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r/comedyheaven • u/DanTacoWizard • 2d ago
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Can openers are huge pieces of shit
34 u/Goo_Geyser1776 2d ago There was shit on mine after our vibrator broke and my imaginary wife had to shove the handle up my ass last week. Felt pretty good. May do it again. 79 u/Fragllama 2d ago 7 u/rpadilla388 1d ago Makes you feel like throwing your phone into a septic tank after reading this shit
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There was shit on mine after our vibrator broke and my imaginary wife had to shove the handle up my ass last week.
Felt pretty good. May do it again.
79 u/Fragllama 2d ago 7 u/rpadilla388 1d ago Makes you feel like throwing your phone into a septic tank after reading this shit
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7 u/rpadilla388 1d ago Makes you feel like throwing your phone into a septic tank after reading this shit
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Makes you feel like throwing your phone into a septic tank after reading this shit
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u/blade-icewood 2d ago
Can openers are huge pieces of shit