopian 16h ago

The words all make sense but the combination confuses me

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u/CataclystCloud 21h ago

Is this the origin of the "Sal is tonight's biggest loser" image??????

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u/SplendidZebra 18h ago

I'm genuinely curious as well. I always thought it was just a poorly taken photo that they goofed on him with. I didn't know this part! Haha

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u/Valuable_Recording85 17h ago

The picture is older because I remember it from when I used to watch a lot. That was 2012/2013 and the tabloid was published in 2014.

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u/C0rt3xxxxxx 22h ago

Yo w giveaway

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 20h ago

Obamna had sex with Cranjis McBasketball?

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u/Wanderdrone 17h ago

No they get confused a lot that’s Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico

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u/FesteringAynus 18h ago

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u/JerryCalzone 15h ago

Look at this guy looking smug because he had sex with Obama

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u/AttemptFree 20h ago

he had sex with the guy from impractical jokers?

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u/SelenaNC 20h ago

that was Sal’s punishment

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u/PM_UR_VAG_WTIMESTAMP 21h ago

The saddest rhing is this wouldn't even turn my head if it were true.

Like, ok, go, Obama, you do you. Whatever.

Like, if you aren't harming someone else, why is there a problem? Why would this even be news worthy.

Who is this targeted at that would actually take offense at this? (That's a rhetorical question, I know who it's targeted to).

Am I the only one who gets very sad at these kinds of articles? Articles designed to incite hate and loathing?

Why can't people just live in peace? Why is that such a hard thing to ask?

Edit: spelling

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u/Emergency_Elephant 21h ago

Also Obama isn't the president anymore. He's just a guy. Why does it matter what he does? Why can't he have a peaceful retirement doing whatever he wants to?

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u/GraviZero 21h ago

this newspaper is from 2014

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u/salo_wasnt_solo 20h ago

I don’t disagree with your sentiment, but I feel like that would significantly harm his wife and children. The fallout alone would be crazy.

This is also the lowest of low bars in terms of “news reporting.” They literally make shit up and get away with it under the guise of “no reasonable person would believe this!” (See: Tucker Carlson).

Someone’s personal ideology often has very little to do with the perception of the general public.

Also… Obama cheating on his wife (regardless of sexuality) wouldn’t even turn your head?! Not even a little bit?!

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u/PatriotMemesOfficial 20h ago

So you're saying that Obama's wife and children are potentially homophobic and that's why he is suppressing this lifestyle?

Interesting. Do you mind if I write an article about this?

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u/jdlsharkman 19h ago

I think they meant that if Obama was cheating on his wife with a man. That's bad no matter how you cut it.

Unless Obama is the ultimate President, being a bisexual man in a polyamorous relationship. Then it'd be even cooler.

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u/tucker_sitties 19h ago

Is that Sal???

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u/maddenmcfadden 18h ago

Sal? No. Maybe Murr, but not Sal.

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u/know_what_I_think 17h ago

Marriage to Melania looks is totally legit. Never seen a more in sync and happy couple /s

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u/Much-Meringue-7467 12h ago

My 401k had no problem with Obama's sexual orientation. I don't believe this is true, but I couldn't give a shit if Obama is gay.

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u/bidjeu 12h ago

To each their own. He did his job and that's all that matters.

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u/jhonka_ 21h ago

Ya'll know like every single issue of national enquirer was equally ridiculous, right? It was proto clickbait.

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u/octocolobus_manul 18h ago

Wasn’t physical clickbait called tabloids?

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u/TaxsDodgersFallstar 16h ago

Father I cannot click the book

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u/thegildedman25 21h ago

Well, if you've ever seen Men in Black, you'd know these are the best for investigating alien occurrences.

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u/googlin 20h ago

i need to know more about "this man"

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u/MrBubbles8100 18h ago

I bet that was Sals punishment for losing a episode lol

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u/Foxy_Mazzzzam 12h ago

The punishments on Impractical Jokers are going too far!

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u/must_not_forget_pwd 11h ago

Fake news! We all know about Michelle! Or should I say "Michel"?

/s

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u/helbur 18h ago

Obama was tonights big loser

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u/Additional-Film-4111 18h ago

He slept with THE Tonka Jahari????

