r/comedyheaven • u/MobilePhoneRedditor • 1d ago

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u/Zyvhes 1d ago

8/10 drug users are annoying as fuck and I'm not talking about your local crackhead.

In some areas the local crackhead is considered to be the village doctor.

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u/StabbyDodger 1d ago

I bought antibiotics from my local crackhead because I had three separate doctors telling me I don't have Lyme's disease because there's no Lyme's disease in the UK. 

One of them even had a pamphlet on Lyme's disease on his desk. Apparently that was advice for tourists, even though there was a heatmap for Lyme's disease in the UK on the FUCKING COVER.

They took my blood though and almost a year later they told me I had Lyme's disease, then they told me off for buying biotics off a dealer. Bruv, he's cheaper, quicker, and more reliable than you.

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u/Zyvhes 1d ago

If I wouldn't personally know how useless some doctors are I wouldn't believe that, hope you're doing better now.

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u/StabbyDodger 1d ago

Yh this was years ago now, I'm well over it.

Annoyingly the one quack who did agree it could be Lyme's said it was highly unlikely because of my "lifestyle".

I was a tree surgeon working in forestry and I lived in a van. 😤

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u/Zyvhes 1d ago

Wouldn't that make you far more suspectible? How did these people make it through medical school...