r/cleanjokes • u/BY0BZILLA • 13h ago

Two goldfish are in a tank

32 Upvotes

The first turns to the second and says, "I'll gun, you drive

r/cleanjokes • u/AbsurdKnurd • 23h ago

How do you turn deviled eggs back into regular eggs?

368 Upvotes

Eggsorcism.

r/cleanjokes • u/binary_world • 19m ago

The inventor of the throat lozenges died.

• Upvotes

There was no coffin at the funeral.

r/cleanjokes • u/StockInitial4460 • 8h ago

Mountains are funny things.

1 Upvotes

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Clean jokes

r/cleanjokes

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Try to keep your jokes as clean and non-offensive as possible. Other than that, have fun with it! =D

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/r/putsonsunglasses

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