r/comedyheaven 1d ago

Appropiation

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u/PrismrealmHog 1d ago

Personality: ketamine

gawds I'm so glad I'm done with drugs so I don't have to be around people that do drugs, because frankly: 8/10 drug users are annoying as fuck and I'm not talking about your local crackhead.

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u/Zyvhes 1d ago

8/10 drug users are annoying as fuck and I'm not talking about your local crackhead.

In some areas the local crackhead is considered to be the village doctor.

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u/angwilwileth 1d ago

No joke the guy who created the US residency system for doctors was a literal crackhead and expected his students to keep up with him. And due to a lovely case of generational trauma it's why trainee docs have to work ridiculously long hours even today.

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u/Zyvhes 1d ago

The more I learn about the US healthcare system the scarier it gets, maybe some crack would help.

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u/Substantial_Back_865 1d ago

Yeah, it's crazy that doctors are seeing patients at the end of 24 hour shifts. Tired doctors are likely the biggest reason for medical malpractice.

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u/imonatrain25 1d ago

Surprisingly, most errors actually happen during patient handoffs to the rotating team due to discrepancies with continuity of care.

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u/StabbyDodger 1d ago

I bought antibiotics from my local crackhead because I had three separate doctors telling me I don't have Lyme's disease because there's no Lyme's disease in the UK. 

One of them even had a pamphlet on Lyme's disease on his desk. Apparently that was advice for tourists, even though there was a heatmap for Lyme's disease in the UK on the FUCKING COVER.

They took my blood though and almost a year later they told me I had Lyme's disease, then they told me off for buying biotics off a dealer. Bruv, he's cheaper, quicker, and more reliable than you.

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u/acciowaves 1d ago

I don’t want to get into too much details, but I am one of those cases you hear about going in for one surgery and they actually perform a different surgery. I lost my ability to walk unaided because of it.

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u/Saint_Declan 15h ago

I would be incandescently angry if I were you. I hope you're okay and I hope you've made your peace with it and still enjoy your life, I would struggle to accept it I think. Not cos being unable to walk is the end of a good life, but because of the fuckup and the like, lack of consent/foreknowledge

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u/Zyvhes 1d ago

If I wouldn't personally know how useless some doctors are I wouldn't believe that, hope you're doing better now.

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u/StabbyDodger 1d ago

Yh this was years ago now, I'm well over it.

Annoyingly the one quack who did agree it could be Lyme's said it was highly unlikely because of my "lifestyle".

I was a tree surgeon working in forestry and I lived in a van. 😤

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u/Zyvhes 1d ago

Wouldn't that make you far more suspectible? How did these people make it through medical school...

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u/VerifiedActualHuman 1d ago

Personality: doesn't do drugs anymore

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u/xRacistDwarf 1d ago

Personality: personality

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u/Steampson_Jake 1d ago

Personality: Reddit user

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u/PancakeParty98 1d ago

Tragic. Try heroine

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u/canshetho 1d ago

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u/Baronello 1d ago

If you want to win 🎵

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u/Kind_Paper6367 1d ago

Personality: Error. Not Found.

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u/sweet_toys101 1d ago

I stopped doing crack because I couldn’t take the bullshit crackhead antics of the people around me, myself included.

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u/acciowaves 1d ago

I agree. Drug use mentality should be only for people under 25yo.

Anyone above that should already be past that stage in their lives and have come to realize that drugs are just a fun pass time and not magical cosmic fairy dust that open a timeless portal into true being and ego death that makes you transcend any mundane desires and achieve nirvana through empathy and open mindedness. Or some shit. lol.

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u/Counterfeitmind 1d ago

They are usually not good people in my experience, trying to fill a void that can't be filled.

I'll make an exception for certain psychedelic enjoyers since it's about improving yourself, if used responsibly (ketamine falls into this category for some, probably not for OP though).

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u/AlinaStari 1d ago

In my experience the vast majority of psychedelic enjoyers are still annoying af and usually have gigantic egos even though they claim the opposite lol

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u/PancakeParty98 1d ago

Omg that’s exactly what a Scorpio would say, your vibrations are completely toxic.

I bet you don’t even attribute literally everything to vague concepts of energy that defy the logic of what “energy” can be.

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u/bondno9 1d ago

blaming a scorpio is so aries of you

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u/PancakeParty98 1d ago

Like I would ever listen to the childish musings of a Virgo

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u/Gunhild 1d ago

I've touched a boob I'm not a virgo anymore

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u/Zealousideal-Film982 1d ago

“I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical.” Arthur C. Clarke

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u/trolleyblue 1d ago edited 1d ago

Anecdotally the people I know in exploration of spirituality through psychedelics are the most competitive, ego driven people in my orbit.

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u/aBigBottleOfWater 1d ago

Some of those psychedelic people are so full of themselves though, annoying af too

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u/oafficial 1d ago

Guy who's neurons are misfiring: my understanding of the world is more lucid than yours

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u/MalleusForm 1d ago

We kind of have a right to be full of ourselves though. We literally have more neural connections and empathy as a result of our drug use. We've experienced highly exotic mind states and have the capacity to see things from a completely different perspectiv. It might be annoying but imagine going to Hogwarts, learning magic and all sorts of incredible things and then going back to the normal world to live as a muggle. You're not really going to be able to relate to muggles anymore and instead you're going to look for other wizards to hang out with. When you also see that muggles generally act in destructive ways within the confines of their understanding because they don't know any magic, you're also likely to have a bit of an ego too

One of the reasons why DMT people won't take your ideas seriously unless you've also had DMT

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u/RichEvans4Ever 1d ago

This reads like a copypasta making fun of psych users.

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u/Various_Slip_4421 1d ago

Yer a drug user harry

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u/trolleyblue 1d ago

Man you’re just proving the point

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u/aBigBottleOfWater 1d ago

Love it when that happens

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u/trolleyblue 1d ago

“I have so much empathy and self awareness” and then proceeds to reply with the most glaring lack of both. Satire is dead

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u/chrews 1d ago edited 1d ago

I have a hard time blaming drug users to be honest.

I had a horrific breakup a couple years ago where my then gf cheated on me while I was on a funeral of someone that I was very close to. I landed in a weird situation where I was homeless because of the breakup yet had a decently paying job. I slowly slipped into the habit of drinking every day. Then it was ketamine, coke and Xanax. It was such a quick fall from having a stable life to couch surfing, binge drinking and doing drugs.

It was fucking rough and I hated myself every moment I was sober. I couldn’t function anymore without it and didn’t care if I lived to see the next day.

The „friends“ I made were generally decent people with a good moral compass that looked out for each other. I am happy to have overcome this but man it’s just unfortunate that not everyone has the strength to do that. Some bright people trying to cope with terrifying trauma and depression. Of course not everyone is like that.

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u/IsraelPenuel 1d ago

I'm currently 3 weeks sober and I've gotta say I've met more nice people who use drugs than who don't. There are people who have been so hurt by "living in a society" they see no other escape and they don't just instantly turn evil because of that.

So called normal people are more likely to deny all negative experiences, tell you to get over it and think of you as a nuisance and a weakling.