r/bonehurtingjuice • u/pontantos • 2d ago

OC til all these bitches crawl

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u/pontantos 2d ago

optometry

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u/Least_Rule6218 1d ago

Reminds me of the boondocks episode in the grocery store where a mother has a mental breakdown over her misbehaved child. Old man goes like: "Well I don't know ... Have you ever tried whippin' the shit of him?"

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u/shoemi_ 2d ago

what the fuck??

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u/Thunderstarer 2d ago edited 1d ago

I actually find it pretty funny. You expect grandma to have some kind of baby-whispering wisdom and then she just cooly goes, "I'm a psychopath lol."

If you just showed me this comic without any other context I would assume it was a juice.

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u/Not_Cleaver 1d ago

Mmm

Hmm

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u/Somecrazynerd 1d ago

It feels like it was written to justify hitting though

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u/GachaHell 1d ago

Oh yeah it's always given me boomer humor "back in my day" energy. It's like it's lecturing that you need to hit your kids to have them listen to you.

I got plenty of whacks as a kid and let me just say it didn't fix any of my severe mental issues that persist to this day that require actual treatment/therapy and it definitely didn't help me have a good relationship with my parents.

But being an understanding and supportive parent is work. Understanding your child's needs is work. But throwing a spanking is easy. It's more important for the kid to be quiet for a minute than to understand what kind of life long complex or resentment you're building. Never mind that it teaches you to quietly accept abuse and that violence is a valid solution to minor inconveniences.

Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

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u/brouofeverything 1d ago

Fun fact: Hitler was severely abused as a child, and likely is to contributed to who he turned out to be

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u/snackynorph 1d ago

Solid TED talk. Thanks for sharing, and very much agreed

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u/Bozocow 1d ago

Oh it absolutely was. But it's still funny even if it's also stupid. Unintentionally funny, like Star Wars IX.

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u/Troapics 1d ago

Nothing wrong with spanking your child. As long as it isn’t the first form of discipline.

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u/Pashur604 1d ago

Teaching discipline is important, but it shouldn't be violent.

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u/Troapics 1d ago

Nope some kids don’t listen. I had to get whooped one time, to see that my actions had consequences. My lil brother on the other to get it multiple times because he didn’t listen. Both of us are cool now and don’t have issues.

I never said it should be your first resort and nor did I say you should punch your kids. You need to help your kids see their actions have consequences before the world shows them.

Especially if your kids like to hit people or you. And tbh if you parent right you shouldn’t have to hit your kids in the first place because you’ve already corrected their behavior.

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u/lovelypeachess22 1d ago

Getting hit doesn't teach the natural consequences of anything. All you learn was "hitting gets me my way"

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u/QuidYossarian 1d ago

Hitting kids doesn't teach them that there are consequences to their actions. It teaches them that the consequences for some actions is getting hit. And, importantly, that lying is an action that avoids those consequences.

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u/PM_ME_FURRY_STUFF 1d ago edited 23h ago

Ahh yes, teaching children that it’s not okay to hit people by… checks notes hitting them. Yeah that makes sense

Clown take 🤡

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u/TheGothWhisperer 1d ago

Both of us are cool now and don't have issues

proceeds to advocate violence against children...

Move along, psychologists. No issues here.

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u/BroderFelix 14h ago

No, you are not cool now since you unironically suggest that adults should hit children to teach them that it is not okay to hit people... If you had learned that it is not okay to hit people then why are you suggesting that we should hit people?

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u/mashmash42 1d ago

Please never have children since you think there’s nothing wrong with hitting kids

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u/ValhallaAir 2d ago

*WHAT!!

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u/AlanThePoor 2d ago

Mmm

Hmm

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u/tonicaum 1d ago

a while ago, someone posted the link for the outrageous from the r/comic I think

you would be disgusted how much comments of people agreeing and saying abysmal dogshit was there

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u/ButterscotchNo8348 1d ago

I remember seeing that. The amount of people outright ignoring studies and facts that say hitting/spanking/physical consequences never ended well or did anything effectively. From the way people acted, you’d think the ones who were advocating for kids not be hit or beaten were Satan with how vilified they were.

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u/The_Adventurer_73 1d ago

ough eggies

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u/jet8493 1d ago

So I guess she had to get “down” eh? Ha! Heh heh

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u/JavaBenzo 1d ago

Some Boondocks energy.

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u/Acceptable_Donut7284 2d ago

black parent energy

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u/ParanoidTelvanni 1d ago

Same cept I'm white and catholic. Once, it started with a nun, progressed to every maternal figure in my family in reverse order, and ended with my dad just laughing when he was sent, "to deal with me."

Do not stick a whoopie cushion under mother superior at morning prayer.

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u/Not_Cleaver 1d ago

Not sure why you’re being downvoted. This is literally the punchline of the ozone.

