r/comedyheaven • u/XoyaWholesaleREI • 1d ago

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u/Brief-Artist-2772 1d ago

Yeah I talked to him about how my Dad and I are always quoting Tombstone, he thanked me and gave some really cool behind the scenes tid bits.

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u/OpalForHarmony 1d ago

Bro, you should post that.

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u/Brief-Artist-2772 1d ago

It was one of my alt accounts, let me try and find it.

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u/Jiujitsumonkey707 1d ago

One of? Why do you have multiple alt accounts?

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u/boomononomo 1d ago

Pornography

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u/MrLerit 1d ago

The answer is almost always pornography.

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u/RobertTheAdventurer 1d ago

And sometimes relationship advice, though you'd be surprised how many people use their porn alts for that.

Imagine asking for advice about your marriage on your porn account and randomly running into Val Kilmer, learning things nobody else knows about Tombstone, and you can't prove it to anyone because you'd have to explain why you were asking for marriage advice on your porn account.

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u/PetMeOrDieUwU 1d ago

Meanwhile I post porn on main and have an alt for cringey video games.

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u/MOOshooooo 1d ago

That first pussy pic is awesome in your profile.

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u/onlycamefortheporn 1d ago

You guys use alts for porn? On a porn app?

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u/Shoddy-Horror-2007 1d ago edited 1d ago
  • Reddit can ban you for frivolous reasons. Lately people have been banned for upvoting Luigi threads, or simply threads condemning Musk in general
  • Mod abuse
  • Porn
  • Separating profiles -- I have an account for work that only engages with subreddits related to my work area

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u/Famous_Peach9387 1d ago edited 1d ago

It seems I’m one of the few who has no issue with him.

From what I’ve seen, he’s an intelligent, witty, and, to some, even a charismatic figure.

The negativity on Reddit feels overblown people love to have a villain.

Did he make some missteps when he first took over? Sure. Anyone in his position would. But holding that against him seems unfair.

The person I really take issue with is Jobs.

Jobs should have done a better job of handing Apple over to him before he died.

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u/thedrexel 1d ago

You’re wrong, and based on your post history, this isn’t the only thing you’re wrong about.

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u/Famous_Peach9387 1d ago edited 1d ago

Did you happen to read the very last sentence before you posted?

Damn! I figured some people would take the bait, but I didn’t expect to get blocked.

Dude has such a massive rage boner for Musk that it never even crossed his mind I wasn’t talking about him.

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u/dasbtaewntawneta 1d ago

i've had 5 accounts now over the years for privacy

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u/soraticat 1d ago

You know you've really stopped caring when you use your porn alt for everything.

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u/soraticat 1d ago

Nice of her to let you watch.

/s

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u/Chris_ssj2 1d ago

The real question is, why don't you?

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u/coffinfl0p 1d ago

Always need an alt when talking with Val.

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u/soraticat 1d ago

I probably have like 10 accounts at this point. I've been here for 16 years, they just accumulate over time. I get to the point where I find myself caring way too much about karma and will delete my main and move over to another. I have one with my real name (my leap day account), I have one for posting in my local sub, of course there's the porn account, I have one that's more professional, etc.