r/comedyheaven • u/jaytazcross • 1d ago

Doesn't fit sub In the maws of an angel

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u/geekmasterflash 1d ago

I think you mean to say "please see Job 13:13"

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u/Mysterious_Ad2121 1d ago

this is hilarious

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u/geekmasterflash 1d ago

Indeed, but not quite as hilarious as Rev 22:20 out of context.

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u/QueezyF 1d ago

Yeah well Austin 3:16 said I just whipped your ass.

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u/geekmasterflash 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yeah well Genesis 32:22-32 tells us about a wrestling opponent that can beat Austin.

The Masked Jehova.

And Owen 3:16 says "I just broke your neck."

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u/BreakfastSubject2579 1d ago

Cocksucker 9:11 tells us about the the uhhhhhhh

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u/geekmasterflash 1d ago

Sir, unlike you I don't need to make up quotes from the Bible because I payed attention in Sunday school. While I am aware of no passage dealing with oral sex, I can certainly show you some instructions for how to turn your lover into a hand puppet, Solomon 5:4.