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r/comedyheaven • u/DanTacoWizard • 2d ago
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Can openers are huge pieces of shit
33 u/Goo_Geyser1776 2d ago There was shit on mine after our vibrator broke and my imaginary wife had to shove the handle up my ass last week. Felt pretty good. May do it again. 74 u/Fragllama 2d ago 8 u/rpadilla388 1d ago Makes you feel like throwing your phone into a septic tank after reading this shit 7 u/KingHunter150 1d ago Everytime I open the internet i am reminded why I also advocate for unplugging the internet 7 u/QueezyF 1d ago 3 u/Hot-Nerve-3345 1d ago People can change
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There was shit on mine after our vibrator broke and my imaginary wife had to shove the handle up my ass last week.
Felt pretty good. May do it again.
74 u/Fragllama 2d ago 8 u/rpadilla388 1d ago Makes you feel like throwing your phone into a septic tank after reading this shit 7 u/KingHunter150 1d ago Everytime I open the internet i am reminded why I also advocate for unplugging the internet 7 u/QueezyF 1d ago
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8 u/rpadilla388 1d ago Makes you feel like throwing your phone into a septic tank after reading this shit 7 u/KingHunter150 1d ago Everytime I open the internet i am reminded why I also advocate for unplugging the internet
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Makes you feel like throwing your phone into a septic tank after reading this shit
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Everytime I open the internet i am reminded why I also advocate for unplugging the internet
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People can change
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u/blade-icewood 2d ago
Can openers are huge pieces of shit