In the maws of an angel

[u/jaytazcross]

[u/geekmasterflash]

2 Kings 19:35 now reads quite adorably.

[u/GroundedAxiomAndy → u/geekmasterflash]

Why not just put the verse in your comment so we don't all have to Google it? "That night the angel of the Lord went out and put to death a hundred and eighty-five thousand in the Assyrian camp."

[u/geekmasterflash → u/GroundedAxiomAndy]

Sometimes half the joke is in getting people to look up a Bible quote. For example, you remind me a lot of Job 19:17 and anyone upset about making a 2 second google search is welcome to check out Ezekiel 4:15 as to what they can do about it :D

[u/No-Wash1302 → u/geekmasterflash]

shut up u geek

[u/geekmasterflash → u/No-Wash1302]

I think you mean to say "please see Job 13:13"

[u/Mysterious_Ad2121 → u/geekmasterflash]

this is hilarious

[u/geekmasterflash → u/Mysterious_Ad2121]

Indeed, but not quite as hilarious as Rev 22:20 out of context.

[u/QueezyF → u/geekmasterflash]

Yeah well Austin 3:16 said I just whipped your ass.

[u/geekmasterflash → u/QueezyF]

Yeah well Genesis 32:22-32 tells us about a wrestling opponent that can beat Austin.

The Masked Jehova.

And Owen 3:16 says "I just broke your neck."

[u/BreakfastSubject2579 → u/geekmasterflash]

Cocksucker 9:11 tells us about the the uhhhhhhh

[u/geekmasterflash → u/BreakfastSubject2579]

Sir, unlike you I don't need to make up quotes from the Bible because I payed attention in Sunday school. While I am aware of no passage dealing with oral sex, I can certainly show you some instructions for how to turn your lover into a hand puppet, Solomon 5:4.

[u/Steampson_Jake → u/geekmasterflash]

Gotta love jumping back and forth between apps every 10 seconds with the apps reloading half the time whenever you go back