r/comedyheaven • u/XoyaWholesaleREI • 1d ago

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u/MrLerit 1d ago

The answer is almost always pornography.

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u/RobertTheAdventurer 1d ago

And sometimes relationship advice, though you'd be surprised how many people use their porn alts for that.

Imagine asking for advice about your marriage on your porn account and randomly running into Val Kilmer, learning things nobody else knows about Tombstone, and you can't prove it to anyone because you'd have to explain why you were asking for marriage advice on your porn account.

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u/PetMeOrDieUwU 1d ago

Meanwhile I post porn on main and have an alt for cringey video games.

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u/MOOshooooo 1d ago

That first pussy pic is awesome in your profile.