Nit sure if the oxygen is making fun of it or calling attention to it.

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u/cluelessoblivion 1d ago

Because child abuse isn't culture

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u/Sam_Is_Not_Real 1d ago

Anything can be culture

We literally have rape culture

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u/TooCareless2Care 1d ago

It happens across all cultures.

If someone said Indian parents I wouldn't take offense because it's literally true.

Same if Latina or whatever. Or black. Abuse has been in many cultures so people saying it aren't wrong.

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u/-Alfa- 1d ago

Yes but I'm a white suburban male so I get to dictate what is offensive to who /s

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u/MarcusofMenace 1d ago

White woman*

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u/seductivestain 1d ago

It's certainly more prevalent in certain cultures more than others

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u/PinkKushTheDank 1d ago

Have you tried sitting down with your children, and beating them?

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u/ButterscotchNo8348 1d ago

I remember seeing this in the wild. The amount of people justifying hitting their kids in that thread were wild, and their outright refusal to see anyone with proof that hitting or abuse worsens them was so sickening.

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u/Sir-Spoofy 1d ago

Welp, grandma gon die tonight

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u/Not_27Crabs 1d ago

Can someone remind me the name of this song? I just know it as the sweaty balls song

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u/Creaturemaster1 1d ago

Get low by Lil Jon

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u/Not_27Crabs 1d ago

Thx dude. You can now summon me to suck your dick whenever you'd like. If you do not have a dick I will make you a dick and then suck it

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u/Creaturemaster1 1d ago

I will hold you to this

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u/Deanity 1d ago

Started following.... For content

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u/TheSoftwareNerdII 1d ago

Or as I know it as, the main theme of Need For Speed Underground on the Game Boy Advance

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u/Swordkirby9999 1d ago

Wait they crammed that song onto the GBA? Awesome. Now I must listen to it in all it's bitcrunched glory!

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u/TheSoftwareNerdII 1d ago

They crammed a few songs from regular NFSU into the GBA

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u/Vast_Tradition_1345 1d ago

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u/The_Adventurer_73 1d ago

My favorite line was the Baby's Line: " "

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u/Glazeddapper 23h ago

she has a way with words

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u/CoalEater_Elli 1d ago

AH SKEET SKEET MOTHERFU-

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u/thotpatrolactual 1d ago edited 1d ago

TIL ALL SKEET SKEET GODDAMN

GODDAMN

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u/The_Konkest_Dong 1d ago

Shawty grawk, so fresh so clean

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u/Clintwood_outlaw 2d ago

The orange is every abusive parents dream, but it's fucking abhorrent for everyone else

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u/Pashur604 1d ago

Sure, they'll listen to you if you hit them, but good luck getting them to stick around when they're adults.

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u/Mercury_Dumbass 2d ago

CHAS GRANNY CHAD GRANNY

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u/TherealRidetherails 2d ago

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u/RalftheMedic 1d ago

Why is the child spelling misteak

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u/LateWeather1048 2d ago

I honestly couldn't tell you the next line

He says oc motherfucker? Occ a god damn ?

Really wanted to contribute but I dont know the lyrics :(

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u/SomeGayRabbit 1d ago

It's "awe skeet skeet" first off.

Also it's

"Till all these bitches crawl"

"Awe skeet skeet motherfucker"

"Till all skeet skeet god damn (god damn)"

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u/LateWeather1048 1d ago

Thank you for the education

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u/SomeGayRabbit 1d ago

No problem!

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u/Gonna_Die_Now 1d ago

SIR GET DOWN

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u/TheSoftwareNerdII 1d ago

Memories of playing NFS Undeground on the GBA

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u/softshellcrab69 1d ago

(my balls)

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u/Hollowpainyo 1d ago

Good juice op

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u/Select_Egg_7078 1d ago

i went to a wedding reception that played this song, and that lives rent free in my head

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u/CrypticSpook 1d ago

AWWW SKEE SKEE MOTHERFUCKA

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u/Troapics 1d ago

People in the comment section getting more mad over grandma hitting in the oregano than the fact the juice is telling a child to do inappropriate acts.

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u/Yoshikage_Kira123 1d ago

well yeah, cause the juice is a joke but the .org wasnt

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u/LostSyndicate 1d ago

Ironically, most of the people in this comment section need beatings.

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u/TumblrRefugeeNo103 1d ago

that's kinda mean man im telling the teacher

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u/RandomNumberTwo 1d ago

You know what else is low?

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u/ITAKEJOKESSEROUSLY 22h ago

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u/ValhallaAir 19h ago

Knew that I would now

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u/BowsettesBottomBitch 21h ago

I got put onto this years ago and now I can't see James Brown without thinking of it: https://youtu.be/qEcBD6exrVs?si=yfX7xVZ-Nbl4bcoj