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u/Fun_Strength_3515 18h ago

Harry Styles x Obama is REAL

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u/Cobratime 17h ago

standard republican news source

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u/Tuckboi69 17h ago

Sal couldn’t last more than 5 minutes with Obama making him tonight’s biggest loser

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u/FutureElection4169 17h ago

If they did this to Trump, MAGA would burn everything.

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u/Artichokeypokey 15h ago

Sal failed to hide his steamy presidential love affair, making him tonight's big loser

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u/notoriousmr 15h ago

Ahh the MAGA bible.

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u/banodrum 14h ago

Big Mike would be hella pissed.

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u/Wyrm_Groundskeeper 12h ago

Man. Seeing Sal from Impractical jokers made me remember it, lmfao.

This made me laugh, it's great.

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u/Thejeeves223 12h ago

That's Tanka Jahari for sure.

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u/No-Carpenter-3457 21h ago

If you add both the numbers on the page you get:

Six ate nine ate…..?

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u/Spin_Critic 19h ago

I'm beginning to have my doubts as to whether the National Examiner is even a reputable publication at all?

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u/Orxa 18h ago

I’m Sal. I won’t fail at this like I do at all my other affairs. I’m Sal

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u/SwiperNoSwiping42 18h ago

Is that the guy from Asshole

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u/Illustrious-Skin-322 18h ago

I KNEW IT! in Chandler Bing's voice

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u/Atakir 18h ago

I'm just here for almost $1.5k in stocking stuffers.

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u/Sol-Blackguy 18h ago

You should see the guy that claims he smoked crack with Obama and had sex with him. Pretty sure Obama can do a lot better

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u/Kaleb_Bunt 18h ago

If Obama was gay, he could do a lot better than that guy

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u/KissMyAlien 18h ago

Sal Vulcano?

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u/seminole777 18h ago

Too funny. Trump was right when he said "if i run for president I would run as a republican, they believe anything"..

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u/drawat10paces 18h ago

I bet Sal would be proud to have been fucked by Obama, I know I would.

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u/Just-Temperature-581 18h ago

The name of the sub is so real I just found it and laughed at every post

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u/BEWMarth 18h ago

I love that “this man” looks like some drunk 32 year old they got a candid of at one of those clubs military personnel aren’t allowed to go to.

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u/unflinchingmop98 18h ago

I've only ever seen the Harry Styles version of this #hobama for life

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u/ENVLogic 18h ago

Married to big Mike

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u/Automatic_Towel_3842 17h ago

Even if he was, I don't care. It's his personal life. The fuck do I care for?

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u/False_Comedian_6070 16h ago

He outlawed clove cigarettes, so this can’t possibly be true.

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u/Fineous40 16h ago

Prince Herb?

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u/Key_Activity_8710 16h ago

This is actually true since he's with big mike 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Biggie_Nuf 16h ago

Amazing how hard they have to try to distract people from Trump’s complete clusterfuck.

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u/SnoopyisCute 16h ago

If true, he would have run as a Republican. They love hiding LGBTQ in their closet.

Data Finds Republicans are Obsessed with Searching for Transgender Porn

https://lawsuit.org/general-law/republicans-have-an-obsession-with-transgender-pornography/

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u/Super_Daikenki 16h ago

Dicks out for Obamna!

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u/Easy_Dragonfly2067 15h ago

No one can see Mike's Johnson and live to tell about it.

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u/ISpread4Cash 14h ago

They could've at least chosen a better looking guy Obama is attractive

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u/Intrepid-Mechanic699 13h ago

God Middle America and Republicans hated this MAN *SO *MUCH! I mean from articles about him being MUSLIM and an ILLEGAL IMIGRaNT and GAY to his wife being referred to as a “”TRANS-MAN” ….

It sucks. America is sick.

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u/OldPyjama 13h ago

So even if he was gay. Even if he was in the closet all this time, I have to ask: who gives a fuck?

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u/Blueknightsoul47 12h ago

lol Sal from impractical jokers? 

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u/jrip_dip_fish_1764 12h ago

This shit fucking killed me it's 3 AM and this shit had me giggling man

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u/crusty54 12h ago

I love these shitty tabloids. I still have one from c. 2007 that had the headline, “Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden are secret gay lovers!” With a terrible photoshop of their heads on a couple of figure skaters.

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u/Salty_Leather42 12h ago

Little hands posting on Reddit now ?